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Let's make this retro-active....I still want my @STZ tpe damn it.

Yep, nice game for Sakamoto.

Frosty!

How dare you!

Quality post.

1. 31 games in, Moscow is in first place by the slimmest of margins. How are we feeling about our chances to win the conference? I think with continued work by the players, minor tweaks to the lines and some good old SimonT prayers, we'll be fine. 2. Is there a weekly ritual the team should try to spark the power play? What should the ritual be? We already consume the Zamboni's weight in Vodka every week, so I'm fine with that tbh. 3. For those still building your player, which attributes are you working on updating at the moment? If your player is already built, are there any adjustments you would make to any of your attributes if you could? I am not prepared to leak information to our rivals. If they are reading this, I'm spending everything on Grit from now on. 4. Do you have any plans for the Super Bowl this Sunday, if so what are they? Fast forward the Lip Synch nightmare of Rhianna and see who triumphed when the clock hit 0.00 5. The VHL has been rolling out new ways to improve the league as of late, what would YOU like to see improve? The re-introduction of boobie posts. 6. We are in the middle of the NHL season, what is your favorite hockey arena you have been to? (This can be from ANY league, not just the NHL.) I can safely say that I have NEVER been to a hockey arena in my life. Way to discriminate bro!

Hey, I only went to 69 CHK for obvious reasons!

I'll get over it.

I blame Ahmas new jersey.

1. Over the past few sims, our Power Play has struggled mightily. What do you think we need to change in order to make it successful? I think it will click soon enough and once it does, the right combination will ensure our success on the PP. 2. Hammar Voss is 5th in the league in points, and 2nd amongst defensemen this season. What is he doing well that gives him this much success? He prays a lot, practices voodoo and keeps his fingers crossed. All very scientific. 3. Moscow currently has 4 players over a point per game, is this something we can maintain? Can more players make it to this level of production? It may prove difficult in the long run, but the quality of players on the Menace roster should never be discounted. 4. Management has offered players the ability to pick one drink for the locker room for free. What drink do you choose and why? Monster Mule energy drink. Only because I became addicted to it but now can't find it in this backwards ass country. 5. Management is also considering purchasing all players a new pair of headphones for travel. What would you recommend the team receives? The cheapest ones with decent reviews. Players can't be trusted to look after top quality headphones. 6. Fall Out Boy and Bring me the Horizon are doing an NA tour this summer. If you could see any artist/group live, who would you see and why? I missed my chance to see the Beastie Boys in Sydney, but as for this question, I honestly don't know right now.

This Menace sim sponsored by...

VHL demands royalty payment for the logo.

Seriously?

Mixed results but confident that we can build on this. Good job comrades.

OK, have some more Vodka.

OK, enough Vodka.

Vodka for everyone!