Reasons why having Riley Reid do an ad for the VHL is a great idea

[twists 276]

Reasons why having Riley Reid do an ad for the VHL is a great idea

 

1. Riley Reid has an absolute dump truck of an ass

2. we can temporary tattoo the VHL logo on her above stated fat ass

3. Sex sells, everyone does it

4. We can use deepfake technology to put @Victor 's face on the guy in one of her videos, with additional post-editing adding the VHL and VHLM logo on her nipples
5. Seeing Victor bang Riley will literally make everyone in the world want to join the VHL, so you can be just like him

6. This will open up new opportunities across different video sharing sites for us to promote the VHL

7. We can simultaneously live stream our draft lotto on both Twitch and Pornhub

8. Other pornstars will absolutely want the free exposure for doing a VHL ad and we'll be set for life

 

@Moon and @Zetterberg I need you guys to get working on this asap. Just don't tell Spartan.

[Zetterberg 859]

4 minutes ago, twists said:

Reasons why having Riley Reid do an ad for the VHL is a great idea

 

1. Riley Reid has an absolute dump truck of an ass

2. we can temporary tattoo the VHL logo on her above stated fat ass

3. Sex sells, everyone does it

4. We can use deepfake technology to put @Victor 's face on the guy in one of her videos, with additional post-editing adding the VHL and VHLM logo on her nipples
5. Seeing Victor bang Riley will literally make everyone in the world want to join the VHL, so you can be just like him

6. This will open up new opportunities across different video sharing sites for us to promote the VHL

7. We can simultaneously live stream our draft lotto on both Twitch and Pornhub

8. Other pornstars will absolutely want the free exposure for doing a VHL ad and we'll be set for life

 

@Moon and @Zetterberg I need you guys to get working on this asap. Just don't tell Spartan.

Holy shit this is genius!! PornHub users is exactly the demographic we need to get this league going!!

[MexicanCow123 894]

At least if we are getting members from the hub we shouldn't have issues with people being underage! 

[Daniel Janser 1,983]

40 minutes ago, MexicanCow123 said:

At least if we are getting members from the hub we shouldn't have issues with people being underage! 

or lacking the spunk to become HOF-er

[a_Ferk 760]

Who?

[Nykonax 1,550]

1 hour ago, Zetterberg said:

Holy shit this is genius!! PornHub users is exactly the demographic we need to get this league going!!

bobby bumhole my goat

 

also didnt @Matt_Oadvertise in pornhub comments

[Grape 528]

2 hours ago, twists said:

1. Riley Reid has an absolute dump truck of an ass

No she does not
 

 

2 hours ago, twists said:

2. we can temporary tattoo the VHL logo on her above stated fat ass

That space is already taken

 

2 hours ago, twists said:

3. Sex sells, everyone does it

You don't

 

2 hours ago, twists said:

4. We can use deepfake technology to put @Victor 's face on the guy in one of her videos, with additional post-editing adding the VHL and VHLM logo on her nipples

She mainly does blacked are alternatives to that, so the skin tones won't match

 

2 hours ago, twists said:

5. Seeing Victor bang Riley will literally make everyone in the world want to join the VHL, so you can be just like him

Post-nut clarity will negate that

 

2 hours ago, twists said:

6. This will open up new opportunities across different video sharing sites for us to promote the VHL

Porn sites are restricted/banned across multiple states, which would reduce the efficiency of promotion activities

 

2 hours ago, twists said:

7. We can simultaneously live stream our draft lotto on both Twitch and Pornhub

We struggle to get a streamer for regular drafts on a singular platform, so I can't imagine we'd be able to do so on multiple ones

 

2 hours ago, twists said:

8. Other pornstars will absolutely want the free exposure for doing a VHL ad and we'll be set for life

They get enough "exposure" as is. It's kinda part of their job

 

2 hours ago, twists said:

 

@Moon and @Zetterberg I need you guys to get working on this asap. Just don't tell Spartan.

 

@Spartan when are we gonna trade this guy?

[Victor 10,550]

Happy to volunteer even without deepfake

[twists 276]

13 minutes ago, Grape said:

No she does not
 

 

That space is already taken

 

You don't

 

She mainly does blacked are alternatives to that, so the skin tones won't match

 

Post-nut clarity will negate that

 

Porn sites are restricted/banned across multiple states, which would reduce the efficiency of promotion activities

 

We struggle to get a streamer for regular drafts on a singular platform, so I can't imagine we'd be able to do so on multiple ones

 

They get enough "exposure" as is. It's kinda part of their job

 

@Spartan when are we gonna trade this guy?

 

to think I've talked you up in my most recent .com articles smfh

[BOOM 8,425]

I find this highly offensive. Who do I report this to? 

 

I'm here for hockey content, not this filth. 

[BOOM 8,425]

I see this is still here. Hoping that mods remove this, as requested. 

[Spartan 4,002]

6 minutes ago, BOOM said:

I see this is still here. Hoping that mods remove this, as requested. 

Can we see your browser history first

[BOOM 8,425]

3 minutes ago, Spartan said:

Can we see your browser history first

 

[Daniel Janser 1,983]

21 hours ago, BOOM said:

I'm here for hockey content, not this filth. 

What if twists replaces 'ass' with 'boobs'?

[BOOM 8,425]

Disgusting