Doomsday

HC Davos Dynamo babies are the best babies.

God knows they need all the support they can get, despite the new Carr they got.

Let's finish this off, boys!

Turku was finally stopped... or rather, the hat trick streak was.

OUT OF CONTROL

I'm interested.

Turku Is Out Of Hats TURKU - With a 6-0 victory over the Moscow Red Wolves, the Turku Outlaws are moving on to the VHLM Semi-Finals to take on the Bratislava Watchmen. The team has been flourishing on the ice, and naturally, so has the team's fan store. Winning is always an excellent pitch, but the Outlaws' recent offensive onslaught has kept the fans coming back for more... more hats, that is. In all five games played in the Quarter-Finals, a Turku player scored a hat trick - leading to all Outlaw fans in attendance losing their hats multiple times. Unfortunately, the fan store has been unable to keep up with the astronomical demand for hats and is currently out of stock. "It's odd, you enjoy the business, but you need them to slow down in order to replenish your stock," said Bryce Stanton, a worker at the fan store. "It's unbelievable to imagine that a team can be that fortunate to be scoring so many goals, and naturally the fan store has done well with replacing our fans' headgear. But three hat tricks in three playoff games at home? Nobody left with a hat after those games. If we're lucky, we'll have them back in stock by Game Three of the Semi-Finals." LW Wolfgang Strauss recorded three of the hat tricks, with C A.C. Slater and RW Max MacInnis collecting the other two. The Outlaws travel to Bratislava to face the defending champion Watchmen. Jethro Novacek is a contributor to the MSFL Times, which remains fully inflated. He enjoys groan-worthy puns, impeccable headgear and days that the bank is open a little later.

Spiderman thread.

Shit man, sad to see you go. Definitely one of the best play-by-play guys I've had the pleasure to witness in action. Safe travels and remember, you don't need to have a player to stop by.

Write a poem for you? Sure, I'd be happy to, bro. Oops, ran out of room.

I think our fans didn't have any hats left for this one the way this series was going.

Encarnacion/Kowalski for tag-team title!

Kowalski Survives Rookie Season Kowalski Holding the VHL Participation Medal STOCKHOLM - After a long, long, long season, the Stockholm Vikings finished their inaugural campaign with a 10-53-9 record, good for 29 points and last place in the Victory Hockey League. Although few expected the Vikings to be a force this season, one can never truly be prepared for a season as difficult as one Stockholm endured, especially after having been on a team that won 60 games the previous season. "You can't ever be ready for something like this," said Kowalski following Stockholm's 5-4 shootout loss to the Quebec City Meute to end their season. "We all knew we were in for a tough season, one that would require a lot of growth and development, but you can't possibly be prepared to lose so many games. But on the bright side, we made it through, we've grown as a team and we're in great position to add great new teammates. The worst part is done with, finally." Kowalski finished with two assists, a +1 rating, five hits, blocked four shots and served eight minutes in the penalty box. Jethro Novacek is a contributor to the MSFL Times, the most legendary publication known to man. He enjoys the rugged good looks of Jakub Voracek, the term "waffleboard," and discovering the joys of finding shows on Netflix.

Did this actually happen? Is this real life?

Thanks for all your hard work, buddy. It did not go unappreciated!

You see my friend, I brought more soldiers than you did.

Sacked our goalie! Bastards!

I wouldn't be surprised at all if that is their plan. Emery is signed for this year, Zepp is proving himself both in Lehigh Valley and in the NHL, much cheaper alternative to backup, especially with Emery looking shakier and shakier. This gives Stolarz more game time at Lehigh Valley with Martin Ouellette coming up from Reading to backup (who is looking pretty damn good himself).

Vikings were here!

40 in scoring Scoring goals anyway because why not

YEAH!! And I've got the Flyers! They were good for one game tonight! YEAH!!