eaglesfan036

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Gritty was too busy streaking during the Flyers Penguins stadium series game, and did not get the memo that the Quebec City Meute are moving to Vancouver for some silly reason. Gritty was really excited to join the Wolves because he is a big fan of their GM Beaviss, but perhaps his showing up to the wrong city is a form of silent protest for moving a team from east coast to the least coast? Anyways, I am really excited to join Quebec because we have a great roster and draft pick combo, so I believe this is a team that will be contending for years to come and growing with my player. Also, I was planning on doing another regression media spot this weekend, but I have caught the plague and feel terrible, and really don't feel like focusing on anything other than watching random youtube clips in between my coughing. You know what they say, men with colds know what it's like for a woman to have a child.

2) It's always a pleasure to play with @diamond_ace and @flyersfan1453. It's hard to make things happen in the bigs, but in the vhlm you control your own destiny somewhat more. 3) I love it, I think the logo looks sick and we picked the best person to be the GM for MOscow in the GOAT @Victor 4) In the VHLM if you are near the cap your player will be a top guy in the league, but the VHL has a lot of other factors at play 5) Brands are stupid and irrelevant in my opinion. But to each their own I guess 6) Ottawa was great I pretty much have always picked them because of Diamond Ace 7) I am going to be putting a lot of tpe into puck handling because my math articles told me to.

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So next year I am copying @ducksfan

Rekt

Lol waste of a first he gonna retire after bushito goes inactive

Look at that drafted at 4 eat me

New York bad

Ur right so clearly I should tag all members

Suddenly these teams became way more attractive to me

Blockbuster

Kesler is that you??

"I’ve deked out Darnell nurse before I made him slip up and I blew right by him and McDavid slapped my shin pads and said wow who did u learn that from to me and wanna know what I said I said “you” to him and he game me a little chuckle and than because I took of my helmet he russsled my hair he touched my hair.., lol" "I am a beast at hockey and wanna know what McDavid said he said I would be a great player and he hopes to play with me on the same team or against me when I am older lol..." - Michael Rasmusson on VHL Discord, no idea who he is on here. He also claims he is going to be a top 3 pick in the ohl draft

i didn't think about the timezones, that is a fair point

I'm in

Review: Nice Rookie profile, it's a good start to your career! Hopefully Sabertooth can improve his skating so he can turn into a nasty two-way forward. "He is gritty and not afraid to get his hands dirty" - I think I am really going to like you

"If it ain't broke let's break it" - @Beketov and @Quik After hacking into the CIA headquarters, I discovered that this year's VHL draft is being held right now in secret over the span of a few days, rather than a big live event like we have done every time since the dawn of history. The results of this supposedly "secret" draft have been leaked, but don't worry, I won't make this offseason any more lame by sharing the results with the press. The offseason is supposed to follow a pattern of litness, starting with the initial trades, followed by free agency, followed by the draft (or swap draft and fa idc). The point is, there should be 3 lit periods of activity from that stuff. Instead, the "draft" and free agency are both pushed towards the end of the offseason, with the draft no longer being a live event that's fun to watch. Part of the fun of the draft was seeing GMs trade up or down under a time crunch, or make a last second decision on a player, with live threads following. Free agency is going to be right up against the preseason, so a lot of the preseason fun is just going to be lost in the start of the season, which is a shame because there are some really good FAs this year. PS - Beketov and Quik it's not like we don't appreciate all the work you put in being blue team, I just think this needs to be fixed for next offseason. K Thnx bai

7) That depends what you consider to be a professional sports team. They have 4 real professional teams in the Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, and Sixers. Then they have an MLS Soccer Team in the Union, and some lacrosse team I don't even know. 8. I am a fan of all four of the real professional teams yes. Although, let's say I have 100 points to allocate to my fandom, it would go like this. Eagles - 55 Points, Flyers - 35 Points, Sixers - 5 Points, Phillies - 5 Points 9) I hate New York terrible city terrible people terrible team 10) I am really mad at @Beaviss for moving Quebec from the East Coast to West coast because East coast is way bettererererer 1) Earn lots of tpe, acclimate myself to where I get drafted and see what the team's long term plan is. Write another regression article

Yay

interesting one has to wonder how Helsinki knows who they are trading up for

1) @eaglesfan036 - I am a major reason why the best city in the world (Philadelphia) was brought into the league, as I'm sure my convincing media spot spurred this movement. Gritty is also going to be a revolutionary player who changes the VHL by proving the importance of puck handling. 2) @flyersfan1453 - He is my next of kin so by default he is the second best member in the league right now. Plus his player name is an absolute dime and outside of Gritty it's the best VHL player name ever. 3) @Sonnet - My man is always there to answer my questions, updates my player very quickly when I ask, and is just an awesome person. It would be litty if I was on his team sometime in the future 4) @Victor - The Dictator has made his comeback, and his completely not humble attitude makes me giggle. He is one of my favorite dudes on here and was the greatest blue team member of all time (besides Flyersfan's 2 day reign of course) 5) @boubabi - Where would this league be without his inspiration and leadership? No one brings people together better than Boubabi, except for maybe Trump.

1) Gritty looks like he will be a mid first round pick, so the 5 spot is a logical destination for him. Maybe he goes earlier, or maybe he goes at 6, but there's no way he drops to the 2nd round. 2) Rookies generally have pretty horrible stats anyway, so if I was the 7th forward for only 1 season on a cup contending team I can live with that. I wouldn't want to continue being the 7th forward past my rookie year though. 3) Just a coincidence, Riga's colors have nothing to do with why I like them. 4) The Phillie Phanatic is another awesome mascot beloved by everyone, and before Gritty he was the best ever. Philly really does have the best mascots. 5) The Dallas Cowboys' mascot looks like a serial killer 6) Right now the Flyers odds to make the playoffs are at 10% so unfortunately I don't see it. They have been winning a ton lately, it's amazing what happens when you play your skilled players rather than old and slow veterans.