BOOM

I always assumed that rainbows tasted like neapolitan ice cream.

I'll miss you and your 6 posts, aside from the elite potential. If you'd kept up this level of activity/earning, I could see you making a HOF'er.

Must be an Aussie thing then. I also DM a set of different users every day to say G'day.

Just claim an extra TPE for pain/suffering/inconvenience.

The most difficult thing I've done in the VHL is to stop posting boobs. If I can do that, other users can stop being asshats to each other. FFS, please.

This was the weirdest poop read yet.

@animal74

1. Playoffs is about to begin for us, how do you feel about our first round match up? Well considering they just bounced Malmo out, I hope you absolutely fuck up those Swiss assholes in Davos. 2. How did your player do in the regular season? As expected, he was very, very average. I expect the horrible to continue next season! 3. We didn't meet either of my expectations (everyone 20+ goals / 7 ppg players). Did I set expectations too high or did we slowed down near the end of season? Well they seemed to achievable expectations so mildly disappointing, but you did make the playoffs again and are still alive. That's better. 4. What are your player's playoffs expectations? Well, since Malmo lost, I guess it doesn't matter really. 5. Who will be our most difficult playoffs opponent? How would you feel if I said that you won't have any difficult opponents? 6. Who will be our playoffs MVP? Obviously it will be Goodbrandsun leading the team to glory and winning the Playoff MVP.

Wait. There's more than 1 channel?

WTF did I just read? I still don't understand what half of the buttons on my TV remote are for.

Wow, someone sounds chirpy this morning. Cultural appropriation. Add +1 to your TPE claim Why not look at your phone? May as well get a fine for that as well. LOL, I was just about to type that Andrew Voss is the Fox Sports commentator Me upset? Don't be ridiculous. NY or LA.....interesting. Don't get lost You did so much work early in your VHL time. Ask James to drive more quietly, the sound will definitely be better. Jericho and Jardy are VERY different. What shop did you go to? How dare people not give you a question? Heathens. My level of interesting conversation drops off after 60 seconds, so at 5 mins you are doing great! Jardy sounds like he's from West Virginia. That Aussie accent was definitely spot on. Penrith maybe, or South Newy? No, YOU have a great week. Spewin I'm sure boot will invite you, if only for the quality of the wedding present. I will delete Trivia thanks. Goodbye my friend.

Go Houston!

Will listen tomorrow....it is likely to be the highlight of my day.

Where do you think(team) Voss plays next season?

Nope...it never is.

Oh no!

OK, you were the soundtrack to my lunch... Wait, bitesize versions have little to no prep? Wow, but the content is so incredible! LOL, "yes bitch".....say that and she will probably backhand you. But you love numbers! Are you in the car with the windows down a little for air? I hope no one passes by and reports you locked in the car, the police show up, smash the window etc.... Speaking of cricket, are you playing this season(IRL)? Bana sounds like Bane...coincidence? 30 minute lunch break? Fuck that. Slave driver office? Maybe I can be a GM? LOL, it was 14.48 when you ended it the first time. So close! $400 fine? You have that in loose change in the console. Besides, your driver is responsible. I just throw those fine letters in the bin. I'm a real modern day Ned Kelly. Come get me coppers! Listener answer : me Your Gym routine sounds very complicated. Just kidding man, I didn't listen.

1) Do you follow anyone on the forum, why do you follow them? Nope, and no one follows me, so it's mutual disrespect. 2) What is your favorite TPE task and why? GFX and it's not even close. I used to write when I first joined sim leagues(prehistoric) but I find graphics easier and more fun to do. 3) Team prediction question: We have a number of players who could potentially win individual awards, which London United player has the best chance at this point in the season and why do you believe that? As of right now, I have no opinion on the London United roster and it's potential award candidates. 4) When you retire, what position will your next player be. Why would you choose that position? It's quite presumptuous to think that I will recreate after Voss. If I do, I shall inform you of my decision when known. 5) Personal Question: Wood or Composite Stick and why? Wood? Composite? Personally I prefer steel. 6) Get to know you question: My entire life is redacted. I'm sorry but that kind of information should remain unknown.

I'll listen to this tomorrow man. Always enjoy hearing your thoughts.

One fancy wedding coming up!

How many more?