Prout

Milk Jugs passed 250- claiming for the four tpe https://vhlportal.com/players/playerfocus/3899

Cowboy Prout has been absolutely vocal on this third league and he had a few comments to say in the press conference today held after practice here’s what some of things he said Cowboy “yeah I heard about this new league or third league whatever you want to call it. I personally would of skipped it if I could and go direct to VHL since I don’t like the sounds of things and just how I am but hopefully they figure it out to make it work. I think I just like the one league and to the pros type. As a player you want to work your ass off to play in the minors and get your name called to the show that’s just how it is and every league is like that it’s a dream for any athlete. I love the VHLM it’s kinda like a jungle down there you just never know what to expect and the fans get wild which gets your blood pumping. “ As of right the Calgary Wrangler Defencemen had been supportive saying Cowboy “ it’s great that the game is evolving I just don’t know how I feel I guess about the new process and what’s all going to happen. You love tough competition and for the game itself to grow so it’s a positive way of looking at things as well. I think there could be some great new created opportunities here and that’s exciting for everyone as we still need more announcements it’ll be entertaining at least. Hopefully it grows the fan base like it has been for the player qualities we have a top tier league that’s only been growing. I’m excited and nervous from a player and fan point of view but none less it’ll fun and a different experience at least. I’m just more focused on getting this season done and hopefully have a good one too.” As stated Cowboy Prout likes the game growing. Hopefully this is a good sign for many more to come in the VHL. The league itself has seen some rapidly growth for the quality of players and has been pleased this is only one step further into a great direction as the league will do its best to prep it. Players in the VHL community seem to be buzzing about it. The fans will surely be ready to support there new favourite teams when announced and buy the merchandise. As for the Wranglers will have a early morning skate as per GM/Coach Ricer, will he make it with his fat ass? Probably not. The team itself has been doing quite well and will continue this stretch of games and they hope to jump in the standings some more. The Calgary Wranglers also have added Tyler Walker bringing in a skilled defencemen to help with a potential playoff push. Having Cowboy and Eagles being the two leading back there adding this veteran presence and helping with the young defensive core will surely help as the season goes along.

Best of luck AL!! I know we spoke about it in and shit but seeing your going for it I’m super happy for ya!! Best of luck in your new adventures and be safe and healthy as well!! You’ll do great my friend cheers buddy!!

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Review; like this style of write up! I think this gives users a more challenge to face in there careers. Very goof format and easy to read well done! 9/10

Review: liked the little details on each player, very nicely written and just good in depth details. Liked this concept and topic. What a crazy draft class when you read things like this. 8/10

Ah yes sittting here looking at each stat and tpe I use to apply then found out more about STHS and how shitty it works. Now for my build I’ve been lucky to save it early as from a rookie but... I’m still shit. now I remember being in the M and applying shit like Defence/ Discipline lol and even fighting.... so a defensively disciplined fighter? Yup! Why? Cause I’m dumb and wanted a defensive player! Yeah I know it don’t make any sense but that’s how I thought (no judgment) however I’ve come to realize all those mistakes will coast me in my later seasons with Cowboy but eventually it’ll catch up and show. I’ll do my best but I’m all out of pt claims and things to write about so it’ll be interesting for myself to see what’s next as I have new job Monday and want more time spent on that and everything else then sim leagues but I’m still active and around just won’t be doing much for content wise.

Ah yes as we’re still blocking lots of shots I see and just overall I’d say a better season here? Possibly the breakout one? I felt last season I had a fairly decent one even though I could of been better this season however has been much more better across board for team success as well as personal. Now I do tend to think Cowboy Prout literally eats pucks for breakfast, lunch and supper as well snacks cause he’s a good ol hungry man. After a long day most have a cold beer or something. Not cowboy Prout with a rubber puck apparently but hopefully I can lead this stat this season as we continue through. Now I as usual last minute article for myself cause I’ve been on like four day bender and it’s finally caught up to me I’ve been going through the VHL shit seeing what’s happening and all. But the Wranglers have looked great. Phil and Su have been just absolute beats with Perry which I think have been just a solid bunch here and then with Eagles on the blueline and myself I think has been just overall a good season for everyone as this team Ricer has built for is playing great but overall a fun Lr and bunch to be around. I think Calgary has potential for a good run and hopefully continue to be a playoff contender after this season but with STHS you just never know. Anyways Calgary has fallen a couple spots in standings but nonetheless still in the fight for a good run just need some good games here played by us all and get those wins together! Cowboy needs to be a leader more on ice as he’s fallen off a bit lately but really let’s be honest what’s new? It seems he starts out every season fine but then drops offs so it can be frustrating but it is what it is I guess I’ve gotten him to a decent build just need some good sims and him to actually play at a better level that he should but hopefully he just starts to find his game and becomes better. As for this year goals on his play I don’t think he’s hit them but he’s been fairly decent I just need to get more tpe applied as soon as possible cause I want him to be the puck eating machine that he was meant to be. Like that Mike Weaver that played for Montreal that one year and just ate pucks non stop as a none big defender but made the biggest impact on defensive side of things. Anyways that’ll be all on my puck eating Cowboy Prout I’ll be back again next week with a even more shittier article cause I’m out of content and just overall not in a mood to be typing non stop articles left and right as life’s busy here so this is just for fun remember that! Cheers everyone and enjoy the weekend if your seeing this when posted

Do you think dogs are better then cats? is it true that in order for you to fully be the gm of Moscow and to continue the dictatorship you had to kill a man? any expectations you’ve hit as a gm for Moscow or had set out? Any set in place for next season? have you heard of @Ricer13 nasty ass hot dog addiction? Do you think it’s to late to save the fat fuck? what do you STHS has the most laugh about when it comes to VHL and it’s “jokes” it plays on us? do you think the BOG should have a different voting system for awards? has Alex Letang hit the goals you’ve made for his career? Any particular things your proud of with your first player? what’s the biggest thing you learned in your build for Letang? Anything you’ll look too improve on for your next? if you were Alex Letangs real life agent what do you think he would say to you finding out your a dictator? do you miss boinking Jiggs? Did you ever have a player “rival” between you and somebody in your draft class that you’ve considered throughout the course of your career a rival ?

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What’s the biggest change from a M GM to VHL? Whats been your biggest challenge as Moscow’s gm? What position do you plan on re creating? How are you? Life ok? what’s been the most memorable moment in your time so far in VHL ? do you feel discord users have more advantage and update the same in draft time over somebody that updates and stays more or purely on forums? why the hell did you pick me in fantasy you bum any thing stand out in the E that you think could be changed or have anything you’d like to see added or taken away with this new idea?

Can confirm I was one to many deep here in the beers as I did not even know I wrote this till this morning when I went on discord so I guess we now have tough decisions on which sponsors us?

This article is brought to you by Schneiders hot dog inc the official sponsor of the Calgary Wranglers Est season last! That’s right lady’s and gentleman they have stepped up to sponsor this beautiful team. The Schneider’s hot dogs will have some of the best word wide sponsorship deals/ announcements and events as part of this newly formed partnership that was a match made in heaven like a stripper finding her lovely father after those long 25 years! So come on down and watch the only and only big chunk Ricer munch down as many as he can eat on the bench during games as he pigs out like the fat guy you see at the all you can eat buffets half off days! It’s purely a gross sight but amazing entertainment and again this is a proudly sponsored message by the Schneider’s hot dog inc. As the Wranglers had a up and down week the only thing at this very moment going up is ricers big fat belly from eating hot dogs! This fat son of a bitch has been trying to do his best motivating his team to be better as a team and to play for the lovely fans in attendance while he gives them a better show then the team itself. With some recent Calgary Wranglers getting better this season and having some great rookies on the rise this team sure looks promising and you wouldn’t believe it but that Perry kid looks to be one of the leagues rising stars with popping up in league leader stats this player has been super promising early on. Cowboy Prout on the blue line sucks. With Fizzlebeef and Eagles carrying the heavy load and having some great goaltending once again this team sure could be better from the blueline but again Cowboy is a disappointment and Ricer is looking to find even harsher ways of punishment then strapping his player up and shoving hotdogs down his throat till he pukes blood then bag skates him. This looks a lot worse punishment then good ol Eddie Shore would do from back in the day says Don Cherry but he loves the old school mentally! Teammates Eso and Phil The Rock Johnson have also been very solid this season and how about SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I will say I love this forward core and what they’ve done so far so keep errrr up ladies and gents! Let’s get errrrr doneeee !!!! Asky the goalie already has early signs of severe back problems and once again is strapping the team on his back and carrying them his health won’t be good for much longer. Will this mean Advil could step up and sponsor the Wranglers and be associated with this cluster fuck or will they demand this hot dog mess to end before they step in on the endorsements? I guess we’ll find out later this season! Some positive Wranglers news is Guy Lambert is sitting currently in second on the rookie scoring in the season while Joe Madison sits ninth and will be looking to follow up the rankings with fellow teammates. That’s it for tonight folks on the WHATS NEW IN HOT DOG MESS WRANGLER TALK I don’t I’m feeling pretty good right now folks and that tpe grind is all I’m thinking about CHEERS PEACE!! love Prout people mentioned areee @Ricer13 @tinafrombobsburgers @TacticalHammer @Eso@Spartakiller2 @Da_Berr @Phil @Brewins15 @Gooningitup and lastly my wrangler brother @Greg_Di the big brotha on ice!!!

Glad to see everything is ok for ya!

@Banackock you still in pbe ?

I told you not too last season and season before that... you don’t learn

You picked me this season? Oh no.... how Tf am I 5th best skater ??

Review; SALESSS, the red text is good add for being a New York colour of team. I like the background and the text size you choose for the more bold effect at first glance. Maybe next time try to include a logo swap and see how It turns out. 8/10

Review; good render choice. The background is some nice details and good work all around. The text is good where it says Ottawa lynx. Like the logo swap as you actually still did it even though it’s not really seen much as it cut off. 9/10

With the season officially under way the Calgary Wranglers find themselves still near the bottom of the standings. Obviously this team isn’t a bottom team when looking at the roster as it’s got some good players and solid depth. I know for myself my main goal is to just continue to earn and get better with lots of time left this season I’m not to worried about it. The Wranglers are finding themselves outside and out played it seems defensive side of things could mean special teams just needs to get better. Overall fuck STHS as the sim as we all know doesn’t make any actual sense to what happens and what it all actually looks for and finds as it’s mainly just luck and not builds or stats that should matter. Anyways I’m not here to talk about the sim engine that could be media spot if I choose to write about that. But yeah the team is doing pretty good with a fun Lr it’s been a boring offseason so now that we’re back playing and sims has me pumped up and excited as we continue to see if Cowboy actually choses to be good for once or just to continue being sucky like previous. But so far so good then again I said that last season and he dropped off actually which I kinda don’t want to repeat since he’s supposed to be better and with better teammates around him should be making that difference so we shall continue to watch these sims results.

Been awhile since we’ve complained about Cowboy Prout yeah yeah this is a late night blab and looking at Cowboy Prout stats I’m not too upset about. Obviously we want him to get better and he will with time but overall I’m happy and ok with how’s he played. compared to last season I feel this is his best season so far and his average for points seems to be pretty good and not up and down like previous starts of the seasons. With him being paired as a top two guy I feel he struggling offensively where when on a different pairings and matchups he does better points wise but tends to struggle defensively so i really don’t know where he fits in best I just give up and do updates and hope for best seeing when sims come out Hopefully by next season he’ll be 800 roughly by this point of season (I’m dreaming) but yeah I don’t know he’s too up and down and I wish it was just consented results instead of this up and down shit which hopefully ends sometime soon. The Wranglers team itself looks better this season so I’m hoping in sims Cowboy takes off eventually and does wonders on stat sheet on both ends of the ice rather then one or the other. Anyways that’ll do it for this weeks blab hopefully by next week I have something to actully talk about rather then this lazy shit I’ve been doing. Have a good week!

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