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Congratulations to the demon of petty tasks and worthless jobs, ogre of wasted effort, and monster of habit.

So you only get one shot at the answer? Just checking because I updated my response before submissions closed.

1.) First things first, do you play better in the regular season or in playoff hockey? I'm a playoffs specialist. Well, as much as anyone can be with one season of VHLM experience. 2.) What do you think your best stat will be in this round of the playoffs? Assists. I'm a very generous teamamte. 3.) Who are you nominating for Helsinki MVP based on the games played so far? Emi Rune. I don't know who anyone else is. 4.) Our first match up series is with Moscow, we have faced them numerous (5) seasons in a row, what is the message you would like to convey to them. Hello Moscow. Please, by all means defeat us. 6.) What team is most likely to cause an upset in this play off season? It's a bit late to predict that. It's all upsets to this point. 7.) What do you do to celebrate a goal? what makes your celi stand out ? Try to understand how the hell the goalie didn't stop that shot.

1.) So the season's over and the Prague Phantoms did not qualify for the playoffs. What happened in the second half of this season? I think you may have pooped the bed. It happens, move on. 2.) What are your offseason plans to help the team improve for next year? I refuse to help Prague improve, unless of course I end up there. As I'm not a Phantom, I will not be revealing my master plan for success. 3.) Is there a vacation in the works during the extended offseason? In a word. No. As a wise man once said, hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard. 4.) We bid farewell to three veterans in Ondrej Ohradka, Seabass Perin and Wolf Stansson, Jr. What have they meant to you/the team? It may sound callous, but very little. I have zero idea who they are, but I'm sure that they have each made valuable contributions to the team. 5.) Have you completed your Christmas shopping? Yes. I bought everyone alcohol or gave them cash. Some relatives were unhappy that their children did not receive cash... 6.) What do you hope to see happen in 2021? For your sake, I hope that 2021 brings more success to the Prague Phantoms and everyone involved has a far better year.

1. Holy hell Dragons, we did it! What was the key to making the playoffs? Winning. 2. Did you celebrate clinching 3rd? How? No I did not. Third should not be celebrated as it's really the bronze medal. No one cares about bronze. 3. We’ve got the defending champs lined up next round. Predict the final score of the series. Good god man, keep up. You are currently 1-1 against Chicago. What poor management here in the District of Colombia. 4. What’s the game plan for these Wolves? Doesn't matter, they're poop anyway. Show the GM some feet pics and he'll crumble. Easy victory. 5. Is there anyone on Vancouver that scares you? Yes, the GM. I'm scared he'll draft me, even after issuing him a power move via private message. 6. Did you have a good holidays? (Or a good December if you don’t get a break) It was decidedly average to be completely honest. It may as well have been a normal working week.

1. How did you celebrate the end of the monstrosity that was 2020? Very quietly. Crying into my beer and wishing that the clock would tick over already. Good riddance 2020. 2. We were down 5-4 with less than 2 minutes to go in Game 7 against Helsinki - did you think we could still turn it around? I am always confident that a team from Russia can do anything. History has shown that they have rugged determination. 3. What do you think we owe Lahtinen as a team for his clutch heroics in those last 2 minutes? Nothing. As team superstar, it's his job to excel in difficult situations. That's why he's paid the big money. 4. It's down to no more than 14 games in a Moscow jersey for our veterans Telker and Bernard. What will you miss the most about them? Not having had much exposure to either of them, I'll just wish them the best in retirement and thank them for their contributions to the Menace. 5. With Telker retiring after 2 seasons of leading the Menace, who do you think would make a good captain for S76? I'd be looking at Letang. Quality player who will be influencing the Moscow Menace for several seasons to come. 6. How terrified are you about the prospect of Rara Rasputin replacing Bernard in net next season? From a possible opposing team perspective, a failed monk and self proclaimed mystic healer holds no fear for me.

1) Now that London has lost, who if anyone are you / were you rooting for in the playoffs? Chicago, based purely on the extended run they are on right now. Impressive from a young expansion team. 2) Do you think London is in a good place to take the next step next year? I don't see why not. You have a solid roster and am sure you will be making moves this offseason to improve even further. 3) What do you think was the issue that stopped us from advancing in the playoffs this year? Being from the UK, it was probably poor hygiene and shitty weather. Having Boris Johnson as PM also wouldn't be helping. 4) Who is your favorite NHL player who does not play for your favorite team? You may as well ask me to solve the Collatz Conjecture. 5) If you had to be stuck on a deserted island with one VHL member for survival purposes, who would you pick? Hmmm, tough question. Possibly boot, based on his experience working in remote locations. He seems very Bear Grylls like. 6) What is your favorite part about playing for London? Well it wouldn't be for the logo. I guess it would be the chance to play alongside some members that I value highly.

1. What are you hoping to acheve in the 2021 [IRL wise]? Finally complete my house and ramp up my income. 2. What are you hoping to achieve in 2021 [VHL league wise]? Simply to avoid being taken by Vancouver in the S76 draft. 3. Any wishes for everyone before we're entering then new year? I hope that everyone has a better, safer 2021 filled with however you judge success. 4. So far we're 2-4-1 in the lotto tournament. Does it makes you sad knowing that we don't even own our S76 first? Sad? No. It was a decision that was made, so unfortunately that's the way it works sometimes. 5. San Diego, Mexico, Las Vegas and Philadelphia. Who wins in your opinion? I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Mexico and Philly move on. I'm pretty good at these things, so I'd bet big on it if you have any spare cash. 6. Can you predict the same for VHL playoffs? I'm not as good as selecting VHL playoff winners. Strictly VHLM selections for me.

1. What are you hoping to acheve in the 2021 [IRL wise]? Finally complete my house and ramp up my income. 2. What are you hoping to achieve in 2021 [VHL league wise]? Simply to avoid being taken by Vancouver in the S76 draft. 3. Any wishes for everyone before we're entering then new year? I hope that everyone has a better, safer 2021 filled with however you judge success. 4. So far we're 2-4-1 in the lotto tournament. Does it makes you sad knowing that we don't even own our S76 first? Sad? No. It was a decision that was made, so unfortunately that's the way it works sometimes. 5. San Diego, Mexico, Las Vegas and Philadelphia. Who wins in your opinion? I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Mexico and Philly move on. I'm pretty good at these things, so I'd bet big on it if you have any spare cash. 6. Can you predict the same for VHL playoffs? I'm not as good as selecting VHL playoff winners. Strictly VHLM selections for me.

1. The forum decides to suddenly reject your username, and you have to make a new one. What's your new username? Samurai7. It's already prepared. 2. With the NHL kicking off in a couple weeks, which team do you think has the best shot at winning the cup? I know nothing about the NHL. Because I took a survey that dasboot suggested, I think I am now a Rangers fan? 3. Who's your favorite NHL player? Bobby Orr. Is he still playing? 4. This week's press conference came a bit late than usual. At what point would you as a player think something is up when the questions haven't been posted yet? What's weird and what's normal? As soon as I see a delay in management posting PC questions, I immediately become suspicious of their commitment to the team. I then start working in the background to have them replaced. 5. Your best friend knocks on your door, puts a briefcase full of money on the ground, and runs away. What's the first thing you do? I take it to the bank and deposit it immediately. That bitch owes me so much money that I'm not about to be nice about it. 6. Which sports figure from a sport other than hockey would you like to see give hockey a try? Which position do you think they'd play? I would like to see JJ Watt from the Texans play defense. I'm thinking he'd be an enforcer.

1. After a great season that saw us take a big step forward, we were unfortunately bounced from the playoffs against Malmo in 7. What would you say is your most lasting memory of this season? Seeing you get bounced by Team IKEA. You losers. Just kidding, love you. 2. Any predictions for how the team is going to handle the offseason? You will make the necessary changes that will enable you to take that next step in S76. 3. Who do you think wins Chicago-DC? And what about Moscow-Malmo? I think Chicago will continue their incredible run and then match up against the Putin lovers in the finals. Unsure of final result. 4. Which player on the team do you think will improve the most going into next season? I think Muffbeav will take the league by storm and then become the new Condor Adrienne. 5. What will you focus on the most to improve this offseason? I intend to focus on building a highly effective all-round defenseman, but am also considering a switch to forward. See my dilemma? 6. Do you prefer to drink cold water or room temperature water? Water? What's that? I prefer carbonated beverages but always chilled. Room temperature drinks are for degenerates.

1. How'd you bring in the New Year? Anything exciting? Unfortunately not. It was a very quiet night to be honest. I think next NYE will be much bigger. 2. What's your favorite game at the moment? If you don't play games often, then what've you been filling your "you time" with? I don't have a ton of time to game(PC) at the moment. When I get any extended break, I'll probably buy a few newer titles and get into it. AC Valhalla will probably be first. 3. What good thoughts will you be bringing to our team group-think session? As I'm not currently on the Chicago roster or in the LR, I don't think that I'll be contributing very much at all. 4. What attributes are you focusing on as we face off against DC in the conference finals? If I was a member of the Phoenix, I'd be continuing with your current lines and strats. It's worked well so far and at 1-1 it's hardly time to make changes. 5. Which opposing team member are you focused most on stopping? The only member I'm focused on right now is the Vancouver GM. I'm focused on preventing him drafting me. 6. Who do you think is going to come out on top in the EU conference, Moscow or Malmo? I think Moscow could get their sh*t together and put Malmo away. But they'd better be quick about it.

47. What are your quarantine plans for Christmas? No quarantine for me. I live in an area free from covid, so you can't hold me back. Paaarrrttttaaayyyy!!! 48. What do you want for Christmas? Peace on earth and a cure for covid. Wait, that's probably what Miss USA said. 49. What did you get someone for Christmas? Money and alcohol. Life's only two actual necessities. 50. What are some things you like about Christmas? I guess spending time with family is OK, but I enjoy the few days off a little more if I'm being honest. 51. What is your favorite food at Christmas? Leg ham or roast pork. Seafood is also big down here, but it's more of a luxury for me. 56. How do you think we'll do in playoffs? I'm not sure how to answer this diplomatically. It wasn't a great series against Chicago. Sorry.

First. Come on Wranglers FFS. 1. Our offseason has officially begun. How would you say this season went for you from an individual standpoint? Decent. Sub 70 point season but my build wasn't great. Improving on that moving forward. 2. How well do you think our team did this season? I have no idea. Actually, I remember you were impressive this season. Sorry you exited early. 3. What do you plan on working on in the offseason? Overall build for offensive defenseman. Capable of doing better than this season with the Marlins. 4. Where do you spend your offseasons? Back home, on vacation, or in Calgary? Back in prison. I only play VHL while on day release. 5. Who are you cheering for in the playoffs now that we're out? I like Moscow from the EU and DC from the NA. Unsure why but I find those two interesting. 6. What are your goals for next season? Be added to a VHL roster and continue to build a contributing player for my team.

1. Did you do anything social for New Years Eve? Nope. I was at home, crying into a drink and listening to my bogan neighbors and their shitty fireworks display. Fun. 2. Personally I'm not one to make resolutions. Are you? What are they (if you're willing to share)? Avoid Vancouver on draft day. 3. Toronto's finish in the lottery tournament doesn't give us any additional chance to win a higher pick, but we've still got two top seven picks regardless... what are your thoughts about that? That's great. Just avoid selecting duds and best of luck. 4. This off-season has felt long and tiring for me... what about yourself? Yes, same here. San Diego was fun, but the season is dragging out a little now. 5. What are some of the things you look forward to in S76? Being on a VHL roster that absolutely dominates the Wolves/Meute. 6. Final question: What was the first meal you ate in 2021? (Mine was a bunch of breakfast Pogo's) I think it was Fruit Loops and toast with vegemite.

1. Which team do you think will win the s75 continental cup? I think Chicago takes the title and does so easily. They are on a run that seems unstoppable. 2. What do you think the New York Americans should do at the draft? Finally draft someone good. Obviously Red Lite is the best selection here, but some rumors of a surprise selection. 3. What are you looking forward to next season? Probably getting attached to a VHL roster. San Diego was fun, but it's not the VHL. 4. Is there a VHL team you would never play for? Yes. Vancouver. I have hated that team forever and I see that dislike staying strong. 5. What is your favorite holiday tradition? I don't really have any holiday traditions. I hope to create some in the near future. 6. Do you have any New Years resolutions? If so, what are they? My #1 resolution is to both avoid Vancouver on draft day and then be on a team that kicks their ass all season long.

Enjoy!

Happy New year @Samurai7

You too @Blazzer

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Happy New year @BOOM

I'm always amazed by the work that goes into articles like this. A great read @Victor and a great way for members like me that may have missed periods of VHL history such as this. Reading a season index simply isn't the same. Thanks for a terrific read.

Philly all the way.