Spangle 49 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I was referring to my post. There was an easy gay joke in there. I wrote it all up, but it's incredibly specific and explicit, and we're advertising on Reddit now so you never know. I'll PM it to you and Kyle, and anyone else who's interested. ~1500 words. Contains 10/10 level of #HumbleBrag. I may be late, but I need to hear about this handjob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted March 9, 2014 Author Share Posted March 9, 2014 It's never too late for stories about handjobs! Currently buzzed and feeling betrayed by one of my best friends. What a great night see you guys soon choo choo motherfluffers What did that motherfucker do!? Can we kick his ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachReilly 688 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Yesterday 10:30 AM - 12:00 PM Brunch 2 strong mojitos > 2 Coronas 12:30 - 3:30 PM Bowling Alley #1 for Billiards and about 6 more beers, alternating between Gumball Head, Allagash White 4:00 - 5:00 PM Bar with ski ball, batting cages, bubble hockey, pop-a-shot, etc. and 3 more tall boy Bud Lights 5:30 PM Bowling Alley #2 for bowling and 3-4 more beers 10:30 PM Laser Tag and Whirley ball (think bumper cars/lacrosse) and 3-4 more beers Today Couch and I became intimate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AwfulHomesick 148 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 What did that motherfucker do!? Can we kick his ass? Made a move on a girl he knew I've had a thing for for the longest time. I told him off afterwards. Never felt better to scream in someone's face like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo 760 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Made a move on a girl he knew I've had a thing for for the longest time. I told him off afterwards. Never felt better to scream in someone's face like that. Throwin' a punch here, throwin' a punch there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_ace 3,106 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Yesterday 10:30 AM - 12:00 PM Brunch 2 strong mojitos > 2 Coronas 12:30 - 3:30 PM Bowling Alley #1 for Billiards and about 6 more beers, alternating between Gumball Head, Allagash White 4:00 - 5:00 PM Bar with ski ball, batting cages, bubble hockey, pop-a-shot, etc. and 3 more tall boy Bud Lights 5:30 PM Bowling Alley #2 for bowling and 3-4 more beers 10:30 PM Laser Tag and Whirley ball (think bumper cars/lacrosse) and 3-4 more beers Today Couch and I became intimate Did you get the couch's number, or is it more of a one night stand type of thing JardyB10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 Oh do I have a treat for you guys.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarch 2,943 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Does it involve Hollywoods.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted March 16, 2014 Author Share Posted March 16, 2014 PLAYIN 7-11 DOUBS ALL DAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight 1,219 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 WAS THAT YOU? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted March 26, 2014 Author Share Posted March 26, 2014 Of course. Dancing that hard sobered me up a decent deal though . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted March 29, 2014 Author Share Posted March 29, 2014 My student group is the tits. Curling bonspiel with three kegs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted March 29, 2014 Author Share Posted March 29, 2014 I love bad bitches that's my fuckin problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted March 29, 2014 Author Share Posted March 29, 2014 Attaches pictures of girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler 881 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 James Ready is a good man all in all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight 1,219 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Of course. Dancing that hard sobered me up a decent deal though . Can you do that dance for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted April 2, 2014 Author Share Posted April 2, 2014 Yeah just come visit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight 1,219 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Yeah just come visit! Want to visit me instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted April 4, 2014 Author Share Posted April 4, 2014 One day. By the way, did one of your relatives who shares your last name move to Saskatchewan recently? Because I all the sudden remember overhearing someone saying something about a Knight who moved from Toronto... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight 1,219 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 No one in their right mind would move there and I'm lucky enough to have a normal family so.....no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 fuckin eh, feelin pretty buzzed, just took first place at a volleyball tourney. went out bought some booze and bout to go party at my firends birthday party.celllll-e-bration time cmon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Tortorella 2,653 Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Not drunk but I got a bottle of bourbon for the first time this week and this stuff is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AwfulHomesick 148 Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Pretty drunk and. I realized I hate big group parties. I can't talk to anyone and I get stressed out. Fuck man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted April 6, 2014 Author Share Posted April 6, 2014 I can't stand going to bars anymore for the same reason. For parties though I feel like that depends on a few factors, mainly mood and who you all know there. Last night I threw a keg party and it was a blast. I obviously knew and was friends with everyone there, and it was an event I was planning and excited for all semester pretty much. Two days earlier on the other hand, my brother had a bunch of people over for his birthday. I got home from errands around 10 and was dying of exhaustion. I knew pretty much everyone there, but they weren't my close friends or anything. My brother invited over this girl he's seeing, and she brought a friend that I immediately knew I was supposed to wing. She was decent enough looking, but I was so tired and overwhelmed that I just had nothing to say to anyone, so I almost felt bad because my brother didn't get laid as a result. Everyone was drunk and loud, and I was sober and tired. It sucked. A few weeks before that, I went to a friend's kegger for a beer pong tournament. I didn't know really anyone there, and it was a bigger crowd than I'm generally comfortable in, but I still had a lot of fun because I was just in a mood to party and socialize. In sum, house parties are the tits. You just need to plan it properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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