Doomsday

You say that as if I'd mind if you suddenly became a goalie.

Abuse the system. Re-roll into a goalie!

I wrote an article that went in depth about Ethan Osborne's career, so I could either expand it further to make it his HOF article or I could send the URL to whoever picks it up to help them out.

Not only are brick and mortar not delicious, they're also not good for your teeth. Not like Stropko will have any left after a couple games against these Vikings anyway.

Get the pole!

DOWN WITH HIGGINPUFFS

Only took Encarnacion eight seconds to get a goalie sack. #WheresThePassProtection #Beast

Based Stolkholm IMO

It's definitely tough to put into words how much this means to me. I never wanted much in the way of individual accolades, it was always about the bigger picture: the success of the HC Davos Dynamo. While my ultimate goal was realized twice through hoisting the Continental Cup, my biggest goal as an individual was finally realized tonight with the retiring of #24. I may never compare with many of the VHL's legends, but I can rest easy knowing that I was able to carve my own path into the league's storied history with the help of some tremendous teammates and friends. With the recent All-Star Game and now the jersey retirement, it might seem as if this is now finally the end. It is not quite yet finished, however. I fully believe that I will be back again one day at the Zurich Center to raise another, perhaps even two additional jerseys into the rafters. Only when my teammates receive their place in this great team's history will the career of Thomas Landry truly be at an end. Now, I must say this one final time... ONWARDS, DAVOS!!

I thought it was Jamie Foxx?

Maybe no one's been telling me?

Fuck yeah!

We signed Cyclops too?! Game over, VHL!

Happy Birthday! Sincerely, AMERICA

I will answer the call of my teammates and do my very best to lead the Vikings to the Continental Cup! It will be a long and difficult journey filled with many bumps and assorted terrors, but our rise, our redemption will be upon the VHL soon enough. MAIM KILL BURN!

Koo koo ka choo!

Line brawl us, though.

Posting to claim my 3 TPE, just in case.

No worries, this is just for shits and giggles anyway. Except the PIMs. Those are always serious.

Hell of a way for us to go, Tordahl!

The Mag works every week. Give us 2 TPE too!

<3

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The Flyers actually won a game. Suck it Vinny.

GG dudebros and lady.