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Thank you for telling us who we were listening to. Yes, fuck planning. Except for parenthood. It's S81 you idiot. Fake Purple? You're both Cadburys purple. I think you get more then 1 TPE this season from VHFL. Must be a Brisbane internet thing mate. Even in the bush, the portal doesn't crash for me when searching players for Predictions. Depreciation is theft! I agree. Haven't made a goaler in 50+ seasons. Fuck that. Poll Answer : I already know where you live mate. Fortitude Valley is pretty rough. Ummm, back to answer - make a joke name. It will suit the players skill level. Just like real life NRL eh? Any sex scandals yet? Fuck that guy, bump him if he's merged and not waved. Man, your research department is poop. "what's it called....feud" LOL You GM'ed for a week? OMG. You had no podcast before boot. He did all the work. You got it mate, I enjoy listening to your elite, white collar voice. What do you mean you aren't good at voices? I thought I was in the middle of Dunedin for a second. Choice bro! Stop campaigning. You sound like scomo. You can't pull off trying to be a man of the people. How dare you say that the 3 listeners don't like you. It's a combination of liking you and our sympathy but we like you. Smooth accent? WTF? I don't trust a shonky accountant tallying the votes for a podcast tournament. Over 15 minutes easily, despite talking about nothing. You are the Seinfeld of the VHL. Why do you keep saying that you are a responsible driver? Did you fire your chaueffer? I like your ending, but I'm not going to tag friends. I can't...I don't have any.

You missed a golden opportunity.

Crushing those peasants. Is this Brisbane Grammar (it won't let me say O.L.D B.O.Y.S) vs Fortitude Valley? If so, tally ho, what what old chap.

Farewell.

You're probably 12th man anyway, so what's the big deal about being late? Sausage Sizzle. Mmmmm, food of champions! Berocka's traffic report. Keep earning that 6 TPE...you are my VHFL goalie. No one cares about new players' opinions. Yes, AGM's need to do some shit for their fancy title. Mate, get tested. Anastacia will throw you into an isolation camp if she hears you sneeze like that. Hang on, are you driving to cricket or toolies? Yes, boot has the best opinions of the Aussie trio. I can barely turn my PC on but you want an audio only file from vidcasts? Jesus. I'm not running Foxtel mate. Podcast reviews are def worth more. It's a ripoff. This shit I'm typing is worth 2 TPE so count it as a review. Was that beep your fuel warning? I suggest keeping your Audi saloon topped up with premium unleaded. Could your PA run the podcast league instead? Please update us with the cricket result. Did you get on as a sub fielder?

G - Kunibuni Unguri @Spartan

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@animal74

Don't be modest. You deserved it just as much as Idaho. Congratulations.

1. What was your best drop the mic moment of your career so far, tell us about it? There's probably been a couple but the most recent was my own criticism and contemplation of early retirement for Odinsson. After three years of being useless, he comes out and wins a cup and several individual awards. What an idiot. 2. Name something that is very nostalgic for you, do you collect or surround yourself with things that evoke the feeling? I'm not really into nostalgia. I retain the memories of past events, both good and bad, but I rarely think about things after they've happened. Probably doesn't help that I'm so old and have early onset dementia. 3. What’s the biggest doubt you have about our competitiveness this season? If you mean this season(S81) then I guess it's seeing if the assembled roster can defeat the evil meta-ness of the Wolves. It's a true good vs evil test. 4. What professional athlete has completely lost your respect and what did they do that caused them to drop in you esteem? Ben Simmons. His attitude and way he has handled his situation remind me of something I've probably done in the past here in the VHL. What a turd. 5. What movie do you wish life was more like? The Purge. The list of complete assholes in this world grows exponentially by the day. 6. Who or what is your greatest nemesis? Probably myself to be honest. I place incredibly high expectations on myself and when I fail to meet those expectations, I get pretty down about it. That needs to improve.

Yes by all means, please introduce yourself....

After reviewing STZ, you are my next review victim. This is beautiful. It's a simpler BG then some recent ones but it does a good job drawing the eye to the render itself. Great coloring, logo swap and render work. The clarity of his face is very nice. I like that you took the time to replace the NHL logo as well. 9/10

I need 1 TPE, sorry. Really nice use of coloring and render/BG integration. Drawn straight to the render and having done a couple of face swaps it can be tricky. This is really good tbh. I like the text overlapping the render at that larger size and also good lighting on this piece. 9/10 because you should have used the current Russell Crowe head...

Let's please leave questionable posts in the archive where they belong.

F- Brendan Telker @animal74

What does the intro need to say?

Well this will save some time. Bravo!

I pick me. F-Gunnar Odinsson @Spartan