Eagle Eye

1. How do you feel about being a Philadelphia Reaper?
I'm absolutely ecstatic everyone in the locker room involved with the team is cool and I'm happy to be united with my brothers.
2. What is one thing we could do to make our discord locker room more engaging?
Question of the day every day, and then everyone answers and it's fun. It's something I've seen work in other locker rooms.
3. What is your personal goal for your player this season?
I want to get top 10 in the league in hits this season and I will be happy.
4. If you could change the team name to whatever you want, what would you change it to?
Philadelphia Poopers because we will poop on the competition and it's an alliteration.
5. What NHL Hockey team is your favourite and why?
San Jose Sharks because it's the team closest to where I live but I don't watch any hockey really.
6. What continent are you from?
In real life North America, but in the VHL AFRICA LETS GO COMOROS FOR LIFE BABY RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Player Information
Username: Eagle Eye
Player Name: Pinn Jinn
Recruited From: Member (FonziGG)
Age: 27
Position: D
Height: 80 in.
Weight: 250 lbs.
Birthplace: Comoros

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Welcome to the league! Please feel free to reach out if you have any questions or need help!
 
Edit: Just realized you're returning. Welcome back!

Player Information
Username: Eagle Eye
Player Name: Pinn Jinn
Recruited From: Member (FonziGG)
Age: 27
Position: D
Height: 80 in.
Weight: 250 lbs.
Birthplace: Comoros

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@VHLM GM

Sorry EE, your sacrifice was not made in vain, but you gotta say something to not get targeted like that.
 
Also did y'all know there is a Transporter running around?

@Domg5 we be done 
 
 
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Player Information
Username: Eagle Eye
Player Name: Yondu Yorukan
Recruited From: Returning
Age: 16
Position: C
Height: 80 in.
Weight: 250 lbs.
Birthplace: Belgium

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@VHLM GM

Yo turn 
@thadthrasher
Eagle forgot to tag you 

Robin Winter - F
Dakota Lamb - F

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tyler wlker @thadthrasheryour turn

1. Leroy Johnson joining the LR.
2. I always play like ass 😎
3. Whoever's playing against us.
4. I'm not playing so I'll do whatever tf I want.
5. LEROY JOHNSONNNNNNNNN
6. Uh, idk hockey stuff so no comment.

One day Bahram Kamkar was cruising through the streets of Minnesota, taking it all in because he'd have to move to Moscow after the season's end. He walked into a small bar and ordered a beer. While drinking a "fan" of the Storm walked up to him and said, HEY MAN, I SAW YOU LET THE FORWARD PASSED YOU AND CHOKE LAST GAME AWAY FOR US, YOU'RE SUCH A BUM THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE LEAVING. Kamkar tried to ignore him, but the guy was relentless. He was clearly drunk and every 3-5 minutes he would come back and bother Bahram some more. Bahram was getting bothered, but tried to keep it cool. He knew getting in a fight would bring bad PR and especially for someone prepping to head to the majors it would be a huge hit to his fanbase and how everyone in the league viewed him. He had one too many beers though, and the next time the man tapped his shoulder, Bahram spun around and swung a giant hand into his eye. The man fell on his bum and his gang decided to get involved, one of them was too drunk too walk and immediately fell down, knocking down another guy in the process. The other one took a swift kick to the stomach as Kamkar had the reflexes of a Norwegian mountain chihuahua. It was a horrible sight, Kamkar ended up being fined, but luckily he wasn't suspended. It brought some bad PR, but no one really cares about him outside of Minnesota and Moscow, so he'll end up fine.

One day Bahram Kamkar was cruising through the streets of Minnesota, taking it all in because he'd have to move to Moscow after the season's end. He walked into a small bar and ordered a beer. While drinking a "fan" of the Storm walked up to him and said, HEY MAN, I SAW YOU LET THE FORWARD PASSED YOU AND CHOKE LAST GAME AWAY FOR US, YOU'RE SUCH A BUM THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE LEAVING. Kamkar tried to ignore him, but the guy was relentless. He was clearly drunk and every 3-5 minutes he would come back and bother Bahram some more. Bahram was getting bothered, but tried to keep it cool. He knew getting in a fight would bring bad PR and especially for someone prepping to head to the majors it would be a huge hit to his fanbase and how everyone in the league viewed him. He had one too many beers though, and the next time the man tapped his shoulder, Bahram spun around and swung a giant hand into his eye. The man fell on his bum and his gang decided to get involved, one of them was too drunk too walk and immediately fell down, knocking down another guy in the process. The other one took a swift kick to the stomach as Kamkar had the reflexes of a Norwegian mountain chihuahua. It was a horrible sight, Kamkar ended up being fined, but luckily he wasn't suspended. It brought some bad PR, but no one really cares about him outside of Minnesota and Moscow, so he'll end up fine.

1. They're probably cool people but I spent too much time making demonic tantrums in the LR to notice. Good luck wherever you guys are going!
2. I trust spur ton to do what's best for me and the team.
3. Eat some pizza and forget about the past.
4. On a scale of 1-10, probably an 8.6
5. Valorant probably, that's what I play most nowadays.
6. You are a very good ECFA AD.

Today I'm going to be writing about Bahram Kamkar's first visit to Moscow after being traded to the Menace. 
 
I woke up at 6 AM that day, ready to get out on the rink with my boys in Minnesota. I got a call from coach that London was running low on cap space and was going to need to make some moves. He asked me how I felt about being moved, I'm a flexible person so I said, if it's best for the team make the trade and I'll go wherever. So later that day I got a message that I was now a member of the Moscow Menace. After checking out the team, I recognized the GM and saw they were going through a rebuild phase. It would be an interesting situation. So that weekend, I took a flight out to Moscow to see the city and meet the team. As I walked out of the airport I saw the beautiful city, it was very nice to look at, except for the random AK-47 lying on the ground next to me. I walked through the streets and I was already loving the city, that is until I walked into my new GM's office...

 

Today I'm going to be writing about Bahram Kamkar's first visit to Moscow after being traded to the Menace. 
 
I woke up at 6 AM that day, ready to get out on the rink with my boys in Minnesota. I got a call from coach that London was running low on cap space and was going to need to make some moves. He asked me how I felt about being moved, I'm a flexible person so I said, if it's best for the team make the trade and I'll go wherever. So later that day I got a message that I was now a member of the Moscow Menace. After checking out the team, I recognized the GM and saw they were going through a rebuild phase. It would be an interesting situation. So that weekend, I took a flight out to Moscow to see the city and meet the team. As I walked out of the airport I saw the beautiful city, it was very nice to look at, except for the random AK-47 lying on the ground next to me. I walked through the streets and I was already loving the city, that is until I walked into my new GM's office...