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Nonsense i am always a homer more fun

fun read, we should make a great go at the cup this year. A lot is riding on goaltending so keep bumpin that tpe

In GOATLAB we trust

wow those are a lot of names I have not thought of for years

It wasnt in my article you are blind just like the malmo fanboys

moscow didnt have the smitty gritty combo!

Van - Moscow finals will be glorious

cant wait to see malmo at the bottom of that this year

you are a trash team that got lucky with a weak conference, but now that Moscow, Helsinki, and Riga are ahead of you you are @Toast

Great now @Da Trifecta can react to my posts even more

Great now kim jung un is in my home town

Ill get you some popcorn when malmo is watching the playoffs

Same to you. I dont see any room for malmo in the playoffs

usa just defeated the world just like it will in WW3

This is definitive proof that the US is the best country in the world Also, Smitty 1st star Gritty 2nd. Hopefully this is a sign of things to come @flyersfan1453

Wendys is way better than McDonalds and its not close

Everyone who doesn't live under a rock (so everyone but Patrick Star) knows that there is a new sheriff in town in the European Conference, as the Moscow Menance had a historically great free agency haul, picking up the VHL's award winning best defensemen in Smitty Werbenmanjagermanjenson (I spelled this without looking, @flyersfan1453 let me know if this is accurate. Additionally, Moscow also acquired the best mascot in sports history in Gritty, who should immediately step in as a stud number 2 center for Moscow. But enough talking about how great Moscow is, let's start shitting on Malmo. 1) Winning a Cup is Not Malmo's #1 Goal From the words of Malmo's GM, "Thompson has no regrets. We set him up better for his statistical needs. When he came in he literally said winning a cup was a bonus." Malmo spent the entirety of last season trying to pad one player's stats rather than focus on the true goal of winning a cup. Now that word of this is out, we predict that the Malmo locker room will riot, as management's decision to try to boost the stats of one player as an appallingly selfish decision. 2) Speaking of Thompson - He is no longer on Malmo In the words of Malmo's GM, "Having an elite playmaker helps tho." Thompson certainly was an elite player, but old age has caught up to him and he is currently spending his days in Moscow's finest retirement home (he secretly told me in confidence Moscow is his favorite city). While Moscow is gaining elite playmakers in free agency, Malmo is losing them to retirement. 3) Lack of Depth This is not the VHL of old, as increased salary cap and some excellent recruiting has led to teams being much deeper than usual. 30 seasons ago, Malmo would be considered a very deep team with 4 defensemen and 7 forwards, but that is no longer the case. There is a large gap in the skill difference between a bot and say a 300 tpe player, and Malmo will be paying the price any time they have to trot one of the scrubby bots out. 4) Cup Losing Syndrome A wise man once said, "The team that loses in the finals of a sporting event often does not meet expectations next season due to the emotional trauma of being so close and not making it." That wise man was me, but look at the #facts. I am a big NFL fan and after their dramatic collapse in the Super Bowl, the Falcons have been on a downard spiral. Ever since the Rams put up 3 points in the Super Bowl, their offense has not been the same, and they are hovering around .500. 5) They no longer have the simmer on their team Only kidding with this one, if I ever thought the simmers rigged I would just leave the league. While we are on the subject of sims, @Beketov, where are the sims?

1) What went into the decision to sign with Moscow? 2) Do you remmeber when the last time your were on a team with Victor was? 3) Who was the runner up in the Smitty sweepstakes? 4) On a scale of 1-10, how bad do you feel for leaving Davos with a slew of other free agents? 5) When was the last time we played on the same team, excluding last season? 6) Do you incorporate my advanced stats and other peoples' articles into your player attribute updating? 7) If you were magically offered the role of commishioner again, would you take it? 8. When do you think was your most active period on this website? 9) Would you ever be open to meeting and VHLers in real life? 10) Will your next player be signing with Philadelphia in the VHLM?

Anderson?

Be careful William water boy knows how to water board ?

I was out to dinner with the family while the draft was occuring and quickly sent beketov victors list while i “went to the bathroom”. I made it home in time for the 2nd round since drafts take 2 hours now for some reason

FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY

Sorry for your loss Bushito In case you interpreted the inactive GM thing wrong - that was referring to you many seasons ago, not anything that happened recently. I would never joke about deceased loved ones. Best wishes.

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