What’s the Vhl Missing? Someone to Stir the Soup.

[Banackock 8,479]

What’s the Vhl Missing? Someone to Stir the Soup.

 

 

Please don't read this. Theme weeks aren't the greatest and despite receiving way too many fun and creative ideas, we still went with a heavily mid one. Why do old people suck? We will never know (hey, THAT'S ageism. I'm offended!!!). I'm going to try and get this shit out of the way fast so I can go back to recruitment duties preparing for next week. This week, lots of people went with the biggest and baddest on the ice. I had a few ideas of where I could go for this. I was going to write a heartfelt media spot explaining my life over the last year and talk about the hardship/bull shit I've been making it through. A kind of "it's okay to not be okay, and it's also okay to be transparent about it, too" kind of article. However, I went a different route that will be easier to talk about. Moderation is a problem on the Discord server. Politics? Nope. Anything fun? Nope. Why? Because the way society is today, we bubble wrap everyone. If I say the word "jackass" even though it's just a word, someone will get offended by it and report it. Maybe I might say "The Edmonton Oilers suck dick" and all of a sudden they get butthurt over the word dick and they're reporting it.

 

Did you know that the words: Fuck, Bitch, Dick and Pussy are NOT banned on the Discord server but for some weird fucking reason the word "jackass" is? How fucking stupid is that? Ban them all. Ban everything that's bad. Just checked after I wrote this article: Nazi is not banned. Nor is motherfucker, bullshit or bastard.

 

I'm not one to sugarcoat shit, but wow, is the world changing. In some ways, it's honestly for the better. We're becoming kinder, more respectful - even though if you really thought about it with all of these changes - we're really not becoming any of those things. We force our beliefs and opinions on others and they have to abide by them or else my feelings are hurt, you're a JACKASS and a terrible person because you don't accept their views. Now, what's crazy about this is that it's been happening forever with religion and other things etc. I don't believe in god, never will. He's not real. Some glow in the dark figure in the sky somewhere up high didn't create everything. He's not still up there kicking back playing virtual reality earth. He isn't answering you text messages or responding to you on Habbo Hotel under the username "OfficialG.O.D". However, you believe what you believe I believe what I believe. We don't talk about it and move on with our lives. OR, we talk about it and can share one another's perspectives and not get butthurt because we don't align. Unfortunately, society can no longer do that. We need to make sure "everyone is comfortable" and it's honestly getting to the point where the world is going to look like The Hunger Games: Mockingjay shit where everyone is wearing weird clothes, have eggplants for noses, weird hair and I am now actually in fact a Bear now, blah blah. Aliens will finally come down and think Elon Musk and Trump are normal, lol. They will turn around and say fuck that. 

 

Rant over. Society is soft. So is our league. So is most places now. These guys are not though! The VHL needs these members because they added hilarious and endless hours of activity, entertainment and all of that.

 

1. @Bushito Is he still around? Not the league, but life or other leagues? Fearless GM. Never backed down from anyone. Was a bit of a dumbass in trade negotiations. He kind of reminds me of Trump. Not super smart, really fucking old and tried to bully his way around in trade talks. He once planned a UFC style fight somewhere in the NorthWest Territories. However, loyal GM. Good member. Added lots to the league and it's activity.

 

2. @BluObieZ Most probably hated him. He was a fake wannabe boat yacht director guy that constantly told people his life was better and they could kiss his ass. He was a self proclaimed VHL royal  that was constantly stirring the pot. There was never a moment where he was posting and causing hell, where the rest of the league wasn't though. Was going to kick bushitos ass in the UFC fight but they both bailed out.

 

3. @boubabi It's a genuine ask, but why do members like this (they're gone now but did it forever), @sterling etc stick around but not recreate? Seems like the creepy start of a "young members go missing from internet hockey league" Netflix doc. You don't play the game or take part in anything, so what is it that you're actually doing here...? Boubabi spazzed out harder than ever if his players didn't win awards or get the best of the best. It was funny. It happens all the time, but this was a "freeze everything" royal rumble lol. Also French I think, so it was even more funny.

 

4. @Walter Fizz This little guy was constantly getting in trouble with what he was saying or doing. Just liked to toe the line and cause hell. However, similar to Robbie, he was an amazing teammate and locker room member honestly. I had both. Both nice people behind closed doors.

 

5. @Hogan is a trouble maker and a little smart ass. Some people claim they avoid general chat because of them and I'd kindly remind those people it's for fun, he's playing and joking and to not be so soft. Jesus. Like if this small shit bugs you, how the hell will you ever put yourself through what's required to find big success in life? I laugh so much at the shit hogan says. He's hilarious and again, behind closed doors, one of the most helpful/best people. He's honestly one of my favourites and I talk highly of them. 

 

6. @Dil Dil is a dick. I know I said I wouldn't sugarcoat things, but I guess I did here, lol. He's a masterbaiter. He gets me all the time because he knows I'm passionate about the VHL and my roles. Calls me out on recruitment so much that I said "fuck this and quit" because of him being a dick. I don't need to put up with that bull shit. Someone else do the job. HOWEVER, he's done a lot for the league. When they want to, they can be one of the best members. He too can be hilarious and they just add a lot to the league. I wish they wouldn't be such a true asshole at times, but they're good for the league and I hope the moderation team will one day find it in their hearts to put down the 12 year old "dinosaur" nuggets, grow some skin and let back an active member. 

 

7. @Grape is a VHLM and somehow also still finds time to bait people around the league and stir the pot. Do you find them annoying? Maybe. Last night he pinged a moderator to stir some fun and see what he could get me into. Turns out, a bit lol. If you're on the receiving ended, it can suck, but they're active. Any thread they're in they're causing posts like mad and some good little laughs too. Are they actually a piece of shit? No. I doubt it anyway. I bet if I reached out to them privately, they're cool as all hell. I've had fun chats with them throughout most channels and they add a lot to the league. 

 

8. @rory was proofreading and figured you deserve a spot here. Basically the same as the above. Good person. Addsa. lot to the league and is incredible helpful. Can make troll like comments where you second guess if the mfer is joking or being for real. 

 

Without these players and members, the league would be black and white. It would be so boring. We already walk on eggshells and it's good to see we got some loyal servants bringing in cheap eggs to this place because with what Trump's doing, y'all better get that military grade powder food. You idiots elected one of the most stupid people possible... FOR A SECOND TIME.. and you wonder why 75% of the world hates your shitty country.  I can say this here apparently but not on the Discord where no one talks and there's 5 messages a day on average lately (which are all done by the same people day after day). These members and rivalries are awesome. Seattle and Chicago hated one another in the S70's and maybe 80's Jeff thought I was an asshole, and I thought he was an asshole. The teams hated one another and it wasn't a secret. It made things fun. More important. There was blood. Probably helped Seattle always whooped his and their asses, but hey.  

 

 

1,262 words, 2 weeks claim, theme week and probably some hurt feelings or perceptions about me. What's awesome is that only we see ourselves for who we are. You can have 100 people in your life and they all know or see you a little different than the rest. Have an amazing weekend, VHL. Let's keep working at growing this place and making it better  

[badcolethetitan 1,016]

We can stir the pot @Banackock

 

We need more content!

[BOOM 9,077]

He's right you know.

 

[Dil 1,766]

12 hours ago, Banackock said:

Dil is a dick. I know I said I wouldn't sugarcoat things, but I guess I did here, lol. He's a masterbaiter. He gets me all the time because he knows I'm passionate about the VHL and my roles. Calls me out on recruitment so much that I said "fuck this and quit" because of him being a dick. I don't need to put up with that bull shit. Someone else do the job. HOWEVER, he's done a lot for the league. When they want to, they can be one of the best members. He too can be hilarious and they just add a lot to the league. I wish they wouldn't be such a true asshole at times, but they're good for the league and I hope the moderation team will one day find it in their hearts to put down the 12 year old "dinosaur" nuggets, grow some skin and let back an active member. 

this dil dick is always available for you big boy

[Dil 1,766]

12 hours ago, Banackock said:

but they're good for the league and I hope the moderation team will one day find it in their hearts to put down the 12 year old "dinosaur" nuggets, grow some skin and let back an active member. 

@samx @Baozi if my mortal enemy can forgive me, so can you

[Grape 872]

Don't fucking ping me again

[Banackock 8,479]

Sorry @Grape