Dear Sir,
I am writing to inform you that unfortunately you have been exiled from Team Modest®
You were a valuable member of the team but statements such as the above mean you have broken the organizations cardinal rule of never boasting about one's own abilities.
You are welcome to reapply for admittance at a later date, though we would like to remind you that a 3 month "cooling-off" term still applies to all terminations such as your own.
Yours sincerely,
Vladimir Boomchenko Esq.