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When I grow up, I want to be a Team World superstar - Hammar Voss S83

Thank you good sir.

I can post boobs!

Hopefully people will know that I was joking tbh. Since when would I do detailed analysis?

You are right @OrbitingDeath . Voss is a 2nd round talent and should be drafted accordingly.

I've now considered this mock draft and after quiet reflection and intense, detailed analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Voss at #3 Defenseman taken is a mistake that will haunt GM's for their entire career. Odinsson at #11 was a mistake, will history repeat with GM's passing on Voss?

Operation Voss begins...

Only if you fix the punctuation.

I think I'll just bank all my TPE until just before regression starts and try for one good season.

Dumped

Checks player...all zeros.

With my final HOU Press Conference, I bid farewell to a team that I will remember fondly. 1. With the drafts coming up do you have a specific team you want to play in any of the leagues? No, I prefer to let GM's know where I don't want to play, and tbh that should be perfectly clear by now. 2. What is one thing your player strives on? Drama. Unless I'm stirring up dissention or general mayhem, I'm not VHL'ing correctly. 3. Who did you have the best chemistry with this season? Airrig and I formed a nice duo and I'll always have my memories of Scotty Sundin, gliding around the ice like an Olympic skater. 4. What is one thing your player struggles with? The disappointment factor when he doesn't(in my opinion) play to his ability. 5. What is your Favourite Hobby? Having fake sports stars in multiple North American sim leagues. I'm a bit of a loser. 6. Which VHL, VHLE or VHLM team has the best logo? I always preferred the old Americans logo, but I will defer comment on the current crop, until after the draft.

You're an accountant. Go move some numbers around.

Hope you get a good one!