JardyB10

DON'T BE A HATER

Topic. It's Saturday night and I don't really have to work tomorrow, and I need to do a PT this week. (Actually I already recorded 30 minutes of podcast on Sunday night, but I don't like it, and so much more went down since then so a new one is in order. But I digress.) We'll Skype and play drinking games and talk VHL. My Internet connection is pretty dodgy so it might not work that well, but it's worth a shot! I'll be drinking and podcasting regardless, though I doubt I'll be able to get that inebriated alone. That said I will finish a couple stiff ones before I start. I suppose I could use this thread as an opportunity for you to ask questions too if you want. @Draper @tfong @Whyhasthetaggingstoppedworking @whatthefuck You're online right now come. @Phil @eaglesfan036 @DollarAndADream @gorlab

Holy shit, hahaha! I'm disappointed we had to eliminate Canada, but we're off to the semis despite only winning two games in Round Robin. And Dwyer, we'd have a guaranteed shot at a medal with a win tomorrow! Don't be a hater!

Never thought I'd say this, but... U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

What an off-season!

FTFY.

I feel like this may be the most "X-City Y-Franchise" I've ever seen in my life. And there's been a lots of X Ys in this league.

Unrelated, do you want to be brown or gold?

Riga's policy on Davos: If you can't beat them, take all their fucking players!

Well, you were my GM, but yes!

Anyone not signing with Riga should sign with Calgary. #MakeCalgaryGreatAgain But anyone who doesn't sign with Riga is an IDIOT and a FUCKTARD. Thus if you sign with Calgary you're still an IDIOT and a FUCKTARD. But at least one that I approve of!

Why Free Agents shouldn't sign with Stockholm: Too much like New York.

See? Our Lord and Savior @Toast clearly read and saw this concern, and promptly traded for the best 'tendy on the market, even though he could have signed Greg Clegane for free but didn't because he knows who will win the ultimate and prophesied #CLEGANEBOWL. Sadly none of us know WHEN that will be, but he didn't want to take his chances. Signing with Riga is signing with victory. Besides, when was the last time you actually got to be on the correct end of my riggery?

Riga is the place to be. It's a place made legendary by Funks. How can you not love that?

I meant to tell Draper to do this under the condition they relocate back to Vasteras.

I read this is Bob Ross' voice and it made me very happy.

Get me the fuck in this lottery I am winning this shit this season IDGAF what you say. My Player 2 will be podcast exclusive, multiple podcasts a week, in a brand new revamped Jardy's Fucking Podcast show gethype imtootiredforthisshitrightnow

I have no idea what you're referring to.

@eaglesfan036 TRADE WEINSTEIN'S SCRUBBY ASS AND SIGN HIM FOR REAL

You and Draper and Higgins need to sign in Riga so we can have the world's first QuadraMonopoly on people with STHS. If we can't win under those conditions, I don't think we ever will.

We were Bears together, then Dynamo, so naturally you need to follow me to Riga and we need to spend our lives together.

Half of Davos' remaining roster is on Riga now, and that almost turned out well, so you may as well join us again.

You ruined my Cup dreams this season, the least you could do is sign with Riga.

Don't you dare sign in Europe! Where the NA GMs at? Toronto, surely you want to continue the streak with a new top fledge goalie? @Molholt WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME FOR A GOOD AND PROPER #CLEGANEBOWL DAMMIT! IT'S LIKE ASOIAF FOR REAL

Farewell Davos. Thanks to Gooning I will no longer be cheering against you. That is until you win your next Cup. Then the team can go back to the cellar and the Calgary Wranglers dynasty will rise once again! But until then, very happy to be in Riga with my N word Toast.