1) It's about as surprising as the sun rising in the morning. If I owned a diner I would make a meal called the DT special and give it half off to all retirees.
2) On a scale of 1-10, probably a 3.1415927. While it is funny that I remain to be better than you at everything, this league is supposed to be for fun so you do you.
3) Because Gritty is the greatest mascot of all time
4) It's not that hard to at least do welfare, press conference, and vhl.com every week, literally takes 10 minutes. The hard part for me is updating
5) Most likely, I give that a 95% chance with a 5% confidence interval.
@gorlab
1) Probably @Greg_Di for being so patient in remaining the backup but being such a supportive teammate the whole time!