JardyB10

What's with all the pickle hate?? Also why is there pickle juice on fishy's french fries (fff)? I agree that's nasty but that shouldn't ever be happening! You've all had homemade pickles before right? We're not just talking about the dogshit they put on a fast food burger or something? S TIER MEAL: Midnight lunch: Fresh bun, fresh ham, cheese, mustard, garden pickles. Fight me.

Yeah I'm along this "I'd rather eat a plate of nuggets than a plate of fries thing." Your take on pickles is fucked up though.

Now THAT'S a proper pay-to-win! I'd be willing to offer tons of shit. I love all of Beav's ideas, and I'm going to steal various ones around here: - Podcast dedicated to the highest bidder - Change my forum and I guess Discord names for a season. (This one's big, I've never not been JardyB10 in the past 11.5 years) Hell, you can change the profile picture while you're at it. Unlike Dil, the more inappropriate the better. (We'll call this bid item "Jardy's Identity Crisis") - In my friend circle I'm renowned for eating questionably aged food items. I think I'm currently sick from eating week old corn bread. Thus, I'll film myself preparing, then eating whatever you choose, as long as it's technically edible and won't literally kill me. It could be as simple and nasty as a raw red onion (please don't do this), or something more creative like a mayonnaise and cinnamon sandwich. I might vomit, but that's your fault. - Admin Abuse: I'll create you a subforum in General Discussions (same tier as Off-Topic and Thunderdome). You'll have full moderative control in this section, and it will be named whatever you want (As long as it's CoC friendly). I don't know if this should be allowed or if it will be permanent, depends on how much I get yelled at for suggesting it. Alternatively, or perhaps in addition to, maybe a custom forum role/colour for a season? - I'm willing to auction my old, most holey underwear and socks in a giftbox. - I'd also be down for Beav's Steam Stream game idea. You can even choose a weird dating sim or horror game and I'll buy it. If anyone has any other dumb suggestions for me, I'd be down.

Something about @comrade cat being cool. I forgot to mention that they're the one who wrote these . Also, I love me some Binding of Isaac! I haven't played in a good long while, there's been overwhelming amount of updates, but the original game is one of my two perfect games on Steam (the other is Telltale Game of Thrones which you just have to complete to get all the cheevos). That's racist!

Ottawa is upsettingly good. They retained the most players from last season by a long shot, and still had three 1st round picks to boot, yeesh.

Welcome to the league @Longer99! My name is Jardy, and I'm the assistant General Manager of the VHLM's Halifax 21st. At the moment, we're about 20% through the league's 81st season, and our team is unfortunately performing under expectations. We're still in a playoff though, and we'd love to add some active forwards to spark our offence and help pull us out of our funk. Which is why you would be a great addition! We like to try and keep the ice time we give our players fair, so you could probably expect around third line play time, though strong activity would move you up quick! We've got a great group of people in the locker room who are eager to help you learn the ropes of the VHL, and help you develop into a top prospect. Also, if you're interested in watching weekly Saw movies, we're happy to accommodate that as well Regardless of which team you sign with, you'll receive $1.5M for this season, and then you'll be entered into the VHLM Draft in the off-season. That said, we'd love to have you for what will be your trial run in the minor league! If you'd like to join us, quote this post with your acceptance, and I will send you a contract and a locker room invite as soon as I can.

Losing sucks, but I love to see @Darth Kaprizov getting his first career VHL goal(s), and @KC15 is still tearing it up!

I love a good couch nest, especially on a cold day! (Of which plenty of those are coming soon ) I'm technically well enough to keep working sadly, so I might have to reserve this for the weekend. I'm an Oilers man myself, though admittedly I haven't followed the team or the NHL as a whole all that closely for the last several years. I'm pleased to hear Edmonton is finally picking it up though! I appreciate that you appreciate this! Also Paul Kariya was my favourite when I was a young 'un. Also, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself so far, you're doing great! You and Jasplunds were our T-3rd highest earners last week, so I definitely wanted to shout you guys out for that

Oops if so! Pinging loads of people by accident is my thing though.

I'm not gonna lie, I read the Media Spot you mentioned this in AFTER we drafted you, and I thought you might have meant the opposite . I'm glad to hear that's not the case! You've been doing a great job earning, I hope we can turn things around soon.

I edited you into the ping list, so I'm assuming that did the trick!

I don’t know, this new member seems a little Fishy…

Are you sure you don’t mean Miämi?

Poorly, I’m supposed to be on a romantic weekend getaway. But if it’s good for everyone else I’ll catch up the following week! I could make tomorrow or Thursday night work though if that happens to be better.

Halifax 21st Press Conference 3 Questions Answered = 1 Capped TPE 6 Questions Answered = 2 Capped TPE Please answer in full sentences Week Ending December 5th, 2021 1. As of this writing, we are 12 games into the season and our team is off to a much rougher than expected start! What are some things the team or management can do to right this ship? Pun intended, obviously. 2. As a team we're performing below expectations, but looking at your individual stats, how do you feel you're performing personally? 3. For those of you who are new to the VHL, how has your experience been in the first week or two so far? For those of you aren't new to the league, what WERE your first impressions of the league back in the day? 4. Describe the type of player you are, or are striving to become! 5. Today I was (and probably still am) suffering from some kind of stomach flu/bug/food poisoning/maybe I'm dying. What are some things you like to do to make life a little easier on yourself on a sick day? 6. Do you watch/follow hockey in real life, and if so, who are your favourite teams and why? If not, then what sports (if any) do you prefer instead? | @LumberChuck @NatIng14 @Ente2997 @PoignardLeclerc11 @Austin2997 @Horcrux @Brandon P @Timmy Turner @Gross Ross @KnightRiley @jasplunds @Morcar80 @SeanL17 @bigAL@lukechezzwoo @Crummer77 @Kairi @ScoreAGoalBudEh| French AAGM Addendum (credit to @comrade cat, TPE can be directed at him for these, THANKS): 1. suis-je (jardy) étant une bonne aga? 2. Qui est votre équipe VHLM préférée ? 3. Camarade chat est-il cool? (dites oui je fais ça pour jardy pour le plaisir je les lis) 4. quel est votre jeu préféré sur (Xbox Ps pc changer tout cela) 5. voulez-vous être dans le HoF? 6. Suis-je un méchant pour faire cette semaine conférence de presse à Français?

Here was a thought I had even before I had heard of a Pro AM and before I read all the staff WHINING in this thread (jk guys I love and adore you. I was staff for a long time and took a three year off-season: I get it) Anyway: What if we hired an off-season Fun Time Commissioner? We throw up applications for all those disgusting unemployed people and/or those who have spare time they’re willing to dedicate to the league. We hire this “third party” OSFT Commie, and give them like a 50 TPE budget which would go toward paying themselves, whatever staff they might want to hire, and prizes for their OSFT games. Then the OSFT Commie can come up with their own schedule, where they organize activities for the league, like a VHL Drinking Game party, or a movie night, or a trivia day, or a secret admirers chocolate delivery service, or all of the above, or whatever! The idea would be to give someone who isn’t already busy as balls the incentive to keep the off-season exciting, while also giving staff little extra responsibility. The downside to this idea is that staff would have to do the OSFT Commie interviews, which is exactly the extra work we don’t want. So I suppose the alternative would be to set a precedent of rewarding members who take it upon themselves to drum up off-season hype and create activities. For example, I don’t know if the Junior Showcase Tourney organizers were paid, but they should have been! At any rate, great discussion, great article, I liked the part when I spoke. 10/10

That would be the ideal way for me to earn TPE!

I actually managed to forget all of 3PPAO @rory @hylands @.sniffuM

I almost choked to death on my own saliva laughing at this, thank you.

I’m just a regular wash-up! All I’m good for is cussing at teens and talking about the good ol days

Yes, as it’s something Berocka has only recently been haphazardly speaking about, and has yet to be structured at all! We’re on the ground floor Them sound like fighting words, better take it up in the tourney!

I don’t think she’s suggesting abolishing off-seasons altogether, but rather having more events and activities in the off-season. Like a Flash game where you dress up Jardy or something.

It just struck me that you’ve been around almost exactly since I returned to the VHL! I expected you to be more of a vet . Also: This isn’t quite true, the Cologne Express first ever team first existed around 2011

My favourite podcasters, in no particular order, are: @nurx @thadthrasher @jRuutu @fishy @samx @Phil @Tate @bigAL @dasboot @N0HBDY @Spartan @Minion @BladeMaiden @Probably others that I’ve forgotten I apologize. Let’s do the tourney! Second point, I never actually asked anyone specific to guest, I called for volunteers to step up on a previous podcast, AND YOU WEREN’T ONE OF THEM! Now you’re off galavanting with a different Canadian, for shame!

The whispering made it quiet, perhaps soften or remove the background track next time to make it easier to hear? The scheduling has been janky, we’ve had the displeasure of having to play Ottawa way too often to start. I used to be in the Miami LR, but I drop LRs I’m not directly part of because ain’t nobody got time for that!