S94 Team U-S-of FRICKIN-A Roster Announcement

[Spartan 4,593]

 

Now that your engines are started...

 

  THE FINEST HOCKEY PLAYERS THAT BLEED RED, WHITE AND BLUE

 

Presenting the finest American snipers in the world, an elite unit of mass destruction that's here to steal your oil and score some goals:

(all your oil is ours)

 

Daryl Dixon - @Ricer13

Jimi Jaks - @ke1vi

Mac Atlas - @v.2

Logan Ninefingers - @Scurvy

George Richmond - @badcolethetitan

Rip Wheeler - @ScottyP

 

Next up, the crucial reinforcement behind the front lines, missiles locked and ready to drop the pain:

 

Mark Calaway - @Beketov

Jacob Stone - @scoop

Skor McFleury - @Alex

Kronchy Kardashian - @Garsh

 

And finally, THE S94 CONTINENTAL CUP WINNING GOALTENDER TANDEM:

 

Olober Syko - @Spartan

Joseph Reed - @BrutalBoost

 

 

Join the discord server. Consider yourselves drafted.

 

[v.2 1,422]

RAAAAAHHHH

 

our D is so stacked 

[Spartan 4,593]

Just now, v.2 said:

RAAAAAHHHH

 

our D is so stacked 

[Garsh 1,198]

 

USA  USA USA

[Lemorse7 1,031]

WTF IS A KILOMETER 

[Grape 769]

5 hours ago, Spartan said:

Presenting the finest American snipers in the world

[N0HBDY 1,145]

[Beketov 9,146]

[Daniel Janser 2,247]

20 hours ago, Spartan said:

THE FINEST HOCKEY PLAYERS THAT BLEED RED, WHITE AND BLUE

I am no medical professional, but I think you should get that checked, this does not sound healthy

[Victor 11,072]

On 7/23/2024 at 8:41 PM, Spartan said:

And finally, THE S94 CONTINENTAL CUP WINNING GOALTENDER TANDEM:

 

Olober Syko - @Spartan

Joseph Reed - @BrutalBoost

for Moscow though, fucking commies

[Spartan 4,593]

Just now, Victor said:

for Moscow though, fucking commies

We showed Moscow the power of democracy and freedom

[animal74 1,871]

On 7/23/2024 at 1:41 PM, Spartan said:

THE FINEST HOCKEY PLAYERS THAT BLEED RED, WHITE AND BLUE

If you're bleeding that many colors, you'll probably be dead soon...