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That was a healthy shit-kicking.

Aw yeahhh

I thought you were here to steal my claim, haha. I wouldn't have even been mad.

Thank you, @Seth, for not signing with any of these scrub teams while I was away binge drinking. I would like to offer our favourite ape friend $1,000,000 to come play for the Ottawa Lynx. We've been a very diverse team lately, having a Frenchman last season and a Chinese man this season, as well as all your favourite characters from the TV series "Lost." We're shy of just one Jewish gorilla to truly unite the world. On a more serious note, we have a great full team this season and we'll be Top 3 in the league for sure. Scoring depth is important, and we need someone like yourself to grow along with our new member. Also you can have my GM job at the end of the season if you later decide that's what you want to do. Come come!

I mean it's not hard to change their names. I have half a mind to start the season with the NYA called the Poopy Buttholes.

I was also hammered 13 hours ago. Had one of my worse reactions, but that doesn't stop me.

It will be close for sure. Brampton got a shitload of good players in the draft. I drafted two goalies as well though, so I'll be giving Alex Wolf starts for sure as long as he's here, which may or may not sacrifice some wins.

EXCUSE ME BUT THERE WAS LITTLE THING CALLED "BREXIT" LAST YEAR AND I FIND THIS NOW POLITICALLY AND GEOGRAPHICALLY INCORRECT AND OFFENSIVE

Maybe we ought be starting Toast!

Sandro played well, Sharpe took a penalty. Can't be mad at any result here.

AND WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT SANDRO CLEGANE, HUH!?!? Oh shit he's dead now, I need a new sig...

He's not exactly written off, he's leading the voting, haha.

I dunno, no one's cracked the Top 25 for single season goals since S35. I think 69 is pretty outstanding (if he had one more that would tie S3 Scotty Campbell), so he gets my vote. I don't mean to be biased either, it's just an extraordinary total. Unassisted did have a very outstanding year as well though. I think Parechkin had a lot of similar years however, so in my mind, Maximoff stands out a bit more.

I'm gonna lay down Jeff Hamilton and make sweet sweet love to him. @jRuutu

Next I'm going to ride Jakab Holik pretty hard. @BMax

Ottawa claims

I'm from Saskatchewan, so naturally my favourite card game is Kaiser. I also like Cribbage. I got pretty good at both from phone apps. I don't play as many board games as I'd like, but I really enjoy the Game of Thrones board game. We also like The Game of Things, which I suppose isn't really a board or card game.

Let's do Unassisted. @jRuutu

Can't escape the Mercs!

At 26th overall, the second last pick of the draft, the Ottawa Lynx would like to welcome Arthran Lawrence to the club! @Jeffsan21

With the final pick in the third round, Ottawa is very happy to pick up Alexander Wolf at 23rd overall! @thatdamnwalrus

At 19th overall, Ottawa would like to welcome Johan Soderburg to the Lynx! @Foehammer

At 15th overall, the Ottawa Lynx are very pleased to select Luigi de Rossi! @KitRas

The Ottawa Lynx are pleased to select city boy, born and raised in South Detroit, JourneyMan at 11th overall! @eaglesfan036

At 7th overall, the Ottawa Lynx, in an effort to relocate to Calgary, selects Pablo @Pablo Sanchez!