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That's awesome and quite smart to not make it team specific for longevity.

Mrs Clause is a babe!

Hahaha, suck it you S83 guys. Wait..WTF?

1. GM John Frostbeard has been called out after he claimed that this season's Bratislava Watchmen are the best roster ever assembled in VHLE, your thoughts on the matter? Nonsense! Any Watchmen roster not including Hammar Voss is incapable of being called the best ever. 2. A monstrous trade was made with Istanbul Red Wolves in which Bratislava received two first line calibre players Rick Grimes and Daryl Dixon - how much of an influence they will be this season for Watchmen? I admit to not knowing who the hell they are, but with two players from The Walking Dead, I'd be careful of upsetting them, so great move! 3. Rex Wolfe Gregor and Dens Oden were seen going out for quite a few drinks last night, a day before the opening game - do you feel like that is the way for 2 teammates to act with so little time left before the puckdrop? It's the way that hockey is meant to be played....drunk. Should be more of it, especially at the VHLE level. 4. What are your goals for this upcoming season, do you focus more on personal achievement or more on the team's overall performance? Well considering the season is almost done, anything above what I scored this season tbh. I'm slightly more of a "me" player, but not at the expense of a teams success. 5. Bratislava Watchmen have been one of the most consistent if not the most consistent team in VHLE, do you think that is important for a team to have a continued success that might not necessarily mean that team has the ultimate roster? It depends if you value tradition/franchise history over championship numbers I guess. A balanced approach is probably preferable imo. 6. Considering that most of the players on Bratislava roster have not played here before, is there a player with whom you are excited to have that chance of sharing ice-time? I'm not allowed back in Bratislava, so the answering of this question is impossible for me to answer. I'm sure the current players will excel.

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I bet the fat f*ck gets stuck in my chimney.

I'm here.

You must be thinking of someone else mate!

GM's know by now, that none of my players will ever be reaching the depreciation point.

Ho fucking ho.

How does one go about getting their player removed from the list, out of embarrassment?

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Help me.. I've fallen and can't get up

Math facts! You sound as excited about Xmas as me tbh 66% sounds like my Uni results. 6 or 7 dollars for your auction so far...so 50 Aussie dollars right now..... I hate it when I regret changing lanes. Some dickhead doing 100 always slows down to 80 when I merge into their lane Thanks a lot mate...I was listening at 2x and then it sounded like an auction Keep going man, you're at 3.28 so it's the halfway point Already been here for 3 almost 4 years eh? It sucks you in and speeds up time. The VHL Twilight zone Just leave your indicator on man, it saves time I bet that burp smells like Champagne, Lobster and Brie Cheese......

Fixed.

Rolex Voss thanks you for his time in Bratislava.

Voss still plays like he's 200 TPA but I appreciate the research.

Everyone calm down now, I'm here.

Go Bulls!

You're welcome!