BOOM

Thanks mate

Fake. He's not drinking a VB.

What if a GM is encouraging a user to tank their draft stock? Asking for a friend.

1. It's the off-season, what is keeping you busy while the sims aren't rolling? My actual life unfortunately. The off-season is necessary, obviously, but it's the worst part of sim leagues. 2. Which team do you think took the biggest step forward this off-season in the VHL? Obviously Moscow. The acquisition of Voss for 2 second round picks, is great value considering his potential. 3. If you had to type one single sentence, as advice, for a new player joining the league, what would it be? Welcome to the VHL where if you are patient, work hard and enjoy the experience, you will succeed. 4. What is your favorite Non-NHL team? As a ice-hockeying expert, I must ask. Is there any non-hockey pro teams? 5. Do you play video games, and if so are you a PC or Console player? Not as much as I used to, but for the last decade, purely PC based. I'd buy a console, but tbh, it would just gather dust. 6. Are you a early bird or night owl? Night owl. I can stay up all night, but sadly life doesn't always agree with my schedule.

Ice is the best

If only I was a GM...

#howdareyou

Just means someone wants you!

Thanks for the trip down memory lane!

I now wish that I'd argued against the boobies ban with this kind of conviction.

1. Another tough loss in the finals, this time to DC after sweeping Warsaw in the previous round. What do you think we've done to Simon (Simon T Hockey Simulator) to deserve this treatment year after year? I'm not entirely sure, but I'm beginning to think that Simon T is a bit of an anti-Russian type. Now that I'm on Moscow, I call for this malicious behavior to stop now! 2. A very warm welcome to @BOOM, what are your thoughts on the trade between Moscow and Malmo? That guy's a dick. I hope the plan is to trade him for someone better. Gross. 3. Happy Halloween! Did you happen do anything this year to celebrate in any way? Nope. Stayed at home and enjoyed the 4 hour power outage that happened right before dinner. Aaahh, perfect timing big storm, thanks! 4. What position do you think Moscow should target in the upcoming draft with our 15th overall pick? Well if Voss is being traded , then shoring up the defense is a good idea. 5. What attributes are you focusing on for your player in the coming weeks? All my TPE from this point is going to Grit and Discipline. I heard that breaks the code and makes your player Scotty Campbell 2.0 6. If you had a walk-out song before you were about to take a penalty shot, what would it be?

As a general rule, try to avoid searching your own username on league servers. Maybe it's just me though.

#fuckhashtags

1). Moscow made it to the cup finals - are you surprised how they handled Warsaw? Not completely, but yes there is an element of surprise there. I was hoping they'd win, but thought it would be slightly harder. 2). Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? Sorry Elmo, but it's Oscar the Grouch. We are kindred spirits. 3). Have you owned skates before? What brand? No, as they wouldn't be much use down here. 4). What song are you not afraid to sing in the car at 11/10 effort? Fight for your Right(to party) - Beastie Boys 5). Do you remember your first shotgun of a beer? How was it? Unfortunately I don't remember. I've consumed so much since then, my memory of those early times in non-existent. 6). Do you own a record player? Would you use it if someone gave you one? My parents did, but as for me personally, nope I do not have one. I doubt that I'd use one if given to me.

#letsbanhashtags

The real winner is the VHL.

Oh....I don't mind.

Man, it's been so long since I've seen an attractive woman gif on this forum. I hope you don't get a ban!