Jack Johnson

This is definitely the best Theme I've ever experienced so whoever came up with it thank you for the wholesome vibes!

I would like to start by saying I am guaranteed to miss at least one person if not like 20 so I apologize.
 
These are in no particular order its just whoever came to mind as I wrote enjoy me being nice to most of you for probably the first time and possibly the last
(this ended up way longer than expected)
 
 
@DoomsdayI mean i could probably write a 500 word media spot on you alone however, I will not.....at least not today. When you aren't sending awful memes to me you are actually a pretty cool human. Thank you for all you have done for me. I know I can always trust you with my insanity at 1am and then continue to fall asleep before answering and stress you out : ) sorry not sorry. Our brains are oddly similar and I don't know if I hate it or not. You are an amazing human being please never change genuinely. I am no longer scared of you congrats!
 
@Dilprobably one of the people I bully the most. You genuinely are pretty funny like 82% of the time. I enjoy that you answer my dumb questions every night and play along with my dumb bread game. You've done amazing work for this league weather it be portal or the app you've done a good job for my standards of you. No but genuinely great work. 
 
@BeketovHi sir beketov, I like to take at least 3% credit for this theme week cause i did technically tell u it. I mean I think most people can agree you have probably put the most time into this league, agree or not with decisions made the league wouldn't be where it is almost 15? years later if you weren't around. Thanks for all your fun facts which I deeply miss and i look forward to the return of when you sim the M again. Thanks for recording a podcast with me that will never see the light of day because of Craig fuck you craig.
 
@Joshthanks for the one candle stream you gave me. I shall cherish it forever.
 
@Moondamn sometimes I cant believe you haven't been in this league a year yet cause i feel like i have known you for so long. You've been there a lot for me and also carry me in rocket league so thank you for that. I highly enjoy teasing you about murdering fish its alot of fun. You are a really great kid like genuinely bring me a lot of joy and laughs to be around.
 
@Mr_Hatter  You have literally some of the best taste in music of a person I've met. Like I don't think you understand how often i jam out to the music you send me.
 
@Daniel Janser @Gustavyou guys are just fun to be around tbh. Its always a fun time when either of you are around. Although you may have bad cereal or sandwich takes it always a pleasure and a joy to have a conversation with you.
 
@RenomitsuI mean you taught me organic chem and like honestly the real basic things you taught me were actually really helpful for most of the semester cause named so much god damn shit.
 
@Spartanthe dude who high key forced me out of my shell.... idk how u did it but you did and now you must deal with the wrath of sam talking mwhahaha. I'm still waiting for that parkitect stream btw. I will not forget. Thanks for making Moscow a place I can go to and hang out. Its one of the few lrs i'm actually active in that I don't play for.
 
@Shindigsman, did we become friends at one of the strangest points in my life. You saw a side of me I never saw of me... aka very sleep deprived. What an introduction. I appreciate all you have helped me with and also that you drafted me to Vegas even though i asked to be traded a lot. I hope you had fun with that. Genuinely one of the best first gens I have come across. Also sorry for spoiling the draft for you... WHOOPS
 
@Alexyou often confuse me with all of your words and I never know what you are actually talking about but i pretend like i do. You were an amazing M gm as much as i hated you 98% of the time after trade talks because well you are you. They kept me on my toes that's for sure. You are a wonderful friend and a great human who brings alot of insight into the league.
 
@Ricer13The first agm i ever had and probably the only reason I stayed around originally. Its been really cool to see you climb up the ranks as a gm and being able to play for you in calgary was a blast. I'm a little hurt that I am stilled banned from counting but ill get over it. You are an incredible gm and overall human except for when you yelled at me about the canucks. I do not appreciate it.
 
@Acydburn @diamond_ace Thank you both for giving me a chance in Halifax. I don't know how i got that job originally but like genuinely its one of the best things I have ever been apart of in this league and you gave me that opportunity.
 
@BarzalGoatIt really angers me that no one else knows you as dan because they never know who I am talking about. Anyways, you were the first agm I hired and I dont think I could have made a better choice. You were so helpful in that first season and made my life 10x easier as I figured out what in the world I was doing. You are like one of the most under appreciated members imo. You bring so much to the table and im still very mad at mcwolf and DA for stealing you away from me. I really hope we get the chance to work together again some day because it was so much fun.
 
@SpicyGeckoYou arent super active anymore but you were my 2nd agm, honestly alex told me to hire you and I said bet. Alex was very right you again were another amazing agm who dealt with my tom foolery. It was a genuine pleasure to work with you
 
@JardyB10Oh the 3rd agm... I mean dude i feel like half the time i just say things and you pretend to understand. You have been a great gm and human and I love that i can make fun of you and threaten to fire you every 3rd day and you don't care. You aren't allowed to leave Halifax. You are stuck here forever. I still enjoy laughing at the fact you thought my original username was about beer. 
 
@ArceI dont know that you will be able to read this cause of your eyes... oh shoot I am supposed to be nice rn. You have been such a joy to be around and annoy. You are very prepared for your children's teenage years cause I don't think they can get more annoying than I already am. I am sorry for not being your gm, however, I also had no control over that. You are incredibly funny and its been a joy working alongside you as gms even though trading with you was pretty painful sometimes.
 
@fishyI was like gonna try to make a fish pun but i couldn't think of one. You re got me into poetry which like honestly thank you. You are actually so funny and it makes me kinda mad cause I feel like you aren't even trying half the time. I also appreciate you reading my essays. I apologize for how bad they were, however, I got really good grades on all of them soooo that is pretty sick. I do really look up to you and admire you as a human being and i could go on for paragraphs as too why but I will not for the sake of length. You were all ears as I ranted about the things that needed changing in this community and worked so hard with me to find ways to make this place a better place for everyone. I shall stop now, however, you are incredible and your work doesn't go unnoticed. Thank you.
 
@Baozii mean one thanks for the job. I've weirdly learned a lot that has been helpful in life so I suppose that is cool. You are so good at your job and its a little scary sometimes. You are a  cool person when you aren't bullying my food takes. You were all ears when I wanted change and took a lot of steps to work towards what needed to be changed and it is appreciated by me at least.
 
@FrostBeardYou are one of the coolest people I have ever met. Like you are so interesting to talk to and get to learn about. I think I have learned more from you about bees than I have about anything else in 13 years of schooling if i am being honest. You are a lot of fun to be around and are a very funny human being.
 
@Rayzor_7I mean we talked about this like yesterday but I mean you were a wonderful gm in Minny and its still one of the best locker rooms ive been in my time here. You also inspired me to start trying to get gm jobs and here we are. Thank you for that I really do appreciate it.
 
@MexicanCow123I mean you dragged me back here so I suppose I can be appreciative of that. Or maybe i secretly hate you for that, the world may never know....Youve done alot for me. I appreciate it all more than you'll ever really know.
 
Thats all from me. I totally forgot some people but honestly I'm pretty appreciative of most people here good or bad experiences youve taught me something. A lot of what not to do. so thanks for that peace out.
 
about 1700 words claiming for 3 weeks

As of late I have lost a lot of support and many members are now denouncing me. Therefore I believe that i will quit forums starting in June. I will be checking in to update Manny BTW ROME!!!! If after a month people are missing me (they won't) I will come back. I would like to thank all of those who supported me on my journey....
@Laine You were my first GM ever. I remember the Minnesota Storm.
@Zack You taught me everything I know. You also gave me a shot at a management role
@Dil and @Baozi... You told me always to follow the rules and that if I did everything would go smooth
@Beketov and @Josh For welcoming me into the league with open arms.....
@Frankand @thadthrasher I was more than happy to work together to help Joey and the Recruitment Crew
@rory  Up until a few hours ago..... You were a big supporter of Joey. Im sorry for guessing your pronouns wrong. I was wrong for assuming such a thing
@jacobcarson877 You were also a large supporter. Thanks for everything
@ArceFor waiting all night without sleeping to wait for Joey's announcement
@JardyB10For being an Ally and an Enemy. Your podcasts are great. And while I don't agree with your podcast about Joey. I respect it, you used all the info there was and worked hard.
@MrJoey2928 who is not here because of being banned but will be mentioned anyways.
@STZFor writing stupid comments under threads like this. Once again I hate them but I respect them
 
 
As for those wondering about endorsements i will continue those. I see this more of winding into quitting for good. And eventually there is a good chance that day will come. This whole issue is mostly due to controversy and a loss of supporters. Along with just not having fun. You know i came here to enjoy a hockey sim and because of one thing I am banned from Discord (which cost me management jobs) because you need to see my FU*KING BIRTH CERTIFICATE (@fishy yes this has swearing.....) and I think this is a step too far by the mod team. They in my mind are trying to drive me off of the league. And that is fair, your not the only ones. But on a better note at least I am not banned, they banned Joey which in my mind is still stupid but that is their orders. And as i said before I don't agree with it but, I respect it. I have never heard of having to show a birth certificate, just believe I am old enough. I am not lying to you. I cross my heart. And many of you reading this probably think i am a bit crazy. I can see exactly where your coming from but I just want this whole issue to end. The Discord thing is actually one of the main reasons I am doing this. Once again thanks to all of the small amounts of people (and multis ) that support me.
 

I am pro-profanity, in case it needed clarification

The answer choices shoulda been yes, no, or maybe tbh

As of late I have lost a lot of support and many members are now denouncing me. Therefore I believe that i will quit forums starting in June. I will be checking in to update Manny BTW ROME!!!! If after a month people are missing me (they won't) I will come back. I would like to thank all of those who supported me on my journey....
@Laine You were my first GM ever. I remember the Minnesota Storm.
@Zack You taught me everything I know. You also gave me a shot at a management role
@Dil and @Baozi... You told me always to follow the rules and that if I did everything would go smooth
@Beketov and @Josh For welcoming me into the league with open arms.....
@Frankand @thadthrasher I was more than happy to work together to help Joey and the Recruitment Crew
@rory  Up until a few hours ago..... You were a big supporter of Joey. Im sorry for guessing your pronouns wrong. I was wrong for assuming such a thing
@jacobcarson877 You were also a large supporter. Thanks for everything
@ArceFor waiting all night without sleeping to wait for Joey's announcement
@JardyB10For being an Ally and an Enemy. Your podcasts are great. And while I don't agree with your podcast about Joey. I respect it, you used all the info there was and worked hard.
@MrJoey2928 who is not here because of being banned but will be mentioned anyways.
@STZFor writing stupid comments under threads like this. Once again I hate them but I respect them
 
 
As for those wondering about endorsements i will continue those. I see this more of winding into quitting for good. And eventually there is a good chance that day will come. This whole issue is mostly due to controversy and a loss of supporters. Along with just not having fun. You know i came here to enjoy a hockey sim and because of one thing I am banned from Discord (which cost me management jobs) because you need to see my FU*KING BIRTH CERTIFICATE (@fishy yes this has swearing.....) and I think this is a step too far by the mod team. They in my mind are trying to drive me off of the league. And that is fair, your not the only ones. But on a better note at least I am not banned, they banned Joey which in my mind is still stupid but that is their orders. And as i said before I don't agree with it but, I respect it. I have never heard of having to show a birth certificate, just believe I am old enough. I am not lying to you. I cross my heart. And many of you reading this probably think i am a bit crazy. I can see exactly where your coming from but I just want this whole issue to end. The Discord thing is actually one of the main reasons I am doing this. Once again thanks to all of the small amounts of people (and multis ) that support me.
 

@nak4810 early candidate for best name in S85.

i know Im late but I accept 

My reason for yes is a little different, you're quite young so using your full name online probably isn't the best idea

THE REPUTATION AND TPE FARM!!!!!
 

im judging.

I’ll join the Hounds, I didn’t think I’d be able to join any teams yet so y’all caught me off guard lol

Due to @Dil banning me from Discord forever because apparently a school id is not valid and i must show a birth certificate, I have had trouble getting jobs of any kind. I know i have loyal supporters out there and it is my turn to return the favor. Leave a link to the job you are applying for and i will consider endorsing you for the job. I am a firm believer of newer members getting opportunities to find jobs and helping them on a path to a succsessful VHL GM Career. Therefore i must put others over myself. So as i said in the latter.... Just write what you are applying for and a link and i can endorse you if accepted. Thank You All and have a great day! 

Due to @Dil banning me from Discord forever because apparently a school id is not valid and i must show a birth certificate, I have had trouble getting jobs of any kind. I know i have loyal supporters out there and it is my turn to return the favor. Leave a link to the job you are applying for and i will consider endorsing you for the job. I am a firm believer of newer members getting opportunities to find jobs and helping them on a path to a succsessful VHL GM Career. Therefore i must put others over myself. So as i said in the latter.... Just write what you are applying for and a link and i can endorse you if accepted. Thank You All and have a great day! 

Congrats!
I am 1-0 with endorsed cantidates

Due to @Dil banning me from Discord forever because apparently a school id is not valid and i must show a birth certificate, I have had trouble getting jobs of any kind. I know i have loyal supporters out there and it is my turn to return the favor. Leave a link to the job you are applying for and i will consider endorsing you for the job. I am a firm believer of newer members getting opportunities to find jobs and helping them on a path to a succsessful VHL GM Career. Therefore i must put others over myself. So as i said in the latter.... Just write what you are applying for and a link and i can endorse you if accepted. Thank You All and have a great day! 

jack johnson threads = most active and entertaining threads

a new addition to the eagles legacy

Congrats Tom!

Lets GO EAGLE LEGACY!

Eagles...the name you have heard before from the likes of Greg and Tom.

Now a new Eagles has joined the VHL and he will be looking to make a splash and be the best Eagles the league has every seen.

Henry Eagles, a RW, from Poland has announced that he will be joining the VHL and will be looking to start off in the VHLM as soon as possible.
 
" It's definitely exciting to be following in my grandfathers and fathers footsteps in my hockey career. I already have a few offers from some teams and I will be hoping to make a decision shortly. I want to showcase what I can do and boost my draft stock up for the draft next season. I want to try and beat my fathers 3rd overall selection and aim for that #1 spot"
 
Rumour has it that 2 teams have already reached out to Henry with offers and it is expected he will be making a decision by tomorrow.

Tom Eagles, last years Jake Wylde trophy winner, today announced that he will be retiring at the end of the season.
 
" It's definitely a tough day having to announce my retirement but unfortunately that's just the way it goes. The league has a maximum of 8 years playing time and at the end of this season I will have reached that limit. I am grateful for the Calgary organization for selecting me 3rd overall and giving me a home to compete in for 7 seasons and I would also like to thank London for giving me one last chance at a cup. I will be giving it my all to make sure we give it our best shot. Now as I move on, I look forward to watching my son, Henry, light up the league and will definitely be a big part in his training."

While the season is not over yet and Tom is sure to get more stats...up to this point of the article it can be said he has had a very successful career in the VHL. While he has not won any cups yet and most likely won't be a HOF candidate, you can't deny the fact that this was a career for the books.

As of today Tom has 559 games played, 136 goals, 379 assists, 515 points, +/- of 104, 1416 hits and 1209 shots blocked. He will leave the league as the SB record holder for the Wranglers and also with one personal award to his name,  the Jake Wylde. Tom spent most of his time in the VHL as a Wrangler, having been very loyal to the team that drafted him 3rd overall. While his original plan was to test FA, he just couldn't give up on the Wranglers. He will always fondly remember his time there and the opportunities the core group had to win a cup for the team and for his GM. Having agreed to a trade in his final season in order to help the Wranglers rebuilt, Tom was sent to London where he is being given one last chance to win the cup and he has really stepped up his game.
 
This season for London he has recorded his first ever hat-trick and also set a personal best in Goals having scored 26 so far in the season. It will be a close call if he will also set a personal best in points but it looks like he may not hit that this season. We will have to wait and see if this season brings any more personal awards for Tom.
 
" For me, I don't care if I beat my personal best in points or win awards, all I want is to win the cup before I hang the skates up for good and I believe we have a great opportunity in London. The team has been playing well and with this being my last playoffs in the VHL, I will be making sure I am playing at 120% and hopefully that will also motivate our team to perform"

 
 

Excellent, we are so happy to have you on board! I will send you your contract and get you on the roster for tomorrow’s sims! Welcome to the Bulls!!

#HornsUp!