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I feel your pain.

Hey SimonT....

1. We made a trade! F - Nick ShaunYoungca for D - Eurydyka Sklodowska Dudzinska. Do you think we made a good move? Well I'm not privy to the workings of the Houston Front Office, but if the very capable team must have thought this was an excellent decision. 2. Do you think we should make more moves before the deadline? Houston doesn't need to keep adjusting the roster. It's an honor to play for the Bulls and I expect the current roster to explode. 3. What did you think of the Retro Theme Week this season? I think it was a good theme, allowing users to reminisce and highlight past glory or aspects that they remember fondly. 4. After hanging out in the LR for awhile now, anything you want to see changed or added? Well I'm not in the Locker Room, so now I feel sad and disrespected! 5. With Summer coming for most of us, do you expect your TPE production to drop? Nope. I really don't have much of a life, so my TPE earning is incredibly consistent. 6. I have a friend that only drinks water. What is your favorite drink? Alcoholic and non! Alcoholic is probably Bushmills/Jameson Irish Whiskey and non-alcoholic is Monster Moscow Mule(but it's not available here any more...and I'm having withdrawal issues)

Guess what moron got a trivia question wrong(Fuck you Theo Axelsson)? Looking at this graphic, the first nice aspect of it is the dimensions. It looks great as a "poster" type size and allows you to do more render work and still use the text without ruining the overall result. The coloring and fade effect is nice and I'm a fan of that style of font as well. I like "Rashkal" in particular. The throwback theme is great and I think the whole thing works really well(as usual). Easily a 9/10.

Dear SimonT, Go fuck yourself. Warm regards, Vladimir Putin.

28. How was your player done so far this season? He's been OK, with some ups and downs along the way. It's only taken 1400+ TPE to have a decent season(Fuck you @SimonT) 30. Seattle is renaming their mascot. What are some of the most popular names for the fans to choose from?? Fozzy, Grumpy, Itsa(bear), Cocaine or Izthatafuching(bear) are my choices. 31. It’s theme week. If you were in charge of choosing a theme week, which theme week, would you like to leave to do? My theme would be "The Greatest VHL player that you hate". 32. Trade deadline can be a nervous time for some players. What does your player do on that day? It doesn't bother me really. I'm rarely traded and prefer to walk away via Free Agency! 33. Seattle is having a fan appreciation night. What are they giving away to the fans? I'm not sure about the Seattle fans, but in Moscow we would probably give away the most potent Bear Spray commercially available. 34. A local company has come out with a new beer. They branded it after the Seattle Bears what did they name it? What does the can look like?

Someone(ahem), got a trivia question wrong and therefore needs to find 1 TPE this week(FFS). I really like this logo. Everything from the colors to the font and the Hawk itself, work well together. I see what Triller is saying about the Head extending past the border, but even as is, it's a fine logo to throw onto a jersey etc. I think the grey tones near the render help to highlight it and add another dimension to the end result. Really nice one tbh, easily a 9/10.

I stand by my statement.

Jesus this sim engine is shit.

1. Moscow has certainly found a groove recently, having gone 8-1-1 in our last 10 games. What would you attribute to our success since our extremely inconsistent start? I think the sim is poop, but eventually the talent is too difficult to keep down. You suck ass SimonT, but you can't keep Moscow subdued! 2. Who would you say has been the team MVP so far into the season and why? Based on the stats page, I'm going with Lavelle. AK has also been good, but when you sit on top of the points leaderboard, you get a shoutout. 3. How would you grade your performance about 25% of the way through the season so far? What are you going to try to improve from here on out? Voss started slow again but has been a bit better lately. I'll give him a B- right now. I'll just keep trying to stay consistent, especially on the PP. 4. If you could make smoothies for the entire team, what would you put into them? Vodka, Lime Juice, caviar and cocaine. It's called a Super-kick Mule. 5. If you could fight any other player in the VHL (even your teammates), who would you fight and why? I'm a lover, not a fighter. 6. Would you rather play a game with a stick with no blade (the part you control the puck with) or without a skate blade in just one of your skates? To start the season, I think I was actually in scenario 1(stick with no blade). It accounts for my shitty beginning.

Mom, Dad, stop fighting......

Stud.

First thing I thought of was my Papa card LOL

1. Moscow has had quite the streaky start to our season, starting 0-4, then going 4-1, now back in an 0-3 rut. How do we fix the inconsistency? Find SimonT and threaten him with violence. Seriously, the code may as well be a pair of dice. 2. Tomas Sogaard, AK92 Wit da Hoodie and Ronan Lavelle are all in the top 10 for league scoring. Do you think they'll be able to maintain their spots amongst the leaders? Who knows? Hopefully for them, they do and are rewarded with VHL accolades and glory. 3. Be honest - did you have AK92 as the league assist leader in your seasonal predictions? Is Hedge's success tied to his vacation time so he can't actually see that he's doing well? I can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday, let alone what crap I posted for predictions. And yes, I'm too lazy to check. 4. Are there any players around the VHL that are surprising you so far to start the season? Can be a good surprise or a bad surprise. As mentioned, AK92 is obviously doing well, as is Sogaard. As for a negative.......I need a mirror. 5. What did you do for Easter weekend? Any special plans? I drowned my sorrows in Vodka and women of loose morals. It can't really effect my play any worse. 6. If you could be the best player in the world at any sport or video game, what sport/game would you choose and why? The game of life....the game of life.