Doomsday

We got this.

Donation sent for S41, I'll take the extra doubles week and my $100 donor tag.

How am I scoring goals?

But we gotta tank for McDavid! Shit, wait, wrong team.

Good to see we're still trying for those as opposed to just flagrantly committing penalties the whole time.

If you're gonna do something, do it better (worse?) than the rest!

1. Vikings , Jack Kowalski 1 (Leon Leitner, Tyrone Williams) at 0:45 First VHL goal!

At least you have the latter option.

Kowalski Not Losing Faith STOCKHOLM - On opening night, the Stockholm Vikings kicked off their new franchise right with a big win over the Toronto Legion 2-1 in a shootout. Since then, however, times have been dark for the Vikings, as they have not won a single game since. They have gone 0-22-3 in that time and have a league-low five points. Despite this, they must carry on and continue to work hard to move past this season and perhaps no one has exemplified that better than rookie defenseman and team captain Jack Kowalski. "It sucks, it really does, but we knew coming in that this was going to be a really difficult year," said Kowalski following a 7-0 loss against the Wranglers at Calgary. "But when you have a bright future like this team does, you just have to lower your head and do your best to weather the storm. Reinforcements are on the way, so our biggest goal this year is to grow as players as best we can this year so that we can provide the foundation for what the Stockholm Vikings will become." The Vikings will look to break the streak as they travel to New York to take on the Americans. Jethro Novacek is a contributor to the MSFL Times, a jolly good publication. He enjoys Minute Maid Fruit Punch, Little Caesar's pizza and not being a corporate sellout.

Glad to see you've got a place in your heart for the holiday cheer. Enjoy them, good sir!

Shit, going to be tough to compete with them naughty pictures.

Sam Keeler with a sick goalie sack though.

I look forward to the results of your observations, sir.

Well, at least we won in our first game.

Jesus Christ, he's a goddamned madman!

That's because Festivus is tomorrow, silly!

The only thing I loved more about that game was Byfuglien having karma collect on his bullshit by setting up Scoreacek for the win.

Thank you Based Santa.

ZACK STORTINI GOOOOOOAAAAL!!

Encarnacion beastin'.

Seriously, this.

How bout them Cowboys?

I'm more impressed with the fact that we killed off a 5 on 3 than the fact that this was a game going into the 3rd. Good game Simbas.

So close, if only we had more shooters for the shootout... Good game Locomotives!