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The mighty Davos Dynamo officially named their leadership group last week and on behalf of their exceptionally busy General Manager, I am proud to make the announcement. CAPTAIN - Gifford Shock Shock's second run as the Dynamo captain, Noah is a great presence around the locker room and #TheShockening is alive and well. ALTERNATE CAPTAIN - Bismarck Koenig The rookie is expected to fill big shoes. Koenig has lofty expectations as a player and as a leader. ALTERNATE CAPTAIN - Vladamir Komarov Komarov comes back for another season as alternate captain! New father, same old role with Davos This message has been Seaworth approved.

Congratulations to those selected.

The coffee through the biscuit? If so, sure.

Someone needs to step into traffic and catch a fade over this outrage!

They obviously are not professional businessmen.

New nickname..All-Klass Kowalski Thanks Doomsday.

Is that the only advantage?

You're in trouble now, you vampire asshole.

Der Podcast #20!

Screenshot taken for my wall of motivation.

Sicko

If you could be Brendan Rogers for a week(you poor bastard), what transfers/changes would you make? I'm really enjoying your return to recording these. Do you see yourself making this a regular gig? How's your time in Seattle going?

Indeed.

Do I need to PM someone about this update?

S42 Top Rookie S43 Most Improved

It's actually a relief it's down.

Good game Quebec but Dynamo wanted it more.

Thank you.

Dear Simmer, Please check for new lines from Coach.....again. Davos would appreciate it. Sincerely, Bismarck "Splinters" Köenig.

Anyone who picked Köenig for ROY...ask for your money back. Seriously, this isn't cool.

Awesome.