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Google translate, ferda boys: There once was a boy named Nykvist. He plays hockey very well. He looks to be a crazy good player in the country. He is from Sweden in a small town with a pond for a hockey rink. He has a mom and a dad and they are his parents. He has grandparents too. He likes turkey and ham and sandwich table and animal fur. He is a passionate person about their favorite sport. Once I dipped his head in the toilet and gave him wet hair from the toilet water. Another time when we were in school he threw up in the middle of class and then went home early. He put oil in the teachers coffee in shop class. He likes the smell of goats and onions. Ikea is his favorite place to shop. The flavor of buttermilk is best. I hate writing these articles every week, but it gets me one TPE. This is the most worthless piece I've written in my life. My ass is sweating because it's hot today. Live long in prosper. Have a good day everyone.

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Morgan 4 real

Morgan 2 gud

My PM to sterling... It hasn't been read yet

Player Name: Jake Wylde VHL Team: Helsinki Titans Cash you have: 11M Purchase Name: Two Attribute Points Cost of Purchase: 5M Cash Left: 6M

Ya, that.. Cuz I submitted and I'm the only Titan without it added.

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The Helsinki Titans are proud to announce the captains for the Season 39 year. These three were chosen by the team and management, and we are proud to have them represent the Titans both on and off the ice. Without further ado, here are our captains. Captain: Vojtek Svoboda Assistant Captains: Don Draper and Jackson Miller This was a difficult decision based on the fact that we have a LR full of guys worthy of the "C".

Might be changin my Grimm vote nao..

I always thought Jack Sound was a CPU.. Haven't seen an update in so long.. #pewpewpew #shotsfired

O'Malleys dad is a quadriplegic war veteran, you fucks.

Shoutout Mag was during a period of no PTs during the site move.. That was a bitch to write lol

Jackie boy

Don Draper Helsinki Superfan So, to promote game thread activity, last year I started a Game Thread Activity Tracker. It worked to the point where we had the most active game threads, but it was shitty having to calculate all the posts. Also, it didn't help that we only really had three active players on our team.. Funny enough the player that won the award is Don Draper, who will be entering the league this year. The prizes will be posted below, but one of the kickers was I had to do a 590 about the winner. While mostly this is just for fun, we are also using this Activity Tracker when naming captains. We've drafted a lot of great leaders and great members, so I anticipate this initiative will be very successful in the coming years. Donny Draper though has stood out as one of the brightest first-gen players in a long time. While his TPE goals are very high, I think what sets him apart is that he's quickly making his mark on the forum as a member. I've even heard his name get brought up by some of the longest serving members as a candidate for the BOG. That's pretty impressive for a guy who doesn't have a VHL game to his name yet. This is a guy who is not only going to have a very successful VHL career with this player, but I'm sure many in the future. He's been an amazing LR addition, and will end up being one of those members that players WANT to team with. FIRST PLACE - DON DRAPER 590 write up and signature SECOND PLACE - KIMMO SALO signature [coming] THIRD PLACE - VOJTEK SVOBODA firm handshake from HEL LW1

Great work guys. Love the color change. The blue lighting additions are good too. The blur on the right side works nice too. The left side might have been better with it stayed sharp (but obviously it's personal preference). The text addition is really fuckin cool too.

Oh, and a special congrats to Don Draper for his award for being Helsinki Superfan of the year.. Led the team in game thread posts, wan't even on the team..

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Congrats to all the winners.. Big shoutout to the Helsinki Boys. Seth and Slobo on their ROTY nominations, Slobo on the Grimm nomination, and Maxy on his VHLM awards!

McQueen: No hands - all knees.

so nice

This guy is a phenom..

That's mine tho

Good article here. At the end of the day, earn TPE to have fun, not as a chore. It's all a dice roll at the end of the day, and if you bank your gaming experience on whether or not your player does good, you're more than likely going to be disappointed. But yeah, entertaining 590 perspective.

I voted for the guy not names Ethan.. For Osborne reasons.