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Bloody Aussies.

Tbh, it's probably just the drugs.

I expect Voss to drop off the rankings entirely for the next edition. Don't blame the player though, it's the user that sucks.

Odin

1. It's VHL birthday week! What's your favorite VHL memory? Personally it's when Tordahl was inducted to the HOF, but for the League itself, just the friends I've made along the way. 2. If the VHL was a person, what would you get them as a birthday gift? The best Scotch I can afford and a box of Cubans. 3. What's your favorite birthday party you've been to? My own 21st. When you throw up a couple of cigarette butts, you've had a good time. 4. Being 15 years old as a sim league is insane to me. What do you think has allowed the VHL to last this long? Good management and dedicated core members who have always been active and interested in the VHL's development. 5. The VHL has been around since 2007. What were you doing in 2007? (If you were even here in 2007!) Learning that my Uni degree was pretty useless and discovering that the real world will eat you alive if you let it. 6. Prediction time: Do you think the VHL hits 20? Or at least 100 seasons? Yes to both. It may not be with the same management group in place, but longevity is something the VHL definitely has.

Welcome back, take the vhl at whatever pace is comfortable and congratulations on graduating.

FFS, give him some of my bonus TPE.

You have my sympathies.

I need to do a PT now, but Happy Birthday VHL.

1. The Titans are in fourth in the conference about a third of the way through the season? Is this better or worse than you expected? Well I wasn't sure what to expect this season, so if we continue to improve, that 4th will become 3rd, or even 2nd with a good run. 2. What's been the surprise of the VHL season so far to you? My distinct lack of interest outside of the Titans games. I check the HEL box scores then close the VHL again... 3. What needs to happen for the Titans to begin to rise up the standings? If I knew that, I'd be the GM that everyone assumed had found a new meta and thus become hated by the league. 4. The Americans' GM recently stepped down following disagreements after the team's latest trade. Do you think VHL teams can actually be "cursed" to perform poorly? They can't be cursed, but certain assholes in this league continue to assert their verbal diarrhea onto the VHL forum and reactions like the one seen by the NY GM will continue to happen. Some people just need to STFU. 5. It's the height of summer in the northern hemisphere. What's your favorite cookout food? A whole Kangaroo. 6. What's your favorite beach or lake experience? Looking at the sexy ladies at the beach. Oh, ummm, rescuing whales.

Nice. See how easy it is? I expect plenty more now.

Someone will still find something to ridicule about NY.

You're killing me.

It's not a sprint, it's a marathon.

Right? It's a great way to clog the filter and reduce the power of the vacuum cleaner.

1. Helsinki Titans , Hammar Voss 3 (Alessandro Nano 24, Reylynn Reinhart 14) at 0:07 Just like my love life, nice and quick.

1. A hot start for the Titans! What's been the key to picking up some early wins? Well not the contributions from Voss, that's for sure. I'd say the excellent play of Pearce, Nez and Boobie man. 2. First game of the season, Nezuko picked up 7 points. How was she able to come out with such an amazing performance so quickly? Anime PED's I assume. Must be some good ink. 3. As of this writing, Nico Pearce is tied for the league lead in points with 18. Do you think he'll be able to keep it up? Hopefully he can, if only for the benefit of the genius VHFL managers who knew he'd be good. 4. The European Conference looks extremely strong once again, who are your predictions for the three teams that won't make the playoffs? I try to stay positive, so laughing and pointing at the loser teams who have failed, simply isn't in my personality. 5. What should be the goal for the Titans this season? Title or bust, solid playoff run/top 3 seed, or something else? I leave all of those difficult decisions to the front office. I'm not paid enough to even have input on that level of franchise-changing stuff. 6. Had a bunch of cookout hot dogs yesterday, so an oldie but goodie: Is a hot dog a sandwich? Technically yes, although the majority will probably disagree. In the end, as long as you enjoyed consuming them, then that's what matters here.