Boaty

I love your podcast man like dam I did not know that a vhlm gm job is hard like these guys need more credits

There is allways something in Vancouver the pizza incident and now the snakes Vancouver is the Florida of Canada dont proof me wrong I hope the players are okay love that it is like a news paper that is the feeling how I read that media spot 
 
When you say I would not say I'm afraid of snakes but I don't like them that made me laugh like thinking of a naked man seeing a black snake aahhhh omg love to see That in a movie 
 
I love that you say like it's a other team you going to play against that is like real competition I can't wait that Im maxed moving out of the vhlm to play in the vhle and make and try to make it in he vhl and play against or with you

What a awesome report you did a good job your the best hype of this team it's from your team mate paard let's go Elisa 

I'm with the owner of the franchise that I play with go 21st

Look as a player of the Vhlm organization it's nothing wrong with your media spot that you made but I wanna skate on the ice I really don't care about the salary it is all for fun it is like this if you wanna be a vhlm gm than you can write a application and if you don't want het than don't so why you wanna make a lockout or something it is there choice you left because it's your choice 

Every body in dis leugue do you know paard o yes I know him he is the famous guy that Got banned in the jst tournament. I only see this if people write about me why talking about such of crab like it's not surprising I'm just a good player Im one of the best LW in the vhlm and I'm picked 30 overall in the draft nobody wanted really me because of my ego and free minded thoughts and I proof my self to be the best steal I love your media spot artical you do a great job

Every body in dis leugue do you know paard o yes I know him he is the famous guy that Got banned in the jst tournament. I only see this if people write about me why talking about such of crab like it's not surprising I'm just a good player Im one of the best LW in the vhlm and I'm picked 30 overall in the draft nobody wanted really me because of my ego and free minded thoughts and I proof my self to be the best steal I love your media spot artical you do a great job

Welcome back to a new Power Rankings! This week, our sponsor, Clue Glue, is having a sale for all of their products. Make sure to grab some online or in-stores across the world!
 
In all seriousness, how does each team stack up beginning Week 2? Let's Begin.
 
#1: MIAMI MARAUDERS (18-3-3), 39 PTS
Movement since Last Week: -
 
Miami currently runs the table as far as standings go right now, and they've held the #1 spot in my Power Rankings for the past 2 weeks now. Though they haven't really played any strong teams as of late (besides LVA and MEX), they continue to take the league by storm. The Marauders are currently reliant on Rick Grimes and Daryl Dixon, two players who still appear in the top players in the league as far as points go. Grimes has netted 15 goals and tacked on 25 assists in only 24 games. Dixon has scored 21 times, making him #2 in goals in the M. While we are still early in the season, we'll see if Miami is still the King of the Hill by the time teams catch up in competitiveness.
 
#2: OTTAWA LYNX (17-5-2), 36 PTS
Movement since Last Week: ↑3
 
Ottawa has seemingly hit their stride despite having very few D-men to back them up on the blue line. While they don't have noticeable players at the top of the league leaders, Cash Aleksic currently leads the team in points (11-18-29). While he isn't earning at a necessarily quick pace, he still is producing at a great rate with a team that has numerous forwards. The Lynx are going to be entering their difficult part of their schedule (with a bit of Mississauga dashed in there), so we'll see if Aleksic and Ottawa are the real deal. 
 
#3: LAS VEGAS ACES (15-9-0), 30 PTS
Movement since Last Week: -
 
Vegas stays in the #3 spot for this week. They've had a middle-of-the-road season so far, but as I've stated before, the Aces are a team that will show up later in the season. They've also had a somewhat difficult schedule, continuously playing Miami and Mexico City, sprinkling in San Diego with them. It seems like the easiest part of their schedule will come at the end of the season, playing the current bottom 4 teams in the standings to this point. Antoine Barksdale currently leads the team in scoring, with Wann Kerr trailing behind him. I predict that we'll figure out the true Aces within a couple weeks.
 
#4: HOUSTON BULLS (13-9-2), 28 PTS
Movement since Last Week: ↓1
 
Houston dropped from #2 to #4 this week, due to their team coming back to reality and losing a few games. I thought this team was going to be really good when I saw their record last week. In reality, playing an 0-24 Mississauga team repeatedly means that you're going to have a good start to your season. The Mediocre One and Reno Reinhold currently lead the league in scoring, #1 and #2 respectively. I think we have officially begun to witness the decline of the Bulls, and we can expect them to drop in the standings once they begin their REAL schedule.
 
#5: SASKATOON WILD (15-7-2), 32 PTS
Movement since Last Week: ↑1
 
Saskatoon moves up 1 spot to #5 this week, mainly due to their recent success in their games. While they played the bottom teams for most of them, it seems as if Saskatoon is setting up themselves early to have a good shot at a decent seed come playoff time. Mats Zuccarello currently leads the team in points, and is near the top of the league in points. They are beginning to enter a difficult part of their schedule, and only hold a slight lead in a tight Western Conference race. We'll see how they factor out later on.
 
#6: MEXICO CITY KINGS (8-11-5), 21 PTS
Movement since Last Week: ↓2
 
Mexico City has dropped FAR down the standings as a result of a long streak of games vs Las Vegas, where the Aces won a majority of those. This could be bad news for the Kings, as they are losing to teams who are competing for a top playoff spot. Nikolas Kauppi currently leads the team in points, but nothing can make-up the rocky start they have had. Their schedule will ease up a bit, but it could spell early trouble for the Kings.
 
#7: HALIFAX 21ST (14-9-1), 29 PTS
Movement since Last Week: ↑2
 
Halifax has begun that trend upward, as they find themselves winning more games so far. Similar to Houston, playing Mississauga multiple times and winning doesn't prove too much. Bedirhan Paard currently leads the 21st in points, and is surprisingly high as a first gen who was banned from the JST during the offseason. I expect Halifax to continue this upward trend due to their somewhat easy schedule that lies ahead of them. 
 
#8: PHILADELPHIA REAPERS (11-11-2), 24 PTS
Movement since Last Week: ↓1
 
Philadelphia has been sitting near the bottom of the standings for most of the season, and they haven't really made a splash or noticeable shift in their games. They've played a somewhat easy schedule to begin their year, but their 2nd half schedule will be a nightmare, as they play the top teams in the league for most of their games. Sunglasses Joyo currently leads the team in points. 
 
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#9: SAN DIEGO MARLINS (9-11-4), 22 PTS
Movement since Last Week: ↓1
 
Don't worry, San Diego. I feel like I may be underrating you right now, but you do sit at the bottom of the standings as of right now. Your team is still young, and I think can develop into a middle-of-the-table team by season's end. Not to mention, your schedule will get a lot easier. It's only a matter of time till we see the true Marlins. Vincent Laroche-Gagnier is the team leader in points.
 
#10: MISSISSAUGA HOUNDS (0-24-0), 0 PTS
Movement since Last Week: -
 
I don't want to waste my time with the Hounds. This team stinks. Then again, they only have two players to their name. But if you play them, it's an easy 2 points.
 
Over 1,000 words. Claim for 9/25 and 10/2.

Typs of people in a vhlm Locker room
 
The guy that trys to be a captain
This guy thinks he is the captain but in no time a other guy gets the captain position in the team
 
The guy that is not active aka
welfare guy
This guy is like a guy with a life or he doesn't care
 
The busy guy
This guy is more of a guy that writes one media spot and wait for a other week to start
 
The hype guy
This guy just hype everyone up he is more of a bouncey ball but fun to talk to
 
The sim highlights giver
He just send foto's of the games stars and stats and other things 
 
The grinder and active dude 
This man just grind so much and he just isn't burnt out like omg he is like crazy 
 
Finally the emotional guy
If your team wins he is celebrating like he won the Stanley no matter what happens like he would probably call his mom like I won the Sim mom 
 
Part 2 is going to happen

How you talk about the leugue for the marlins is just fabulous and I love it I can allso say like you got a pretty hard conference to play against and like you talk allso how you talk that you win some and you lose some and than you tell like the bots are going to play less and the humans play more and like how you talk about the strategy is allso good like I good way to say I'm mad ad lossing I wanna see a W so far great writing 

What I can say I love how you write about the game like it gives me the feeling to read more and more and how you describe the plays and the best part is the beginning like how the player was aggressive or that part were you said the goalies performan admirably and how you tell like why there playing good this game it just a fantastic story and your personal prediction you don't spoil your prediction like you said like I know it and I'm not telling you because you Wil see that is what you wrote that is how i see it and I love it heff a nice day

Finally a win for halifax
Halifax won against the hounds and it was a easy win because the hounds use 2 players not even 2 I see one Ben McLaughlin he has one goal one assist okay stats for a losing game the game was self pretty nerfrekking for halifax after losing 5 games so far and now the games plays 
14:56 of 1st period - Goal by TurkeyBig - Mississauga Hounds : 0 - Halifax 21st : 1
You see it in the first period a pretty good offensive play for halifax and in the draft it was only 2 goalies and 1 defense man and other picks offensive players if I'm correctly and you see the put come
Goal by Pasi Anssi - Mississauga Hounds : 0 - Halifax 21st : 2
And here allso a good goal it's a good offensive play for halifax just keeping the pressure good and tight 
Goal by Jeffrey Bezos - Mississauga Hounds : 0 - Halifax 21st : 3
And here like Jeffrey was pretty mad because first shot was really deflected by the goal and his shot with anger just scored and you see from the future Halifax legend and mvp contender just awesome goal scorer in the making
Second period 
Goal by B-MIS D4 - Mississauga Hounds : 1 - Halifax 21st : 3.
It's by a bot made so its not to talk about. Only the defense played bad of Halifax and its a goal that is not fun to see for the team good job hounds
Goal by Babay Shrimp - Mississauga Hounds : 1 - Halifax 21st : 4
Shrimp was probably mad that a bot just scored that is why he wanted to score because you know it's a shame if a bot scores
Goal by Jeffrey Bezos - Mississauga Hounds : 1 - Halifax 21st : 5
A nother goal and he just is on fire Probably Jeff Is just Unstoppable now he got the flow
Third period
So far we see good goals and it's so far good rolling 
Goal by Bedirhan Paard - Mississauga Hounds : 1 - Halifax 21st : 6.
It's a goal by me I'm not going to talk about me because other people can say what about my play I can only say I didn't see it coming because I'm a playmaker

Goal by B-MIS RW1 - Mississauga Hounds : 2 - Halifax 21st : 6.
A goal again by a bot a goal is a goal I guess 
- Goal by Ben McLaughlin - Mississauga Hounds : 3 - Halifax 21st : 6.
A goal by ben its a good offensive player he got a eye for the goal and a fantastic player so far I hope we see his name in the future that was the goals so far 
Now we going to brake down to the score 
Halifax 6
Hounds 3
Dis game was a hard game played many goals 9 goals to see for the fans when the fans need it to leave they did not leave because it was a goal party for Them and it's just a amazing game for both one was the winner and yeah the first win of the season for halifax I hope they going to get more wins with me and its going to be a fun beginning for them
 
Heff a nice day

I love the topics that you writing I love that you talk deeply about players pay and I just see like you talking about that some players in the vhl get payed less than vhlm players and that is un fair Like if i think about the vhl paid I think of 4 million or high as 6 million but that low for a free agent that is like dirt money for that level of a player 
 
You did a good job

You butcher my name so hard if you want to pronounce it good we can vc than you can learn how to pronounce 

You butcher my name so hard if you want to pronounce it good we can vc than you can learn how to pronounce 

I wanna try because I got nothing to do in my life 

I wanna try because I got nothing to do in my life 

OMG second time 
D-Ryuji Sakamoto

I need to sleep now so good night but like if you ping me or something wil reply late

F-Luc Tessier

The draft 3 sep draft time

Bedirhan: I hope I get drafted in the first round. 
The draft guy: I wonder where Bedirhan is going to get drafted he told he can lift 400lbs. And he is 16 I hope he going to be last or something. 
After that sentence Bedirhan was in a great shock he thought he was ruined he was so mad he was in a instant a different person. He knew if he get picked late he going to train his body so hard that he going to become the best. Round 1 was over. Bedirhan: dang it why not me IM GOING TO DESTROY EVERYONE. round 2 was over. Bedirhan Dang it not again start destroying stuff than he heard. Draft guy 2: pick 30 the turkish legend the turkish legend is going to Halifax. Draft guy 5: I think he and that other dude can be a good duo or one of them are going to cry. Bedirhan: yes yes YES and who is going to cry your a cry baby not me I'm a man your a cry baby. 
And bedirhan was happy he picked up his jersey and showed in the Camara with a look on his face you saw on the TV he got ice to melt he had fire in his eyes he was mad he going to predict everyone wrong
The lockeroom 1 day later
Bedirhan whent to his locker and did his jersey on he ask for the jersey number 30 because he wanted to show. That he going to become the best underdog in the hole vhlm draft he going to defeate every one and in training he shows his passing ability that he got and the coach was happy and after a day. The coach talked about how he stole Bedirhan Paard
The telling of this story is more of the future this is more of a article or a newspaper I'm writing this because I wanna tell my story how I saw the draft how I see stuff I think people missed out on me on the draft I was in the begging seen as a fool and I was mad because that is not nice and if you told me in rl you would get your ass kicked by me but I can forgive I allso wanna say I feel like a underdog like rocky balboa shit it's just this be nice and cool and just do your stuff and f that person in the vhl community if he talk bad about you just ignore you know and I write allso because like I can do it my mind set is allso like this just do what you can do if you can say no say no if you can say yes say yes you know you learn a lot if your with grown ups and like the draft was really waiting for was fun and cool I love to watch it and wait and when I was drafted I was springing okay bye folks heff a nice day

OMG second time 
D-Ryuji Sakamoto

The vhlm draft happend and I joined Halifax round 3 or pick 30. And I loved there all ready and I hope I get there a. Good future as Bedirhan Paard I made some goals for me that. I wanna make because I wanna. Be a franchise changer
 
I wanna be a asset. Because I wanna help the team in a way. Because I wanna win trophys and everything for the team. I wanna score goals make assists and. Be just a asset to Halifax and. Many more
 
The other goals are some egotistical goals that are just like this
I wanna make the playoffs
 
I wanna be the best in the team
 
And many more ego goals
 
I'm very excited to play for. Halifax because there my first official joined team I joined the loved marlins mid. Season but that really don't count as my rookie season. And I hope that I can play beter but I think. I play beter for sure I'm 111 tpe so it's probably good with me because Im a good player 90 tpe to go and than move on and help. Halifax with some long time so I can help the team. Big time the team is fun all ready we got Good team mates and big players and many capped players so where a shot in the playoffs and probably. The finals I can allso say Im going to grind even more and. More become a beter player for them. I grind only with media spot so 6 per week and I'm 111 so it's 10 weeks or something to hit the cap so a long. I don't know how long a vhlm season is so I hope more than 10 weeks. At least some more because I wanna hit 200 and hit .The cap and move on in vhle and play there but now more like the team that drafted me Halifax draft talked with me .And wanted me I was like yesss and so it's all ready cool and like the big move .The turkish legend moving to Halifax and play for them become a all time player .There and play there til he is to good and skilled for the team and moving on I can 
.Say more but o my God I just wanna say more it's like this I love to role play. Bedirhan Paard the draft it self was nerv rekking. And seeing the people get drafted and the after me was so fun. I thought like finally no stress and I thought like. My future looks bright already and now. Im thinking becoming the best and beat everyone ass so yeah. Stil the mind goal what I allso wanna say I love the locker room already its just there so cool and fun to talk not. To active because people got lives and work I got only work and school but stil fun I think. I'm going to be stil the locker room motivater. And just say like we going to win bla bla bla but enough
 
So it's all people heff a nice day guys that read it because they got nothing to do

F - Zaza Colors
Here is a other player
@CowboyinAmerica

Thx man I chose Kennedy because he got good safe procentish