JardyB10

A nice little 5 goal sim for Mograine!

You're both still beauties.

I'm kind of around, but mostly not! Thanks for hearing me out, I had a lot to catch you up on!

25 minutes ago, Sjin said:

Choo Choo!

The Cologne Express offers a 1-season extension to Forward BjorkaBjorn BjornaBjorkson. @JardyB10, please respond to this post to accept.

I accept. Let's keep this bitch on the rails!

Nobody here is worthy.

Although I will say, everyone here IS worthy, and they should get the job.

This is one of the worst things that ever could have happened

Also Clark got pulled too early, that might have been the difference maker in this game 

That's more like it!

On 4/20/2024 at 4:06 AM, Victor said:

Ironically, I may have misinformed Kit at one point that he had 7 goals in this game... which led to his fake news player name: https://vhlportal.com/players/playerfocus/5852

Irresponsible reporting.

You gotta be Joshing me!

Got em 

10 hours ago, Victor said:

One game only?? I am deprived 

More like DEPRAVED, Vasterascum.

First of all, fuck Vasteras.

Second of all, love a 4-3 win from a 0-3 deficit. 

On 3/17/2024 at 5:28 PM, rory said:

I can't wait for Jardycast in downtown Vancouver rushhour traffic

Goodness, I'd rather die. Which I guess would be easy if I did this .

On 3/17/2024 at 6:16 PM, Banackock said:

I’m attempting to make the move to BC as well. More to come later I guess

 

Where’d you end up? I got my heart set on the Invermere or Kelowna/Vernon area. 

We're moving to Campbell River, on the island! Although technically we haven't found a place yet because of our stupid pets, so we could end up in Courtenay/Comox yet too.

Interior BC would be amazing too! I toyed with the idea of applying to jobs near Revelstoke, but ultimately our path led us further west!

22 hours ago, Triller said:

You can always leave the prairies but no matter how rocky the terrain is in your destination, you will remain flat inside.  You can never shake it!

Perhaps this is why the ocean is appealing, I couldn't stand it if I didn't have an endless horizon to stare into

On 3/17/2024 at 11:19 AM, Victor said:

If Cologne doesn't make the finals we know you are the curse.

 

Speaking of curses, I'm afraid you are not allowed success this season as its time to make Vasteras great again.

I think my curse is bound with Vasteras. Bjork's bargain to keep Vasteras from winning prevents himself from winning as well.

Vasteras won the championship in their inaugural season, and never won again, as is tradition.

Bjork also won the championship in his rookie season, and hasn't won again.

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

I'm "working" through the weekend (i.e. sitting next to a road fucking around on my phone).

Big news though, I submitted my resignation on Friday, and in 4 weeks I'll be moving to BC with my bae. And in two weeks I'll be in Mexico! 

This is a forum topic 

If Bjork can get his shit together in the latter part of his career, maybe he can be climb, but I agree that he's can't really be considered the best. There's been a few good performances, but just as many mediocre ones! 

I'm optimistic with Cologne this season though. 

7 minutes ago, The goat of hockey said:

Youngin young boy!!

You're on track to be spanked. As a form of archaic punishment that is, like with an old wooden swatch or whatever. I don't mean that to come off as sexually inappropriate. 

3 minutes ago, The goat of hockey said:

ok youngin

wtf did you just call me 

3 minutes ago, Fire Tortorella said:

Wwumbo - claiming 3 experience.

 

Where is the training camp topic???

Okay boomer

Mic drop

We've gamed the system.

33 minutes ago, Alex said:

@JardyB10 and I came to an agreement here, yay shits and giggles!

34 minutes ago, VHL Bot said:

The HC Davos Dynamo have placed an inactive claim on BjorkaBjorn BjornaBjorkson.

HC Davos Priority: 14

I sexcept this meaningless farce.

@Gustav  is a loser

Sounds like you need to get good obv