fonziGG

Congrats Mooner

Never played for Mexico City so fuck it! Accepted or #reunited!

Player Information Username: fonziGG Player Name: George Costanza Recruited From: Returning Age: 49 Position: LW Height: 80 in. Weight: 250 lbs. Birthplace: Canada Player Page @VHLM GM

Presser: 1. What is your go-to meal for game night? 2. Is there a city in nA or Europe that is missing a team? 3. Besides LA, what team sounds like a fun prospect to play for one day? 4. Do you speak any other languages? 5. What are your expectations for this season? 6. What is the strangest thing that has happened in your sim league career?

Presser: 1. Who is the funniest member on this team? 2. Did you see the big prank that @Gustav did on @Berocka? If not, he pushed Berocka into a water fountain. 3. What is your go-to lunch at the training facility? 4. How has training been? What have you been working on in your individual time? 5. What is your favourite sport outside of hockey? 6. Are you following the VHLE or VHLM?

Presser: 1. How was your off-season? 2. How do you anticipate we do this season? 3. Who is your first pick in VHFL? If you didn’t participate, who would you have picked? 4. Who do you think should win rookie of the year? 5. What is your go-to pizza order for the big game? 6. How are you enjoying the weather here in L.A? Is it too hot for you or do you enjoy the heat?

Appreciate it mate. Ended up staying IA anyways cause I’m a lazy ass

I'll never forget all the memories we created together between Halifax, NJ Bombers in the SBDL, my fumbling activity levels in the ECFA with your team and most importantly, just our mutual friendship over the years. I know we don't speak as often anymore but you've forever gotten a friend in me. Congratulations McWolf. I wish you and your family nothing but the best.

Apply for both.

kinda funny since i'm barely active here and i got mentioned

I’d like to apply.

Helloooooooooo

Jonathan Ori @MexicanCow123

Duncan Idaho @Baby Boomer

we're the larger party now

yes

1. Vandalay is my choice just because its a seinfeld reference and nothing else. 2. I think the Lightning will respond nicely. Definitely not a sweep. 3. I don't, unfortunately I don't get the opportunity due to health reasoning. 4. I just want to win. So points can help with that more than just goals alone. 5. STREET HOCKEY 100%. No cap on that. 6. He's getting fat in Turkey while getting a hair transplant. Gains baby.

Ok I will throw my hat in the ring if it isn't too late.

Congrats all! Also, congrats especially to my friend @badcolethetitan because now we can't exactly blame him for everything. I mean, most things yes. But not everything.

I apply

We need the joke now.

It's even more disappointing on my end to be completely honest.

We, Chicago Phoenix, as a organization, team and family have been working, eating, sleeping and protein farting together in a respectful and ethical manner! Just kidding, we've been absolutely destroying the locker rooms. I'm pretty sure I saw someone have a protein diarrhea at some point in the DC establishment. I mean, that would explain why they shit the bed so hard. However, DC may be a great team with great management in Enorama, I wouldn't personally protein diarrhea all over their walls and stuff. That was gross, weird and confusing. How about we aim in the toilet bud? Even in public washrooms, that throws me the hell off. I mean, your hands are worse off. What the hell are you doing to either pick it up off the bowl or shit in your hands. Yuck. I mean, we might need to trade that guy. We all struggle sometimes but that was fucked up if you ask me. Things were getting really rowdy though. I saw Board Game projectile vomit from the disgusting concoction we made for him to drink. Poor bastard had no idea what we made him but he drank it. What a legend. I call it, "the Devils Crotch". Why is it called that? It is called that because I put 1 of every alcohol on the table into a shot glass and a bit of sriracha. Mixed it with a spoon and it was DISGUSTING looking. What a god damn trooper, he deserves a medal for that regardless. I was throwing up nearly because of the smell. I think the next morning, he mentioned that his ass was on flames. It was probably the "Devils Crotch", if you ask me. During the series, we've been in video review, training, gym, tactical training and team bonding sessions. Theres been no time to actually visit the city of DC. So, while we were there, we made sure to go see the capital and visit President Biden. However, President Biden was slightly too busy to see us. In fact, if I remember correctly, I remember the President saying, "Who the fuck is that?" (President Biden speaking on Chicago visiting US Capitol." Whatever, his loss if you ask me. I mean, more time to make frozen protein cheesecakes, pop corn chicken and other things for my snack city baby. Thats what I call my freezer, "Snack City". Snack City is loaded up as well. I keep some Halo Top in there as well. Next to Snack City, I keep 2 washers and 2 dryers. As you know, Gym, Tan and Laundry baby. You got to keep the clothes fresh and clean, steamed and look crispy otherwise you're not dressed for success. Keep the protein high, clothes laundered and I'm an athlete for a living so I'm working out heavily. Its sad really, I don't have much time to rebuild this team up to take a task load off me. However, I'm appreciating the hard work this season. I think, I'm prepared to get a team in as soon as next off-season. It's about time for that.