a_Ferk

Hey I don't know much about graphics, but I need 1 more TPE to cap this week. From a noob standpoint it looks pretty excellent. I am a fan of the paper tear effect on the edges. The font seems pretty simplistic but it works. If you want better feedback I recommend asking someone that actually knows what they're talking about lol. 10/10

Weakness: none. Damn right

Another great career!

Brown had 3x more goals in this sim than all of last series combined

rip kekw guy

I vote for Prout cuz rory is on LA

peaked in the VHLM imo

Hey Jardy, first podcast I've ever listened to in my life. Loved your insight on the Sandro Trever Linden story, I believe Victor once talked about it in VHL General but I didn't know who Sandro was at the time. The time zone thread is also a classic to this day, I posted one of Trifecta's DMs in the VHL copypasta thread in the thunderdome a while back for the memes. Nice to see you back, if any older member was to return I'm glad it was you. The Sasky representation has been kind of weak for the time I've been here. 10/10

1. What aspect of Hockey (Defense, Stick Handling, etc.) do you think is the most underappreciated? Goaltending. A good goalie makes all the difference. 2. The NHL has the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy for the player who exhibited outstanding sportsmanship. What should the name of that trophy be in the VHL? The Odin Omdahl trophy. That guy never gets any penalties. 3. Who do you think deserves to win the award this year? Odin Omdahl, as he's still kicking in his last season. 4. Who do you think is your team's MVP this season? Jim Bob. He really stepped up this season. 5. What is your favorite holiday? Christmas. No other holiday beats it. 6. If the VHL has an expansion, what city would you like to see get a team? I'd like to see Edmonton get a team.

lol I got 5th by 0.16 points

yo dlamb, I like the art in the background of your sig, makes it look real nice. The font you used is cool, I think that was a good choice. A criticism I have is that there is some empty space above the goalie's helmet and a lot of the top tier graphics seem to avoid that. In short, I think your work is S tier but since it is a Mexico player, 9/10

Hello. I admire your patience with writing an article this size and also having time to add team logos, I would get lazy and just post mine. I thought your article was very well presented, and your writing was great. I prefer the analysis articles over re-drafts personally, as I find they are easier to follow and give insight into how each pick played out. Nice work 9/10 Thanks for fixing the text for light theme users btw.

Wow I still suck lol

49. The Bears traded away @Phil. What are your thoughts on this? Release the rage!! Say your goodbyes!! Sucks to lose Phil, but we have to do what we can to win. 50. The weekend is over. What are your plans for the up and coming week? Not a lot. Sleep schedule is actually pretty normal now so that's good though. 51. Trade deadline is tomorrow. Think anything will happen? If it passed, thoughts on it? I could see us making another move. 52. @Kendrick is 11th in the M with 84 points in 64 games. What are they putting in his "water"?? Mike's secret stuff from space jam. 53. @Shiny is right behind with 83 points on the year. Are you a betting man? Which one gets more and what are you willing to bet?? Imma say Shiny but either could get it done. 54. @jRuutu and @a_Ferk are laying some body around the ice. Who finishes with more hits? Ruutu will finish with more, hard to compete with him.

VHLM GMs will find something to fight about even without articles like this lmao

31. What are your plans for the upcoming weekend? We ate food. 34. The Easter bunny brought the Bears some "stuff"? What did it bring? It brought us some depth scoring. 36. @Kendrick plans to have the team over for a covid safe Easter team dinner. What is he cooking for us all?? He said it was chicken, but it looked suspiciously like rabbit 37. @Shiny Snuck into the Bears LR and pulled an Easter prank on the team... what did they do? He showed up in the locker room, shocking everyone. 38. @InstantRockstar came up with a secret plan to egg the commissioners homes. What is the strategy? How will you get away with it? He wore a Randy Marsh costume, fooling everyone. 39. It's @drewowo first Easter with the Bears and maybe the league... for some reason, we always tell them they have to be initiated... how do we welcome him to VHL/SEATTLE EASTER?!?! We demonstrated the power of Seattle to him by burning down a neighboring city.

da bears

15. Which team had the biggest off-season? Moscow I guess. They sold a lot of assets, looks like a rebuild. 16. Were you surprised by all the GM's stepping down? Who would you hire? Not really. Life happens. I would've hired IR 17. Thoughts on the Bears off-season? Kendrick's player was a nice pickup. Cool to see drew and Toast joining the team as well. 18. What are your expectations for you this season? I want to score 50 goals. With how we've been so far it's likely not going to happen, but a guy can dream. 19. How do you think the Bears will do this season? Hopefully better. We lost Jensen which kind of sucks. 20. Predict your players stats for the year - goals, assists, points and... hits! 50 goals, 69 assists Imma say 250 hits

sweats in 1-0 win

G - Ajay Krishna @Domg5

Hello. I like the contrast between the black and white background and the banner which is in color. (Reminds me of a certain anime opening where everything is black and white except the destruction, but that is besides the point). Nice touch that red fonts and backgrounds are slightly different shades of red, for the respective team's logos. 10/10 banner

Pretty sure the requirement is actually 500 words chief. Pretty meme worthy media spot but it did get me thinking about where the money actually does go, so there is that. I like your VHL movie idea, we should pitch that to some movie producer. 9/10 article because you don't know the word requirement, rekt

Claiming for my media spot this week. *Also note for updaters, it is the first article from the top. **Edit 2, 553 words