1. We've consistently narrowly lost to Vancouver in almost all our games this season, what do we need to do to secure the victories against them in the future?
Simply believe that they are susceptible to the power of the Menace and show up against them, ready to beat the shit out of them.
2. We are holding on to the lead in the EU, but there's stiff competition behind us. Do you think we can hold on?
Hehehe, "stiff". Umm, I mean we are more than capable of holding off the weaker teams behind us. They wish they were the Moscow Menace.
3. Of the top three NA teams, which do you think is the LEAST scary? (VAN, LA, CGY).
Los Angeles. Bunch of wannabe actors and cosmetic surgery devotees. Call me when they are good at hockeying.
4. Of the EU teams, which two other than HSK do you think misses the playoffs? (DAV, LDN, WAR, PRG, RIG, MAL).
Helsinki is going to miss the playoffs? My god, the world is ending! I don't care for any of the other Euro teams, so it's a pity that they ALL don't miss out to be honest.
5. Can you play any instruments? If not, is there any instrument you'd like to learn?
Not well enough to say that "I can play....." If I had to pick one, I'd say the Bagpipes. I have the space, so why not?
6. Which teammate decides what music gets played in the locker room? Do you like their music taste?
Nico Pearce controls the sound system, but I must say that his choice of Nepalese Nose Flute beatboxing is a little weird.