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1. Did we kick some ass or what. How do you feel going into the playoffs? I'd prefer to be hitting some ass, but yes, Moscow should feel confident in the VHL Playoffs this season. 2. Do you think the coach will give us a pep talk before we hit the ice? I hope not, although as a VHLE player, I wouldn't be in attendance anyway. 3. Do you have any superstitions or have any special routine you do before a game? Three hookers, a bowl of coke and 1 Gallon of Vodka. 4. How do you feel about our chances in the playoffs? Will we go deep? If so, please be considerate and lube up. 5. What does our coach like when it comes to music? Russian Folk, Jazz flute and the Wiggles Greatest Hits Vol. 2 6. Do you feel good about your player? I haven't felt good about one of my players since Tordahl retired.

If they are relying on Dassler, Cologne is in deep shit.

Well look who decided to not show up.

Whenever I can find some cash.

Rift is still one of my favourite players. Not sure exactly why, but thought I'd share that useless info with all of you.

Well look who's decided to show up.

My lawyers will be in touch.

I think the VHL needs to implement a fine/suspension for this kind of cruelty!

I read every word and respect you for posting this.

1. Did you watch the Super Bowl? Nope and it was the only week that I didn't watch the NFL at all. 2. Who won the Super Bowl? Everyone who worships at the altar of Taylor fucking Swift. 3. What's your favorite color, or colour? Whatever the main color of my teams uniform at that time. 4. Do you like to watch anime? FUCK NO. 5. We had a really good winning streak going, what did you think about that? Yay for you guys. Glad to see some positive action for the Muscovites. 6. Do you like Gladiator movies? Well I liked "Gladiator" with Russell Crowe?

1. Our new player sure has made the team better. What's your thoughts on this approach? He's adjusted well and deserves his time in the sun. Good player making contributions. 2. 16 game win streak. We all had a part to play in that streak. Does this get you even more excited? I'm desensitized, so nothing gets me excited these days. 3. A rental, in our case, was a good thing. Do you think we will need to go down that path next season? Truly no idea. Will depend on the management and what direction they take in the offseason to increase Moscow's chance of success. 4. I am really hyped about making the playoffs. What are you expectations about our chances for a cup? I have zero expectations any more. Makes it easier when everyone/thing disappoints me. 5. Do you ever get bored and need some sort of boost to get some excitement in your day. What do you do? I'm bored right now, and despite my best efforts and VHL appearance, am struggling to find the VHL interesting. 6. Do you get a day to be lazy? I haven't had many lately but do you have a set day to chill? Nope. Every day has it's opportunities and it's whether I take those chances or not.

Rise Tordahl, rise....

We are playing for a title. Can we stop the sympathy losses and get back to crushing the opposition?

Those 3 unsubscribers are poop heads.

You beast.

It's OK. We can sit together on the flight to Poland.

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