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I'm fairly surprised to see how forward dominant this list is (not including J. Reinhart)! And half of them aren't even Checking forwards.

I took your blessed recommendation and also selected Phil with my last pick. I consider Henry Tucker as well, he’s got a bit of CK and has had a strong start to the season, but Philip is indeed a true large phallic slinger. With that, half our team is the same. Reading this has made me a little randy for some VHFL spreadsheet media. I’d love to see how many different players were selected across all pools, what percentage selected they are, and what their average overall position was. In fact it should be sorted by average overall position. Sounds like quality @scoop or @Shindigs or @MubbleFubbles content to me.

Fill the Rokjon Son F - Phil the Rock Johnson Proceed indeed @Dom

We keep splitting decision against these damn kittens!

Why bother posting in the game thread if we don’t have an undefeated day?

I think it’s back to @Tate actually, unless I’m on crack. Which might be true.

There's a couple ways! The easiest and user friendliest is using the "portal." You can find it by going to www.vhlportal.com, or by following the link at the top of the forum page. There's also links at the top of the page that go directly to "Standings" and "Stats." Anyway, from the portal you'll probably have to click on the VHLM tab in the top left corner, and then you can find all sorts of things! The other method (the OG method!) is to use the index. You can find that in the same section the games are in, HERE. In the index, you can also find basically everything, though it won't display ALL the stats on mobile because the screens are too small. I'm glad you're enjoying yourself overall! You've been doing awesome, at this rate you'll be highly sought after in the draft for sure.

Also, 2-0 sim means celebration time c'mon!

1. Riga Reign , Battre Sandstrom 4 (Alexandre Leduc 5, Nils Tallinder 2) at 1:07 (PP) 2. Riga Reign , Battre Sandstrom 5 (Nils Tallinder 3, Alexandre Leduc 6) at 6:26 (PP) 3. Riga Reign , Anze Miklavz 6 (Biggie Cheese 4, Tobias Reinhart) at 12:14 (PP) 4. Riga Reign , Anze Miklavz 7 (Alex Johnston 7, Battre Sandstrom 5) at 13:12 5. Riga Reign , Alex Johnston 6 (Anze Miklavz 9) at 14:28 (PP) 6. Riga Reign , Nils Tallinder 1 (Battre Sandstrom 6, Alexandre Leduc 7) at 15:12 (PP) I mean someone could have told your teammates to chill the fuck out in the 1st period too.

G - Cole Pearce @Tate

I think our goaltender is on a 3 game point streak… jk, he only has 3 points in 4 games. Step it up Sam

I agree that @Banackock is kind of a dick

Pyjama Daniels

Is this where we post What’s Up?

FUCK

Cat

Yeah I found that very distressing when I was trying to look at pre-season performances to make my VHFL pick

I love it, I'm looking forward to see how it pans out this season and once you start hitting your prime in the VHL.

Rust was monstrous in this game. Also Vinny here, damn.

YOU FUCKING DICKED IT DCD G YOU BETA WHAT ARE WE EVEN PAYING YOU FOR!? Ayyy great work DCD G, we're proud of you.

First career goal for @jsdeac!

Personally I don’t think the solution to “overmoderation” is more moderation, which is where this rabbit hole would lead, if anywhere at all. It’s why I was quick to cut ties with the “Chodesode” title. Did I think that getting moderated was silly? Yeah a bit. Did I care nearly enough to fight it? Not at all, especially because I still want to continue a level of degeneracy without having a spotlight on it. I don’t necessarily disagree that “sexual content” is unfairly frowned upon more than other mature content, like cussing and violence (I mean this generally in Western culture, not specifically with VHL). But there are lines and I find they’re better to tow and press rather than try actively try to bust. I don’t think the right to talk about people’s wieners is worth it.

Even further discrimination.