Daniel Janser

Tyler Dellandrea?

I call yours and raise it by being discharged from the army due to reaching age limits.

as if you needed one

Happy B'day Victor

Boom this is anything but a #2. I like your witty titles for your amazing graphics. I catch myself asking over and over again 'who is he referring to?'. I always look forward to see your latest creations and you never disappoint.

Callum was irate about the Americans' lacklustre start into the new season. As an alternate captain it would be his job to lead by example, but so far neither points nor checks are coming his way. The vent some of the pent up anger, he went to a dockyard, where a decommissioned destroyer was laid up to be scrapped. He has asked the foreman whether he can help dismantle the once proud ship. After signing a waiver, and putting on the legally required protection gear, the shift boss gave him a sledge hammer and told Janser that he can lay in in the galley and take apart the cupboards and other furniture. The Swiss defender started swinging the hammer furiously, but soon noticed that this was just tiring him out without much effect on the mostly mild steel appliances. So he started to seek for weak points and hit those with well placed but forceful strikes. Which enabled him to make faster progress. 'Huh, maybe there is a lesson to be learned from this.' he thought. He promised to himself to be more considerate on the ice and make deliberate plays and not to waste energy on 'gallery checks' as his dad called them. But preserve his strength when a check was really needed. 3/5 uncapped, not claiming the article.

This is text book child abuse right there. Why did the authirities not intervene? Where was the child protection service when this boy needed it the most?

And the other two he is twiddling?

Your liver always has that skill, duh

If you want a swing at 1OA for your new player, you are better off recreating at TDL.

graphic courtesy by Leandrofg (stats for Janser, stats for Kagamine) The New York Americans around their alternate captain Janser have played eight games and show a 4-2-2 record, good enough for fourth place in the North American Conference. The Swiss defender has had a somewhat inconsistent start, but is still par for the course to match last season's offensive numbers. We will now showcase two games the Americans played. A New York team who by the way is considered by pundits to be one of the contending teams in the league. It certainly helps to have the most recent Clegane Winner 36xW between the pipes who was FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY in the Stolzschweiger voting by the powers to be. The jury considered the cocky greenskin Grimgor Ironhide to be the better choice. 6-1 In our first featured match, the team out of the Big Apple took the squad from the City of Angels for a ride in a 6-1 landslide win. Especially Analfist had a field day with the Californian defence, which barely deserved that name in this encounter. The veteran forward scored a hattrick in the span of two minutes, with the first marker coming on the man advantage. That was all the goals for the first period. In the second frame, retiring center Lecavalier re-installed the three goal lead ten seconds after Swearingen scored a goal for the Stars. In the final twenty minutes, Jeannot and Analfist with his fourth of the night but the last nails into Los Angeles' coffin. The three Stars were awarded to Analfist (4g/2a), Yvel (0g/4a) and Jeannot(1g/2a). Sophomore netminder 36xW (.950) dominated McCagg (.891) in the duel in the crease, with the latter finally getting a chance as a starter for the West Coast outfit. The Americans' power play was decent (1/4), while their box play was immaculate (4/4). This is a good foundation for success. Janser left the ice with a 0g, 0a, -1, 4 PIM (Interference, Holding, obviously no effect on the score), 2 hits and 1sb record Kagamine logged 0g, 0a, +5, 0 PIM, 0 hits and 2sb 4-5 (SO) The next game we feature was much closer with the bitter end for the Empire State team against their adversaries from Illinois. New York was off for a bad start when they allowed two goals in the first twenty minutes. In the second period, Davis with his first of the season cut the lead in half, before Chicago reinstated their advantage. Alas, the Americans came back with a vengeance and scored back to back goals with Mancini and again Davis finding the back of the net. In the third frame, both teams scored a goal each with Amish scoring for the red, white and blue. The game went into overtime and because neither goalie conceded a goal it was time to throw a dice in the penalty shoot out, which Chicago took home. Davis (2g/2a), Trunov (3g/0a) and Amish (1g/2a) were given the post-game honours. 36xW (.882) had to bow to Artyomov (.913) in a rather underwhelming netminder competition. New York's special teams contributed heavily to the defeat with 0/6 for the power play and 3/5 for the penalty killing. Janser was noted with 0g, 3a, +1, 2 PIM (Roughing, no goal scored in the ensuing Chicago power play), 1 hit and 1sb Rin had 0g, 0a, +1, 2 PIM (Holding, lead to a goal against), 1 hit and 0sb to her name. And here are the stats for 'The Beauty and the Beast' for the season: Kagamine: 8gp, 2g, 0a, 2pts, +4, 10 PIM, 7 hits, 15sb, 1ppg, 1gwg Janser: 8gp, 1g, 6a, 7pts, +2, 18 PIM, 23 hits, 12sb, 0ppg, 0gwg We will report from these two defenders in due course, meanwhile please find some related articles down below. https://vhlforum.com/topic/145143-the-cgy-janser-story-part-xvii-a-seasons-review/ https://vhlforum.com/topic/145455-the-cgy-janser-story-part-xix-a-rookie-season-interview/ https://vhlforum.com/topic/145648-the-cgy-janser-story-part-xx-he-is-in-the-army-now/ https://vhlforum.com/topic/146035-the-cgy-janser-story-part-xxi-a-busy-offseason/ https://vhlforum.com/topic/146308-the-cgy-janser-story-part-xxii-an-inter-season-interview/ https://vhlforum.com/topic/146571-vsn-presents-s93-vhl-preview/ GM 28: New York Americans vs. Los Angeles Stars (vhlportal.com) GM 40: New York Americans vs. Chicago Phoenix (vhlportal.com)

My co-worker's wife works for them, so this is why I know...

Actually, Orlen is a Polish Petrol Company (almost having the monopoly for gas stations in Poland). The name is composed from 'Orzel' (Polish for 'Eagle') and 'Energia' (Energy).

I know. I checked on that as well. And whether you are eligible for it in the first place, as I thought you were playing VHLM...

I am trying to eat better (no in-betweens like a hobbit anymore and reducing on the sodas). Plus will start using that rowing machine we bought and gathered dust so far.

isn't that your partner's job?

sorry had to reject your Hello Europe article due to plagiarism. the above text is a one-to-one copy of the late and great John Denver. While I admire your taste in music, I cannot let blatant copying slide in articles...

1. @Trazan F - Yaroslav Trunov F - Sadie St-Louis F - FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Analfist D - Liv Slater D - Leif Reingaard G - Fuukka Rask 2. @Phil F - Daryl Dixon F - The Frenchman F - Jasper Davis D - Moritz Stauffer D - Bobby Bob G - Merome Dilson 3. @Thunder F - Axle Gunner F - Logan Ninefingers F - Jimi Jaks D - Mark Calaway D - Nick Sansoe G - Olober Syko 4. @Daniel Janser (GM) F - John Jameson F - Grimgor Ironhide F - Vincent Laroche-Gagnier D - Phil Strasmore D - David Jokinen G - WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 5. @Scurvy F - Leonard Triller F - Henry Eagles F - Mac Atlas D - Skor McFleury D - Jacob Stone G - Jesse Teno 6. @Frank F - Larry Abass Jr F - Wann Kerr F - Nikolas Kauppi D - Callum Gary Yannick Janser D - Reese McFleury G - Dalkr Vidarsson

I understood that the stereotype is that all Australians regardless of occupation love their stubbies

A really nice day today in my corner of the world. Agreed with a work colleague to grab some food and go to the lake to have a 'pick-nick'...

Just say Area 51, smh

That is the English way to pronounce the Spanish 'J' (like in 'Huan' and 'San Hosé'

way to doxx your spouse, Triller smh. but amazing GFX work as always...

He will bitch slap you into the middle of next week if he sees that @FrostBeard

This why I am always a bit uneasy when we go to Denmark or the Netherlands (countries are flat as a pancake)... I grew up surrounded by mountains and I miss them when in areas where there are none to speak of.