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Oslo Storm Press Conference 1. What are some brands you’re affiliated with? 2. Are there any players in the league doing hard drugs? 3. Whos the biggest bum in the VHL? 4. Who has been the biggest surprise this season? 5. Do you have any suggestions for staff? 6. How much beer can @Schnee chug?

Lazy but talented

Oslo Storm Press Conference 1. What are your personal statistical goals this season? 2. What is your favourite donut? 3. Who’s the biggest bum in the VHLM and why? 4. What is your go-to pizza order? 5. What can the staff here in Oslo do to improve your experience? 6. How much beer can @Rhynex Entertainment chug?

Oslo Storm Press Conference 1. How are you and your teammates acclimating to Oslo? 2. Have you found a home to live in for the season? If so, describe it! 3. Who’s the biggest bum in the VHLE and why? 4. Do you think you are a one and done VHLE player or? 5. What can the staff here in Oslo do to improve your experience? 6. How much beer can @CowboyinAmerica chug?

This sent me

Oslo Storm Press Conference 1. Draft is tonight. Is there any great prospects we don’t know of yet? 2. Do you like cookies or cookie dough? 3. What attribute are you upgrading next? 4. Which VHL team is your favorite and why? 5. What can the staff here in Oslo do to improve your experience? 6. How much beer can @dlamb chug?

Oslo Storm Press Conference 1. The draft is on Monday. Who should we draft? 2. Who shouldn’t we draft on Monday? 3. What do you think the VHLE needs more of? 4. Who do you predict is going to be the contenders this season? 5. Who do you predict is going to be the tanking teams this season? 6. How has your experience been in the VHLE and with Oslo?

Not sure imma go that high lmfao

I feel I should go lower

Oh true how did I miss that one. Don’t even look at the bottom line. Tf is going on there

I’ll apply

The World Cup if hockey nice

Congrats everyone!

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending March 3rd 2024 1. We are the champions! How did you celebrate? 2. Who was our teams MVP? 3. Where do you think you will play next season? 4. Lovstrom went on a heater. How much liquor did you liquor him up with? 5. Who is your favourite team in the VHL? 6. Who has been your in season MIP and why?

Like pinning a post on your own profile?

BRB printing it on a shirt as we speak

I’ll apply specifically to Halifax. Former Hali GM right here! (I’ll apply to all 3 but preference on Halifax)

Public spanking on @Banackock hehe. Keep it private bois

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 25 2023 1. We’re in the finals…. Did @Lemorse7 pay some bribes? 2. Who is your reapers MVP? 3. How do you think this series goes with Las Vegas? 4. Who is your favourite VHLM player that’s not on Philadelphia? 5. What type of vehicle does your VHL player drive? 6. Who is your favourite NHL player?

Just wanna say GL and I love Annie Oaks as a player! Hopefully it’s a fun finals!! On a side note, everyone keeps saying Philly isn’t so great all season and we stormed in first place. That narrative continued until we made it to the finals. Maybe we’re better than just “luck”.

I’ll apply

Haha also fun fact, Malmo was the first team to ever select me in a VHL draft. Would love this pick but am happy to play for any team in the VHL of course!

No problem can we get more giant gifs?

The only reason I say this is primarily, I will eventually go inactive. Likely due to IRL reasons. I've been there where I drafted a guy first overall and then he went IA on my ass in like 20 mins (@Zetterberg) however I forgive thee. Point is, I don't want to be that guy. I don't want the pressure of a top pick to loom on me. I don't want to be the main guy on the roster. I just wanna chill and have fun and update when I want and when I can. Between having a child and tending to my wife, I really won't care about the VHL nor should I. Draft me, plan my player out and use him to win if you can if not, use him to tank I suppose? Point is, I don't really give a shit. Just don't waste a high pick on this guy cause I'm warning you now, he's gonna be a shitty earning player And if you're the GM who drafts me in the first round, I'm sorry lmao. You're a dumbass. Read this shit, I warned you fam. I'm going to be a disappointment. The rest of my build is probably going to be 99 Leadership if it was up to me.

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 18 2023 1. We face Saskatoon and our former agm in @Ricer13... How do we kick his ass on and off the ice? 2. What is your favourite 2 topping pizza? Describe the flavor as well for us! 3. Jins haven't been earning enough TPE yet. How can we get them firing on all cylinders? 4. Do we think Lovstrom can go on a heater? 5. What do we need to do in order to have playoff success? 6. Who has been your in season MVP and why?