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22nd Annual Unofficial VHL Regular Season Awards – S87
Another exciting regular season has come to a close. That means we can dole out some regular season awards! Welcome everyone to the 22nd Annual Unofficial VHL Regular Season Awards honoring the highs and lows of S87! Thank you to everyone that reads this.
 
These awards have been created by me. There is no voting process and they are not officially recognized by the VHL Board of Governors.
 
For each award, I list the winners from the last 5 seasons. If you want to check out the award winners from every season, use this link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sAZtX3bxVpPTIsKe1rSRVOenH1-iyWzbQEdR9ZvYOdU/edit?usp=sharing
 
I also document the “all-time” record for each category. Of course, by that I mean all-time for the existence of these awards, not all-time, all-time. Clear? Ok, good. Let’s get things underway!
 
 
The Pylon Award (worst +/- rating) – Reid Johnson @TopTiddee2 
 
Helsinki claimed the top 6 spots in this category, but Reid Johnson led them all with a -49. Repeat winner Daniel Clarke @Danzoshowed some improvement, ending 33rd worst with a -16.
 
All-time record: S82 – creed -156
 
Last 5 Pylon Award Winners:
 
Season
Player
+ / -
S87
Reid Johnson
-49
S86
Daniel Clarke
-55
S85
Daniel Clarke
-65
S84
Ryan Li
-60
S83
Barron Kruulenstien
-66
 
 
 
The Gandhi Award (least penalty minutes, min 1,000 minutes played) – Todd Cooke @KRZY 
 
Todd Cooke wins the award outright by being the only player to record the league low 2 PIM, while playing 2,138 minutes. After a couple of seasons of some higher PIM totals winning this award, it’s nice to get back to lower PIM. Here’s hoping for a 0 PIM next season.
 
All-time record: S81 - Brendan Telker - 0 PIM, 2211 Minutes Played
 
Last 5 Gandhi Award Winners:
Season
Player
PIM
Minutes Played
S87
Todd Cooke
2
2138
S86
Mason Jones
6
2175
S85
Girts Galvins
6
2153
S84
Florida Man
2
1880
S83
Mason Jones
2
2146
 
 
 
The Major2 Award (most major penalties) - Zaza Colors @McWolf 
 
Zaza Colors went major penalty happy this season, recording more PIM in majors this season than their total PIM from any previous season. Their 10 major penalties is enough to claim this award.
 
All-time Record: S77 – Randy Marsh - 14 Majors
 
Previous Major2 Award Winners:
Season
Player
Major Penalties
S87
Zaza Colors
10
S86
Jared Carter the 2st
10
S85
Vinny Detroit
12
S84
Cadmael Ixazaluoh
9
S83
Brian Payne
11
 
 
 
The Timex Award (received most hits) – Leandro Goncalves @leandrofg 
 
Leandro Goncalves was hit exactly 300 times during the season. It seems like a lot of hits and I’m sure Leandro would agree, but it’s actually the lowest winning total since Anthony Matthews won with 274 hits received in S72.
 
All-time Record: S82 – Bogdan Trunov - 408 Hits taken
 
Last 5 Timex Award Winners:
Season
Player
Hits Taken
S87
Leandro Goncalves
300
S86
Perry Laperriere
337
S85
Perry Laperriere
339
S84
Duncan Idaho
316
S83
Saku Kotkakoivu
346
 
 
 
The John Wayne Award (most shots on goal) - Brendan Marner @MetalToday 
 
For the second straight season Brendan Marner wins this award by being the only player in the league to record over 600 shots. Their 622 shots are 40 more than the next closest player, Ronan Lavelle @Arce .
 
All-time record: S82 – Jerome Reinhart - 713 Shots on goal
 
Last 5 John Wayne Award Winners:
Season
Player
Shots on Goal
S87
Brendan Marner
622
S86
Brendan Marner
602
S85
Zaza Colors
566
S84
Duncan Idaho
621
S83
Saku Kotkakoivu
692
 
 
 
The “Hit the Broadside of the Barn” Award (most own shots blocked) - Ronan Lavelle @Arce  
 
Ronan may have finished 2nd in shots on goal, but they finished 1st in having their shots blocked with a total of 170 of their shots blocked.
 
All-time record:  S81 – Jerome Reinhart - 204 Own shots blocked
 
Last 5 HtBotB Award Winners:
Season
Player
Own Shots Blocked
S87
Ronan Lavelle
170
S86
Landon Wolanin
171
S85
Alex Johnston
168
S84
Alex Johnston
187
S83
Saku Kotkakoivu
189
 
 
 
The “Can’t Hit the Broadside of the Barn” Award (most own shots missed) – Ronan Lavelle @Arce  
 
Lavelle wins this award with 450 shots missed, barely beating Brendan Marner in both this and the previous category.
 
All-time record: S81 – Jerome Reinhart - 532 Shots missed
 
Last 5 CHtBotB Award Winners:
Season
Player
Shots Missed
S87
Ronan Lavelle
450
S86
Brendan Marner
436
S85
Zaza Colors
406
S84
Baby Bob
415
S83
Saku Kotkakoivu
509
 
 
 
The New Shin Pads Award (most blocked shots) – Bo Johansson @Shindigs 
 
Bo knows blocking shots. As proved by their performance this season where they blocked 210 shots.
 
All-time record: S82 – creed - 460 Shots blocked
 
Last 5 New Shin Pads Award Winners:
Season
Player
Shots Blocked
S87
Bo Johansson
210
S86
James Marino
243
S85
Deron Nesbitt
222
S84
Jaromir Lemiuex
268
S83
Barron Kruulenstien
261
 
 
The Tired Legs Award (most minutes played) - Scoish Velociraptor Maloish @youloser1337 
 
Scoish showed they are a different animal by playing 2,441 total minutes.
 
All-time record: S82 – Chicken Wing – 2,512 Minutes played
 
Last 5 Tired Legs Award Winners:
Season
Player
Minutes Played
S87
Scoish Velociraptor Maloish
2441
S86
James Marino
2422
S85
Florida Man
2221
S84
Jerome Reinhart
2400
S83
Rhys Trenton
2374
 
 
 
The Snap! Award (most power play minutes) - Brendan Marner @MetalToday 
 
Back-to-back wins for Brendan Marner. Maybe we’re discovering a secret to their success, powerplay minutes. They spent 404 minutes on the powerplay, where they recorded 39 points.
 
All-time record: S79 - Muffbeav - 454 power play minutes
 
Last 5 Snap! Award Winners:
Season
Player
PP Minutes
S87
Brendan Marner
404
S86
Brendan Marner
335
S85
Bo Johansson
344
S84
Napoleon Dynamite
369
S83
Battre Sandstrom
339
 
 
 
The 1 vs. 100 Award (most time on penalty kill) - Babushka @BrutalBoost 
 
Babushka and Biggie Cheese @a_Ferk both tied with 337 minutes on the penalty kill. Babushka wins the award based on the tiebreaker of playing less total minutes, meaning a larger percentage of their minutes on the ice were spent killing penalties.
 
All-time record: S79 - Gustislav Nasherov - 447 penalty kill minutes
              
Last 5 1 vs. 100 Award Winners:
Season
Player
PK Minutes
S87
Babushka
337
S86
Doug Matchett
336
S85
Hari Singh Nalwa
317
S84
Deron Nesbitt
335
S83
Zeedayno Chara
340
 
 
 
The Sean Archer Award (highest face-off win %, min 1,000 faceoffs) – Daniel Janser @Daniel Janser 
 
Daniel Janser wins this award for the second consecutive season. Their 60.34% face-off win percentage is a slight dip from the mark they set last season, but still a great total.
 
All-time record: S74 - Brock Louth - 63.72% face-offs won
               
Last 5 Sean Archer Award Winners:
Season
Player
Face Off Pct
S87
Daniel Janser
60.34%
S86
Daniel Janser
62.90%
S85
N/A
  S84
Paul Atreides
61.22%
S83
Zeedayno Chara
63.17%
 
 
 
The Castor Troy Award (lowest face-off win %, min 1,000 faceoffs) – Nic McMuffin @Ente2997
 
Nic McMuffin may need to change their breakfast strategy. The had a league worst 32.22 winning percentage on their faceoffs.  
 
All-time record: S79 - Gustislav Nasherov – 29.60% face-offs won.
               
Last 5 Castor Troy Award Winners:
Season
Player
Face Off Pct
S87
Nic McMuffin
32.22%
S86
William Futch
34.87%
S85
N/A
  S84*
Pistol Pete
43.73%
S83
Gregory Bates
31.86%
 
 
The Triple Deke Award (most penalty shot goals) - Daniel Weaver @ThePerfectNut
 
Daniel Weaver won this award outright as they were the only player to score 6 penalty shot goals.
 
All-time record: S86 – Daniel Janser - 9 penalty shot goals
              
Last 5 Triple Deke Award Winners:
Season
Player
Penalty Shot Goals
S87
Daniel Weaver
6
S86
Daniel Janser
9
S85
Hammar Voss
6
S84
Zach Kisslinger II
7
S83
Zeedayno Chara
7
 
 
 
The Rocky Award (most fights won) – Ivan Retoslav @eagle_3450 
 
Ivan Retoslav, Ronan Lavelle @Arce , and Zaza Colors @McWolf all tied with 4 fight wins. Retoslav wins it on their tie-breaker thanks to their 4-0-5 fight record, better than Lavelle (4-0-2) and Colors (4-1-5)
 
All-time record: S83 Brian Payne – 7 fights won
              
Last 5 Rocky Award Winners:
Season
Player
Fights Won
S87
Ivan Retoslav
4
S86
Jared Carter the 2st
5
S85
Vinny Detroit
5
S84
Paul Atreides
4
S83
Brian Payne
7
 
 
 
 
The Glass Joe Award (most fights lost) – Daniel Clarke @Danzo 
 
There was a 4-way tie for this award, all with 3 fights lost. Clarke gets the nod there thanks to their abysmal 0-3-1 fight record.
 
All-time record: S86 – Jason Argos, S74 - Lee Xin, and S69 Rusty Shackleford - 5 fights lost
              
Last 5 Glass Joe Award Winners:
Season
Player
Fights Lost
S87
Daniel Clarke
3
S86
Jason Argos
5
S85
Henri le Massif
3
S84
Deagun Rust
3
S83
Kyle Glass
3
 
 
 
The Stars Award (most stars won) – Daniel Janser @Daniel Janser 
 
Another back-to-back award win for Daniel Janser! This was a close one as both him and Vasile Lamb @dlamb had 26 total stars, but Janser had more 1st stars, so they win the award. Special recognition to Landon Wolanin @jacobcarson877who led the league with 12 first stars. And of course a shout out to Art Vandelay @Gustav for leading all goalies with 12 first stars and 22 total stars.
 
All-time record: S76 - Mikko Lahtinen – 34 total stars
              
Last 5 Stars Award Winners:
Season
Player
Total Stars
S87
Daniel Janser
26
S86
Daniel Janser
33
S85
Saku Kotkakoivu
28
S84
Duncan Idaho
33
S83
Zeedayno Chara
31
 
 
 
The “Always a Bridesmaid” Award (most stars without winning 1st star) – Brian Payne @Scurvy 
 
Brian Payne received 11 stars this season, none of them were first stars.
 
All-time record: S85 – Hard Markinson - 16 stars
              
Last 5 Bridesmaid Award Winners:
Season
Player
Stars
S87
Brian Payne
11
S86
The Frenchman
9
S85
Hard Markinson
16
S84
Asher Reinhart
13
S83
Tui Sova
12
 
 
The Biggest Backpack Award (player with the largest difference in points from the rest of their team) - Ryan Vidot @Enorama
 
Vidot showed they have the physique to carry their team, as they scored 27 more points than the next closest player on the team.
 
All-time record: S82 – Taro Tsujimoto - 52 points more than nearest teammate
          
Last 5 Backpack Award Winners:
Season
Player
Point Difference from nearest teammate
S87
Ryan Vidot
27
S86
Daniel Janser
21
S85
Jerome Reinhart
20
S84
Nico Pearce
32
S83
Saku Kotkakoivu
23
 
 
 
The Anniversary Award (rank in total points matches season number) - Reid Johnson @TopTiddee2 
 
This is season 87, so the award goes to the player in 87th place in total points. Congratulations to Reid Johnson! They recorded 51 points this season, good enough for 87th place.
 
Last 5 Anniversary Award Winners:
Season
Player
Points
S87
Reid Johnson
51
S86
Callum Murray
49
S85
Sting Chameleon
51
S84
DB III
51
S83
Robert Wilk
54
 
 
 
 
The Eggshell Award (goalie with most overtime losses) - Xavier Booberry @CowboyinAmerica 
 
Sometimes the puck bounces your way, other times it doesn’t. The later appears to be the case for Xavier Booberry this season. They had 11 OT losses. Tied for the most all-time.
 
All-time record: S87 - Xavier Booberry, S82 - Sirkants Klamasteris, S78 – Calvin Harvey, S75 - Doug Dimmadome, and S71 Jaxx Hextall - 11 OT games lost
 
Previous Eggshell Award Winners:
Season
Player
Overtime Games Lost
S87
Xavier Booberry
11
S86
Ben Dahl
10
S85
Boris Tsezar
8
S84
Cole Pearce
9
S83
David Davis
9
 
 
 
The Jason Voorhees Award (most PIM by a Goalie) - Henry Tucker Jr @NSG
 
Tucker Jr may have taken some notes from his father’s playing days. Tucker Jr led all goalies with 12 PIM this season.
 
All-time record: S76 - Doug Dimmadome - 29 PIM
 
Previous Jason Voorhees Award Winners:
Season
Player
PIM
S87
Henry Tucker Jr
12
S86
Augustus Kennedy
16
S85
Oskar Lindbergh
12
S84
Oskar Lindbergh
16
S83
Ben Dahl
14
 
 
 
The Poke Check Award (highest % of penalty shots stopped, min 10 penalty shots against) - Joel Castle @animal74
 
Joel Castle rooked his opponents by stopping 88.5% of the 26 penalty shots he faced. A great showing for the goalie’s first season!
 
All-time record: S86 – Matt Murdock – 100% penalty shots stopped (12 shots faced)
 
Previous Poke Check Award Winners:
Season
Player
Penalty Shots Stopped
S87
Joel Castle
88.5%
S86
Matt Murdock
100.0%
S85
Oskar Lindbergh
88.5%
S84
David Davis
80.0%
S83
Dexter Vaughn
80.0%
 
 
 
That wraps it up for this season! Another year, another successful award ceremony! Congratulations and/or condolences to all the winners! As always, please provide any suggestions, insights, or thoughts in the comments. Thank you all for reading and continuing to make this a successful column!
 

Vancouver Wolves forward Dogwood Maple ended up on the injury list this week, despite not playing a game.  With the Wolves preparing for the playoffs and having a bye in the first round, the mood was mostly relaxed around the Vancouver training facility as players were getting crucial rest and recuperation this week.  Star forward Dogwood Maple had hoped to get some of the same.  What actually transpired could end up wrecking the Wolves' chances of repeating as champs.
 
"Well it started off innocent enough," Maple explained. "I was in Target the other day and I saw a book full of Sudoku puzzles.  You know, the ones with blocks and rows and columns where you have to write in all the corresponding numbers?  Well I had never really done one of those before, but I figured why not?  This was the perfect week because it was a light time for us with no game.  So I started doing them and I absolutely loved them.  The first dozen or so were pretty easy, which was nice since I was just starting out. But the deeper I got into the book, the more I became obsessed with them, I guess you could say," Maple said.
 
This obsession led to some concerning consequences.  
 
According to an anonymous team source, Maple started carrying the Sudoku book around with him literally everywhere he went.  Working out in the team facility?  Book in hand.  Doing some light practice on the ice?  He literally held the book in one hand and his hockey stick in the other.  Maple apparently even showered with the book.  When approached about the shower incident, Maple was asked about the water ruining the pages and making the ink run, which was a more than fair question.  Maple had apparently thought of this already and treated the book with an anti-water spray and bought expensive water-proof ink that he was using so the puzzles wouldn't be ruined.  This all finally came to a head when a couple of his teammates and him went out for coffee.
 
"We were ready to order and Dogwood just stood there, mumbling to himself.  About how "9 couldn't go there because it already showed up in the vertical column" and just repeating a bunch of numbers to himself.  The barista finally just handed him a cup of black coffee and looked at us bewildered," one teammate said.
 
The team trainer tried to sit Maple down and explain that he needed to focus a little more on hockey, but Maple simply pulled out his Sudoku book and started working right in front of the trainer, which led to Maple officially placed on the Injured List.  This was the first time Maple had been designated as injured and that's what truly woke him up out of his stupor. He's made some improvements in the last day or so and is considered day-to-day for the playoffs.
 
"I think I just let it consume me.  It was really nice to get a good sense of accomplishment when I did each puzzle. I felt like I was being productive, but it spiraled out of control there a little bit.  I still like to do the puzzles, but I can't let it dictate my life.  Especially with this playoff run coming up, we all have to be on our A game," Maple said.

Welcome to VSN’s VHL playoff preview and predictions, in this article we’ll break down each series and discuss what players could be key to turning the tide of the series and potentially pulling off an upset.This was truly an incredible season and we could be in for a few upsets in the playoffs. While you’re here be sure to check out some of the other recent VSN articles.
 
EU Playoff Race |  VHL Trade Deadline Review | Campbell's Corner
 
Wildcard Series (Best of 5)
 
 Riga (4) vs. Warsaw (5) 
 
In the European Conference we wildcard we have 2 teams headed in very different directions, Warsaw’s window is beginning to close as Zach Kisslinger II @Kisslinger and Brendan Marner @MetalToday only have 1 more season before retirement, whereas Riga is chalked full of young talent including 4 recent top 5 picks in Daniel Weaver @ThePerfectNut, The Frenchman @OrbitingDeath , Sadie St. Louis @sadie, and Skor McFleury @Alex. Riga comes into this matchup as an underdog, despite being the higher seed as on paper Warsaw is far superior with their forwards and defense. With that being said, Riga may be able to exploit Warsaw’s lack of defensive depth and do have a stronger goalie in Henry Tucker Jr. @NSG. We can look for this to be an extremely high scoring series, and Riga may be able to steal a game or 2, but this series likely comes down to goaltending and if Tucker Jr. can quiet the Warsaw forwards.
 
Prediction: Warsaw in 4
VSN vote: WAR 5 RIG 3
 
 Chicago (4) vs. Seattle (5) 
 
Over the course of the season this matchup has been very one sided at times, with Seattle winning the first two games, and with Chicago winning the last 3 to win the season series. The most recent game between the two teams was a tight game, that occurred well before the trade deadline where Seattle stocked up bringing in Vasile Lamb @dlamb and Tavish Degroot @rory which has vastly improved Seattle’s offense. For Chicago their saving grace in this series will likely be Cole Pearce @N0HBDY who will have to stand on his head for Chicago to win the series, this could be a very tight series that will be fun to watch.
 
Prediction: Seattle in 5
VSN vote: CHI 2 SEA 8
 
Conference Semi-Finals
 
 Calgary (2) vs. Los Angeles (3) 
 
Both of these teams have been around the top of the North American Conference all season, including being in first at times. Los Angeles took an interesting approach this season by only having two defensemen in Callum Murray @Berocka and Scoish Velociraptor Maloish @youloser1337 and that could be part of the reason why Art Vandelay @Gustav found himself near the top of the shots against leaderboard this season and he’ll likely prove to be crucial to Los Angeles success against the offensive juggernaut in Calgary lead by Daniel Janser @Daniel Janser, a perennial scoring threat that may just be too much for LA to handle and for that reason, Calgary likely takes this series in convincing fashion.
 
Prediction: Calgary in 5
VSN vote: CGY 9 LAS 1
 
 Vancouver (1) vs. Seattle (5) 
 
Possibly what could be the most interesting series of maybe the entire playoffs, Vancouver has been an elite team all season, but Seattle’s trade deadline acquisitions have this looking like a very even series. By all means Vancouver should win this series as they have a more complete roster and Brandt Fuhr @Tate is coming off of one of their best seasons yet, posting a 0.931 SV%. Standing in Vancouver’s way will be a tough Seattle team that doesn’t give up anything easily, this could be a close series, but ultimately Vancouver probably prevails.
 
Prediction: Vancouver 6
VSN vote: VAN 9 SEA 0
 
 Moscow (2) vs. Malmo(3) 
 
If I told you at the start of the season that Malmo would be in the playoffs, let alone the 3rd seed, you would probably be surprised. This Malmo team has surprised people all season and a big reason why has been the play of Max Torq @Steve and Igor Molotov @Dom who finished the season with 84 and 88 points respectively. Moscow is looking to return to the finals again this season and they have had a very good season free agent signing Ronan Lavelle @Arce has been as advertised as they recorded a team leading 40 goals this season. While Malmo could very well steal some games here and has shown their ability to win big games with their final game against Prague to clinch the playoffs. Although anything can happen, there is a clear gap between these two teams.
 
Prediction: Moscow in 4
VSN vote: MOS 7 MAL 1
 
 Davos (1) vs. Warsaw(5) 
 
For the first time since S39 Davos has finished the regular season first in their conference, but with that being said the European Conference is better than ever and just about any series could be very close.  These two teams last met in the playoffs in season 85, where Warsaw took out Davos in 5 games, Davos will be looking to return the favour here. While some players on Warsaw did take a step back this season Brendan Marner stepped up and finished the season with 111 points and could be a favourite to win MVP. For Davos they will have to shut down Warsaw’s high powered offense and that starts and ends with Xavier Booberry @CowboyinAmerica who has proven in previous seasons that he can not only steal a game, but can steal a series. Additionally, expect to see the majority of Davos's offense go through recent acquisition Florida Man @zepheter and Pete Mitchel @Crstats23, who led the team in goals with 40. This could be a very entertaining series, but Booberry and Davos's defense will likely be too much for Warsaw.
 
Prediction: Davos in 6
VSN vote: DAV 6 WAR 2
 
Conference Finals
 
 Vancouver (1) vs. Calgary (2) 
 
This series is one that we have all known is coming all season, as Vancouver and Calgary have dominated the entire season finishing 1st and 2nd in league points respectively. While both teams do have elite offensive talent, they finished 2nd and 1st this season in goals against and as a result this could be a defensive series with the focus of the series being on Oskar Lindbergh @Doomsday who posted a 0.925 SV% this season. Vancouver’s high powered offense led by Nezuko @Baozi and Sergey Preobrazhensky @Bulduray_1 will be hard pressed to finish, last season Vancouver came out on top, we believe that Calgary wins out this time.
 
Prediction: Calgary in 7
VSN vote: VAN 3 CGY 4
 
 Davos (1) vs. Moscow (2) 
 
Similarly to the Vancouver/Calgary series we saw these two teams matchup last season where Davos took out Moscow, winning the series in 6. With that being said Moscow has had Davos’s number this season, winning every game between the two with only 1 game going past regulation. Similarly to the Warsaw series on paper these two teams are fairly even, with Moscow having a slight edge with their forward group led by Nico Pearce @Spartan , Ronan Lavelle @Arce , and Tomas Sogaard @Brandon. Davos’s biggest advantage in this series will be their biggest advantage in just about any series with Xavier Booberry. Davos will have to get the offensive support for Booberry to make it past Moscow and that starts from their blue line with Siyan Yasilievich @badcolethetitan and Jake Thunder @Thunder who will need to both be elite in the playoffs and continue their regular season play. This could be a tight series, but Moscow’s regular season dominance is just too hard to ignore.
 
Prediction: Moscow in 5
VSN vote: DAV 3 MOS 5
 
Continental Cup Finals
 
 Calgary (2) vs. Moscow (2) 
 
This is a place where Moscow is all too familiar having made it to 5 of the last 7 Continental Cup Finals. Calgary on the other hand will be making their return to the finals for the first time since S72. However Moscow won their 1st and only Continental Cup in S70, when they crushed the hopes of Wrangler fans everywhere by winning the series in 6. Both these teams are absolutely stacked, but it is worth considering how Calgary’s defense has been incredible this season, led by AirRig GoodBrandSun @Rhynex Entertainment and Phil Strasmore @Phil. In order for Moscow to win this series they will need their offense to step up in a big way and that starts with Hammar Voss @BOOM and AK92 Wit da Hoodie @hedgehog337, who both have been vital puck-moving defenseman for Moscow this season. This should be an incredible series that could really go either way. We have Calgary taking the win here and winning their first cup since S62.
 
Prediction: Calgary in 7
VSN vote: CGY 4 MOS 2
 
Thank you to everyone for reading and best of luck to each and every team in the playoffs! If you have any predictions of your own feel free to post them in the comments.

i'll be honest I never saw it coming this season, but man Riga is gonna be insane for the next few seasons!

For someone who can't read a table I'm surprised you lasted so long haha 😂😂😂

VOTE RESULTS:
North American Conference:
 
Landon Wolanin @jacobcarson877
 
Nezuko @Baozi
 
AirRig GoodBrandSun @Rhynex Entertainment
 
Cole Pearce @N0HBDY
 
European Conference:
 
Nico Pearce @Spartan
 
Pete Mitchel @Crstats23
 
Siyan Yasilievich @badcolethetitan
 
Henry Tucker Jr. @NSG

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People trying to reach 500 word count in captain threads for 0 TPE payouts. Ouch. Meanwhile I don't have much to say cause quite frankly, there is not much changes going on. Except for the addition of the newer future star in Sadie St - Louis. So here it is!
 
 
C - Daniel Weaver @ThePerfectNut
A - The Frenchman @OrbitingDeath
A - Henry Tucker Jr. @NSG
HC - Sadie St - Louis @sadie
 
Don't forget to congratulate them as always!

In honour of your overlord's (that's me) birthday, everyone who likes this post gets 1 TPE.
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Gustav tries to make Szechuan beef for a very late dinner, cuts his finger open, proceeds to burn his damn tongue off, and kind of forgets this is a thing. It does taste good, though.
 
The remaining evils and neutrals (and neutral evils) gather together to kill @Ricer13 today. And in a game where finishing votes are hard to come by, the locals just barely push a vote over the line for the second day in a row.
 
Ricer was the GODFATHER, and the last remaining conflict of interest for anyone. THIS GAME IS OVER!
 
Though Emperor @Ptyrell came up one control short of pulling off our first-ever ARSONIST win, this game still ends in a VHL first--the very first-ever win for a Neutral Killing role.
 
 
CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR WINNERS, THE SERIAL KILLERS--@Doomsday AND @Adrest245!
 
ALONG WITH  TWO OF OUR THREE AMNESIACS (@jacobcarson877 AND @woog), ONE OF OUR TWO SURVIVORS (@BarzalGoat), AND ONE OF OUR TWO WITCHES (@Lemorse7)!
 
 
As usual, whether you're new here or back for your millionth game, THANK YOU FOR PLAYING! You give me something to do for fun, and I hope I've done the same for you.
 
Until next time!
 

 
 
GODFATHER - @Ricer13
ARSONIST - @Ptyrell
SURVIVOR - @BarzalGoat
JAILOR - @Judas Graves
AMNESIAC - @GoodLeftUndone
SERIAL KILLER - @Adrest245
WITCH - @Lemorse7
WITCH - @Spartan
SERIAL KILLER - @Doomsday
AMNESIAC - @jacobcarson877
VETERAN - @Squidward
SURVIVOR - @N0HBDY
ARSONIST - @rory
MAFIOSO - @omgitshim
 
5x ANY ROLE:
CRUSADER - @Berocka
TRANSPORTER - @jhatty8
TRACKER - @NSG
JANITOR - @Advantage
AMNESIAC - @woog

I attacked Ricer once. knew it wouldnt do anything but still funny lol

Yeah man I only saw this cuz Gritty reviewed it but, as a very uneducated graphics person, god damn this looks amazing

I love the effect on the outside of the jersey in this! Both logo swaps are really well done, I can't see any places where you messed up with it. The background fits well with the render, and the text has a nice appearance although maybe could be spiced up a little as it looks a tad bland. That's really just a nitpick, as it definitely fits well with the rest of the graphic. 9/10, really nice job!

Thank you all for another great season of fantasy zone! Can't wait to get started for the next season already.
 
 
Time for the payout though!
 
Here are your top 21 (* There was a tie)
 
I will only post your points and TPE to avoid confusion.
Ex: Name - Points - TPE
 
1. @Frank - 105 - 7 TPE
2. @Otaznik - 90 - 7 TPE
3. @Pifferfish - 90 - 6 TPE
4. @Alex - 85 - 5 TPE
5. @Ricer13 - 80 - 5 TPE
6. @Spartan  - 75 - 4 TPE
7. @JB123 - 75 - 5 TPE
8. @Ahma - 75 - 4 TPE
9. @tinafrombobsburgers - 75 - 3 TPE
10. @Anthique - 75 - 4 TPE
11. @TheNeonShaman - 70 - 4 TPE
12. @Lemorse7 - 70 - 4 TPE
13. @jacobcarson877 - 70 - 2 TPE
14. @vincentlg2007 - 70 - 3 TPE
15. @NSG - 70 - 4 TPE
16. @MetalToday - 65 - 2 TPE
17. @kirbithan - 65 - 3 TPE
18. @v.2  - 65 - 3 TPE
19. @Novanod - 65 - 3 TPE
20. @Dil - 65 (Didn't Vote in 4th round) - 3 TPE
21. @badcolethetitan - 65 (Also didn't vote so tied) - 3 TPE
 
The rest will be out soon.

Yes this is correct

Wait, who died?

Turns out my turning GIF yesterday was more on point than I thought. GLU could have been turned into anyone. 

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