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1) Did you ever play for me in Calgary? I feel like I had you for a season 2) Who throws more shade you or @gorlab? 3) Have you ever ventured into the SHL? 4) Who was your favorite VHL player? 5) Why does @Trifecta retire all his players after 1 minute?

1) Have you ever browsed and or posted on the VHL while drunk? 2) Will you ever attempt something in the VHL graphics section just for the fun of it? 3) Do you miss the days of having people grade your media spots for grammar and content? 4) Do you miss @Squinty? When you bumped one of his thunderdome threads I thought he returned 5) Who is the funniest VHL member?

F - Leph Twinger @xsjack

water you talking about i went on discord

I'd like to point out I said it was only a small sample size at that point

Hi Tfong!

Small sample size so far, but maybe you are onto something. If brands help retain new members then that alone could make the effort worth it. TBD if you are correct based on more votes.

I made this because apparently the finals for the Brands tournament is going on, and I haven't cared or even bothered to check the entire time. The VHL off season should be exciting enough between trades and drafts, and I don't think we need any tournaments other then the world cup, which is at least mildly interesting. I honestly don't care a lick about brands, and will join whichever brand gives me the most tpe, and never once check a game. I understand that we want to create opportunities for wanna be GMs, which is great because that means people actually want to GM now, and it's not like before when I had to beg someone to take over for me as Calgary GM. However, I don't think brands is the right place for it, as I don't believe the effort put into running it is worth the reward. So prove me right or wrong by voting in my poll, and letting the VHL know whether you think brands are worth the effort or not. @Members

I heard tpe

Did he threaten other members? I didn't see the full string of text

@Bushito your thoughts on global warming?

First of all, why does no one use the Thunderdome anymore? Anyways, this is in regards to what @FamishedBlanket said in the VHL Discord, as he dropped the hard r multiple times. I am definitely not condoning the use of this word, but if you search for the hard r on the VHL discord, you'll see many people who have used it before. Should we ban every single one of them as well? Also, can't the blue team just ban the word from being used on VHL and star it out or change it, like how I believe typing S.nubbed turns into FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY? Going on SHL while taking a poop and checking their weekly ban thread used to be one of my favorite activities. Now maybe I'll get to do it on VHL too. Also, #FreeBoubabi

The Ottawa Lynx got the steal of the draft when they selected Gritty the greatest mascot in the history of the world in the third round of the VHLM Dispersal Draft. Considering the current low tpe and past few players flaming out from the eaglesfan agency, it is understandable to see why Gritty fell so far. However, there is always potential for Gritty to do great things, as I was a super active member once upon a time. My very first player was selected by the Ottawa Lynx in the 3rd round 7 years ago, so perhaps this is a repeat of history. After surprisingly making it to the VHLM Finals thanks to the spirit of Gritty, the overmatched on paper Lynx just couldn't close things out in the finals. Things will be different this year, as Gritty will have had a ton of time to earn tpe by the time the season starts, and he is excited to help lead the Lynx to another cup final, making them continue to be the greatest VHLM franchise.

back in my day there was a timer and once that ran it was autod

@Quik in many seasons past I remember there being a doubles week if your media spot was a VHL or VHLM mock draft ?

Jasper Canmore ftw

bet you a few gms still don't read this or remember come draft day

I updated my player

@Will = Anderson??

Welfare gives me 5 tpe, and media spots only give me 1 more tpe. Is one tpe really worth putting in that much extra effort? I thought media spots were supposed to be the big thing around here but the incentives don't seem right

done

Boathouse Row - My favorite part of Philly Why Philadelphia Deserves an Expansion Team This article isn't about debating whether or not we should expand sometime in the near future, but I think if the league keeps growing it's something to consider moving back to 10 teams, or maybe just adding 1 and having 9 teams. There are approximately 5 million reasons why the VHL needs a team in the greatest city on Earth, but for your sake I will narrow it down to five. 1) People Actually Know Where Philadelphia Is I consider myself to be a decently educated person, as I actually can locate where North Korea is on a map. However, even though I've been in the VHL for seven years, I'd be lying if I said I knew for sure what countries Helsinki, Davos, and Riga are in. Without using the Google, I'm going to guess Helsinki and Davos are in Finland because @Ahma hates Helsinki and loves Davos, and Riga is some Eastern European country but I honestly have no clue. Now picture the average 16 year old or whatever we are trying to recruit, is he going to be attracted to some random ass countries that aren't as awesome as good old USA? No, he wants a team in a real city! 2) Murica If I had to guess, I would say the majority of our members are American, followed by Canadian. Despite this, we only have two American cities, and Seattle barely counts as it's a west coast city that isn't in California. We are talking about the greatest country in the world here, and Philadelphia happens to be a former U.S. capital from 1790 to 1800. For my fellow history friends, the south was upset that the capital was in New York up north, so it was agreed to move the capital to Washington D.C. somewhere closer to the middle. While the swamp in D.C. was being drained (@Trifecta drain the swamp right buddy?), Philadelphia was the temporary capital for 10 years, as it was a little closer to the south than New York. 3) Freedom Philadelphia stands for everything that is great about civilization. We have an American symbol in the Liberty Bell, which was rung to mark the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Speaking of the most important document in world history, it was signed in Independence Hall in your favorite city, Philadelphia! Other important events that occurred in Philadelphia are the constitutional convention and their NFL football team being world champions last year 4) Great Potential Team Names Off the top of my head, I have the following options for Philadelphia: Liberty Freedom Cheesesteaks Tastycakes 5) Gritty You actually thought I would get through this article without mentioning the greatest mascot of all time? Every single VHL free agent would flock to a Philadelphia team, as everyone wants to play somewhere they know Gritty will be attending. Plus, on a personal level it would be really cool if me or @Fire Hakstol got to be a GM of our hometown city.

@CowboyinAmerica did you chirp any of the players?

1) What are your thoughts on playing with me in Ottawa again? 2) Are there any VHL teams you really hope you do or don't get drafted to> 3) What VHL GM past or current do you think is most comparable to Ron Hextall? 4) Will any of your players ever make the hall of fame? 5) Do you usually go on VHL on mobile or on a laptop?