1. Probably Seattle, I went to BC for the first time a few months ago (first time ever on the West Coast) and really enjoyed it, the climate, mountains, etc. So I feel like Seattle would be the American version of that experience lol.
2. Beige is pretty bad especially when it comes to food. Also, orange and brown can be an ugly combo. But the worst colour ever is like a dark mustardy yellow/brown. Picture every vile bodily fluid combined + mustard. It's probably that.
3. Both sound annoying af, but if the squirrel can be litter trained somehow then I'll take it.