BOOM

Congratulations on your appointment. Now, please go and make some roster moves.

Do it.

1). So a lot has happened in the last week. What was one thing you did outside in this great summer weather? I spent a lot of time standing outside staring at the sky. 2). How could the league pass on Daniel Weaver @ThePerfectNut and let us scoop him up at 4th overall? The IQ level of some VHL teams is beyond ridiculous. That's a fact. 3). Are you excited about the new general manager the team acquired in @thadthrasher? To be perfectly honest, I didn't even know Thad was active here anymore. I guess not paying attention to the minors will do that. 4). What free agent signing (unrelated to New York) surprised you? The defection of star Nico Pearce to Vancouver. The Helsinki Titans are well and truly f*cked. 5). Who do you think has the inside track at first overall in Season 86 draft? I have no idea of who is even in the draft, so whoever has the most TPE I guess. 6). Have you told @scoop how much you like Taylor Mourning? No, because he already knows how I feel.

So I just post here, correct?

Someone tell me what he said.

Titans fucked now.

Helsinki in shambles.

See?

Signs with whoever gives him a fire sig. Jk, all the best in Vancouver.

Not even a sig will save the Titans this time.

Sad that you'll be going, but it's for a very important reason. Congratulations and best wishes to all of you and thanks for the things you did for the VHL in your various roles.

@rory told me that the new picks were terrible, so I came to check it out.

Just follow the river from Trois-Rivières

Someone will see this before deletion. Good luck all applicants.

We are the world We are the children We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let's start giving There's a choice we're making We're saving our own lives It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me.

Yayyyy...especially @der meister

You shouldn't talk to strangers. Especially ones emerging from the forest.

There once was a man from Nantucket...

What? For 60 seasons I've assumed that it was Total Potatoes Eaten. My world is rocked.

At least the Cup won't have to travel that far next season.

1. Well, we lost to Warsaw in 7. What's your emotions like after the final game? Well at least we lost to the eventual Champs! Not much consolation, but let's look on the bright side eh? 2. Anything you would have done differently in the final games to win the series? Besides benching Voss? No, no other changes would have made a difference. 3. How do you feel about your own personal playoff performance this season? Do you actually require me to respond to this and not swear like a sailor? He's garbage, just that simple. 4. Warsaw went on to beat Moscow to head to the finals. Does that make losing easier, knowing how tough a team they are, or more difficult knowing Helsinki could have had a shot? See response #1. While it's nice to see the team confident, this season was never destined to be a Helsinki title. 5. Taking the season as a whole, should this be considered a success for Helsinki? I suppose so. I'm not entirely sure how to view this season. The fans will let us know, I'm sure. 6. Any parting thoughts to our teammates who are retiring and leaving us this off-season? Thank you for your service and I'm sorry that you are not leaving with a title.