Ferda 6 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 1. Howmany losses do you think we will have at the end of the season? 0 - Oh wait... Welp we already lost 2. The Chiefs won the superbowl, howmuch do you care? what is the superb owl 3. What do you think the key to Ottawas success is? me big, me chungus 4. How do you feel about the recent trade we made? shouldve liquidated him for picks so they can pay my ass more 5. Are you hyped for WJC, maybe you're in it? me make nation proud zug zug 6. A fight breaks out on the ice, who do you want by your side? i want both goalies by my ass so we can start a line brawl baby Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-711891 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpskii 8 Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 On 2/3/2020 at 5:19 PM, HulkHogan said: 1. Howmany losses do you think we will have at the end of the season? 2. The Chiefs won the superbowl, howmuch do you care? 3. What do you think the key to Ottawas success is? 4. How do you feel about the recent trade we made? 5. Are you hyped for WJC, maybe you're in it? 6. A fight breaks out on the ice, who do you want by your side? 1. Hmm, I think with how we are looking right now, max 10 losses by the end of the season. 2. I thought seeing the young Mahommes get his first ring was great, excited to see how many more he can get! 3. We definitely score more goals than the opposing teams most game and that is a huge key! 4. Well as I was part of it, it is kinda nice going from a lower team to one of the top teams. As for the change of scenery its sad to leave those guys but I am excited to get started up here. 5. You know its always great watching the young guys playing against each other, whether I am in it or not.. I will 100% be keeping an eye on it! 6. Probably Jim Bob.. That guy throws around a lot of big hits... Its scary being on the opposing team with him on the ice! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-712287 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weretarantula 5 Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 1. Howmany losses do you think we will have at the end of the season? 52. The Chiefs won the superbowl, howmuch do you care? I don't care3. What do you think the key to Ottawas success is? OUR STRONG AF D BRAH4. How do you feel about the recent trade we made? I think it's grand5. Are you hyped for WJC, maybe you're in it? Press X to Doubt 6. A fight breaks out on the ice, who do you want by your side? BIG MUDDAFUGGIN CHUNGUS BBY Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-712525 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesfan55 103 Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 1. How hyped are you for WJC, if you weren't chosen this year do you think you could be next time? very even though i am playing for team asia despite being european2. What's your favourite movie? endgame was sick3. What's your favourite book? the book where it instructs you to spell favorite f-a-v-o-r-i-t-e4. How are you liking the league, you've all been around to experience enough of it. good5. Do you prefer the forums or discord? discord6. What is/was your favourite subject in school history, as im in apush Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-713158 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,741 Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 2 hours ago, HulkHogan said: 1. How hyped are you for WJC, if you weren't chosen this year do you think you could be next time? 2. What's your favourite movie? 3. What's your favourite book? 4. How are you liking the league, you've all been around to experience enough of it. 5. Do you prefer the forums or discord? 6. What is/was your favourite subject in school? 1. I am so stoked to be headed to play in this tourney. I will suit up for Team World 2. Se7en is one of my favourites because the plot is so damn good 3. Favourite book is probably Killing Yourself to Live by Chuck Klosterman 4. Well I've been around since the start so I feel old but experienced. 5. I prefer the discord for discussions that's for sure. I didn't always feel that way. 6. P.E. because I got to run around and do shit instead of being caged up in a classroom Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-713195 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferda 6 Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 1. How hyped are you for WJC, if you weren't chosen this year do you think you could be next time? Big Chungus goes where he pleases 2. What's your favourite movie? Blacked 3. What's your favourite book? I don't know how to read 4. How are you liking the league, you've all been around to experience enough of it. Not enough vulgarity 5. Do you prefer the forums or discord? Discord 6. What is/was your favourite subject in school? Sex ed. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-713475 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jRuutu 2,475 Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 1. How hyped are you for WJC, if you weren't chosen this year do you think you could be next time? I´m excited, playing for Team Europe and the roster looks really solid - potential to go all the way is there, so hopefully I´ll get to help the team out! 2. What's your favourite movie? Not much of a movie person, Training Day maybe? 3. What's your favourite book? I don´t have one, last book I read was around year 2006, been trying to get into reading, but that project is in the early stages still. 4. How are you liking the league, you've all been around to experience enough of it. Cool place, cool people, cool fun - I like it. 5. Do you prefer the forums or discord? Forums, much easier to come back later and join into the chat. 6. What is/was your favourite subject in school? PE perhaps, hockey was always fun. Real madness when there were like 20 people on the ice at the same time. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-713482 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weretarantula 5 Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 1. How hyped are you for WJC, if you weren't chosen this year do you think you could be next time? I am not phased 2. What's your favourite movie? Saw 1/2/3/4/5/6 3. What's your favourite book? Don't really have one so I'll go with most recent: Thrawn by Timothy Zahn 4. How are you liking the league, you've all been around to experience enough of it. It is a league 5. Do you prefer the forums or discord? Discord 6. What is/was your favourite subject in school? Home Economics Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-714564 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpskii 8 Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 On 2/10/2020 at 2:31 PM, HulkHogan said: 1. How hyped are you for WJC, if you weren't chosen this year do you think you could be next time? 2. What's your favourite movie? 3. What's your favourite book? 4. How are you liking the league, you've all been around to experience enough of it. 5. Do you prefer the forums or discord? 6. What is/was your favourite subject in school? 1. I am very excited to of been chosen to play this year! Can't wait to continue it! 2. For some reason 8 Mile is always a movie I can watch over and over, just such a great movie! 3. I do not read that much so I don't really have a favourite book :0 4. Very fun! I enjoy being here and I am glad I came! 5. I think the discord is more social.. It is easier to communicate with others as well! 6. Math was probably one of my top subjects while going through school! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-714688 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zyrok 173 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 On 2/10/2020 at 7:31 PM, HulkHogan said: 1. How hyped are you for WJC, if you weren't chosen this year do you think you could be next time? 2. What's your favourite movie? 3. What's your favourite book? 4. How are you liking the league, you've all been around to experience enough of it. 5. Do you prefer the forums or discord? 6. What is/was your favourite subject in school? 1. I hope so, I want to get a championship with my country 2. Avengers End Game 3. The Name of the Wind 4. I'm liking it a lot, I think I've become very commited 5. Depends, I like a lot the Forum and depends on which LR you are in Discord 6. Maths/Science Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-715071 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesfan55 103 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 1. Who's your take for the VHLM cup? us2. Same thing for the VHL Cup? riga3. Who's gonna win the stanley cup? blues4. Which NHL team is your least favourite. blackhawks5. If you could change one thing about the site, what would it be? make it more fun 6. Would you rather win the lottery of find true love true love Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-715337 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferda 6 Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 1. Who's your take for the VHLM cup? Definitely not Ottawa 2. Same thing for the VHL Cup? Who cares, it's not my team 3. Who's gonna win the stanley cup? Detroit Red Wings 4. Which NHL team is your least favourite. The B's 5. If you could change one thing about the site, what would it be? Dark mode > Default 6. Would you rather win the lottery or find true love Lotto cause im a materialistic fuck Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-715572 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jRuutu 2,475 Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 1. Who's your take for the VHLM cup? Ottawa of course! But will be a tight battle, game seven victory is what I see. 2. Same thing for the VHL Cup? I´ll say Vancouver, they have allowed the least goals and have solid goaltending on top of that, liking their odds for playoffs because of that. 3. Who's gonna win the stanley cup? Tampa, it´s going to be their year. Offense is just too good and they have learned from last year. 4. Which NHL team is your least favourite. Dallas or Florida, both for their Finnish players. Like Barkov and Heiskanen, great players. 5. If you could change one thing about the site, what would it be? Maybe add the weekly fantasy things to portal somehow and have payout added in automatically, that would be cool. 6. Would you rather win the lottery of find true love True love, having a lot of money is nice, but I imagine it´s harder to find true love if you have a lot of money. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-715596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PadStack 48 Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 1. Who's your take for the VHLM cup? Ottawa, clearly. 2. Same thing for the VHL Cup? Hmmm.. Seattle? 3. Who's gonna win the stanley cup? Columbus is going to shock the world. 4. Which NHL team is your least favourite. Edmomton 5. If you could change one thing about the site, what would it be? Add in direct links or less buried links for important information 6. Would you rather win the lottery of find true love True love Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-716060 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,741 Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 On 2/17/2020 at 11:39 AM, HulkHogan said: 1. Who's your take for the VHLM cup? 2. Same thing for the VHL Cup? 3. Who's gonna win the stanley cup? 4. Which NHL team is your least favourite. 5. If you could change one thing about the site, what would it be? 6. Would you rather win the lottery of find true love 1. Ottawa obviously because I am on their super squad! 2. I would say Seattle? But then again I haven't been following along like I used to when I was around. 3. The Capitals look pretty poised for another cup but I also think it could be the Lightning. 4. Either Toronto or Boston. 5. I would change some of the aesthetic look to the homepage. 6. Win the lottery because true love is overrated, but normal love is not. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-716109 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weretarantula 5 Posted February 22, 2020 Share Posted February 22, 2020 1. Who's your take for the VHLM cup? The Lynx Clearly2. Same thing for the VHL Cup? That team that is good, the European one3. Who's gonna win the stanley cup? Ottawa Senators4. Which NHL team is your least favourite. Toronto Maple Leafs5. If you could change one thing about the site, what would it be? It should update me without me having to do anything6. Would you rather win the lottery of find true love Win the lottery sex is for losers Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-716503 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferda 6 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 1. Picture this, GM Acyd Burn has been arrested! What did he do? It's illegal to be nice to others 2. Are you a cat or a dog person? Catdog 3. Would you rather be a cat or a dog? Dogcat 4. Is it easy to tell I've been running out of questions the past 3 seasons? Yeah, kinda gay tbh. pre cute tho 5. Ninjas, cowboys or pirates, who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris 6. If you could rename your player what would you change? Nothing Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-717193 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jRuutu 2,475 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 1. Picture this, GM Acyd Burn has been arrested! What did he do? He did the pizza dare, or tried to, but pizza delivery person was not happy to see Acyd naked at the door and called the cops. 2. Are you a cat or a dog person? Dog purely because the family always had dogs. I don´t have a pet now that I live on my own , could get a cat or dog at some point. 3. Would you rather be a cat or a dog? Cat, I could just take it easy and people would bring food in front of me. 4. Is it easy to tell I've been running out of questions the past 3 seasons? No, the off topic questions are the best questions! 5. Ninjas, cowboys or pirates, who would win in a fight? Ninjas easily, fast and will cut you up. Cowboys are strong, so need to keep your distance. Pirates are drunk and slow. 6. If you could rename your player what would you change? Right now nothing, but maybe later I could add a real surname. Jim-Bob something. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-717243 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,741 Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 On 2/24/2020 at 5:39 PM, HulkHogan said: 1. Picture this, GM Acyd Burn has been arrested! What did he do? 2. Are you a cat or a dog person? 3. Would you rather be a cat or a dog? 4. Is it easy to tell I've been running out of questions the past 3 seasons? 5. Ninjas, cowboys or pirates, who would win in a fight? 6. If you could rename your player what would you change? 1. Fell in love with Dil and played him on all four lines 2. Im more of a dog person but Im warming up to cats 3. I would rather be a dog because more than not they get to go outside 4. Yes it has been but I don't actually mind that much haha 5. Tough one but probably cowboys because they use guns primarily and the other two use weapons that require closer range. 6. I would rename him Damon Fuentes probably Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-717871 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weretarantula 5 Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 1. Picture this, GM Acyd Burn has been arrested! What did he do? Shot a hefty load in the middle of a busy crosswalk 2. Are you a cat or a dog person? why not both 3. Would you rather be a cat or a dog? why not both, there was a documentary on this called Catdog 4. Is it easy to tell I've been running out of questions the past 3 seasons? 5% certain 5. Ninjas, cowboys or pirates, who would win in a fight? Chaos Space Marines 6. If you could rename your player what would you change? Fuck no Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-718220 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dil 1,763 Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 On 2/27/2020 at 2:34 PM, Kendrick said: On 2/24/2020 at 5:39 PM, HulkHogan said: 1. Fell in love with Dil and played him on all four lines @Acydburn Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-718301 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PadStack 48 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 1. Picture this, GM Acyd Burn has been arrested! What did he do? Attempted murder on his players 2. Are you a cat or a dog person? Dog 3. Would you rather be a cat or a dog? Dog 4. Is it easy to tell I've been running out of questions the past 3 seasons? Dog. 5. Ninjas, cowboys or pirates, who would win in a fight? Ninjas if they had the advantage. Cowboys with a big mini gun otherwise 6. If you could rename your player what would you change? More umlouts (spelling?) Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-718540 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PadStack 48 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 1. We're going to the second round!!! How many games do you think we'll play? I think the second round will go the distance, all 7. 2. How often do you brush your teeth? (Answer better be twice daily or you're getting benched brother) 0,i chew tree bark instead. I like the taste. 3. Whats the best flavor in the world? Depends on what you're consuming, but vanilla? 4. If you could change one thing in your players build what would it be? Better shooter. I haven't scored even one time yet. 5. How do the Lynx celebrate after a win? Get creative. We rip up the town, you know the street with the bars? The big parties we go to Montreal to throw down. 6. Would you rather play with a Gretzky style aluminum stick or a wooden stick? Wood. I like the feel, and it has the bonus possibility of giving people splinters if I hit them hard enough. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-718739 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferda 6 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 1. We're going to the second round!!! How many games do you think we'll play? we already won 2. How often do you brush your teeth? (Answer better be twice daily or you're getting benched brother) never 3. Whats the best flavor in the world? the smell of my unbrushed teeth 4. If you could change one thing in your players build what would it be? dick size = 99 5. How do the Lynx celebrate after a win? Get creative. we pick the dead skin off of each other's sweaty backs right after the game 6. Would you rather play with a Gretzky style aluminum stick or a wooden stick? wood = my dick, so a wooden stick Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-718791 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jRuutu 2,475 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 1. We're going to the second round!!! How many games do you think we'll play? I´ll say six or seven, San Diego is a good team and we are a good team, so expecting a close and long series. We will win of course at the end. 2. How often do you brush your teeth? (Answer better be twice daily or you're getting benched brother) Two times per day, but it´s not helping too much anymore - I have bad legos. 3. Whats the best flavor in the world? Vanilla! Cant go wrong with that. 4. If you could change one thing in your players build what would it be? Maybe add bit more strength, could help out in some situations and would only make my player that much more annoying to play against. 5. How do the Lynx celebrate after a win? Get creative. Go into a local massage parlour and let the people there twist and turn our bodies, fun and also helps in getting ready for the next game. 6. Would you rather play with a Gretzky style aluminum stick or a wooden stick? Aluminum, I need all the help I can get when it comes down to shooting. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/48413-ottawa-lynx-press-conference/page/12/#findComment-718903 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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