Doomsday

Shit, Landry accomplished this and I didn't even realize it.

New Beginning For Landry TURKU - After a 3 - 1 loss in the North American Conference Finals, Calgary winger Thomas Landry left the ice for the final time as a Victory Hockey League player. However, the newly-retired Landry will not be out of work for long, as the Turku Outlaws of the VHLM announced today that he has been hired as an Assistant General Manager. "It was a big surprise to me," said Landry in an interview con ducted over the telephone. "Davey Jones called me up, which isn't out of the ordinary since we've stayed in touch regularly since he retired last year. Here I thought he was going to ask me how the retired life was treating me and instead he offered me the job. I was blown away, but I wasn't about to turn down that opportunity." Landry is expected to begin scouting VHLM prospects this week for Turku in preparation for the VHLM Dispersal Draft. Additionally, he has confirmed that he will be in New York with Jack Kowalski for the VHL Entry Draft. Jethro Novacek is a contributor for the MSFL Times, which remains the supreme football publication. He enjoys Club crackers, that Nationwide jingle and being done with putting up Christmas decorations.

Landry retired, no more people in Calgary to steal PIMs and hits.

Didn't apply, still made it.

Time to dust off STHS!

Whole lot of nothin' this week. Bring on Wednesday!

Good changes IMO.

This is going to be a fun trade to evaluate down the road.

I'm going to just assume I'm not on the team and request that you kick some commie ass.

We could always just go watch the Royals.

) That's just how awesome Landry was.

So you're retiring in two months?

Never would've figured the Watchmen were homophobes.

I always felt like Schumacher's dominance only happened because there were no more guys like Alain Prost, Aryton Senna or Nigel Mansell to stop him. He dominated a lesser field. I feel like I may have used a picture of Jacques Villeneuve when talking about your player in a media spot before, therefore making me a sage wizard.

I'm sure one of them can easily claim French nationality, hence making it onto Europe.

One last goal in his final appearance. Much thanks to the Calgary Wranglers for bringing me along for the ride this season. Finish the job next season, you boys have some serious heart and it'd be a shame to not see you hoist the cup! Landry out. #Landryship

This seems awfully familiar.

#Landryship

Get your shit together, offense!

Not acceptable, boys. Better bring our A-games from here out!

A portrait of an egg?

I'm now an accessory to the murder of a policeman... damn good party indeed.

#Landryship Good series Quebec City, very evenly matched series. On to New York!

That's right.

It doesn't get any better than this! #Landryship