A Community VHL Story

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Hey everyone,

 

So basically @16z came up with this in TFC. I'll start off by writing a sentence, and the next person carries it on by adding another sentence. Eventually, we could get a pretty funny little story!

 

First sentence: 

 

it was a beautiful day for a hike in the woods when.....

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...Billy died.

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By getting anally penetrated with a tree stump

Edited March 9, 2021 by RedSus

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Good thing it was a dream because Billy had work in 20 minutes, 

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While driving to work Billy got pulled over by a police officer.

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The police officer did a lot of 

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Anal probing.

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The police officer's name was Berocka. 

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...and he had a side gig as an accountant.

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Eventually, the probing was over and the police officer issued just a verbal warning.

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Later that day, Billy was daydreaming at work. All of a sudden familiar voice interrupted Billy's peaceful moment

 

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He was still thinking of how beautiful that police officer in his dream was, it was now his lifes mission to find that man.

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“Billy, let’s go!” his Ma screamed at him, pulling him out of his cubicle as the rest of the office stared at them. 

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But it wasn't his ma at all!

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It was Kate Mckinnon, who wasnt wearing any pants

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But he was still thinking back to that policeman he didn't notice pantless kate

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Then pantless Kate slapped him

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and invited him to an snl skit about

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Awkward encounters with Australian police officers 

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the special guest was 

Edited March 9, 2021 by GrittyIsKing09

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Gritty, who asked Billy to paint a picture of him dressed as a police officer

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But instead Billy became overcome with a furious rage and he stabbed Gritty in the throat with his pant brush. 

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gritty died.............

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The coroner never had to examine an oversized muppet before he had no idea where to start.

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Dumbstruck the coroner decides this must be some prank so he moves onto the next corpse set to be examined.