JardyB10 4,834 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Hey faggots and faggotettes. My roommates are leaving to Minot on Thursday for a weekend of shopping and fucking 701 and whatever else, and thus I'll have my house all to myself. A full weekend of walking around dick out, watching porn on full volume, the works. It will be glorious. As such, I have decided to do a podcast, which will be my first PT in an embarrassingly long time. I'll likely write down a sort of script of all my treasured memories of the VHL. From when I began til now, and everything in between. So yeah, it will pretty much be just me talking about me, your inaugural Member Madness Champion. But I think it will be a fun listen, all the same, whether you're an old balls like me, or a n00b like Draper, or Samurai. Alfie will definitely enjoy it, anyway. Anywho, if you people would like, I could also answer questions. Preferably about things about the past. If you ask me something like, "Who do you think will make it to the S38 Finals?" I'll probably ignore it. If you ask me something like, "What colour pants are you wearing?" I may or may not answer it, depending on how much I enjoy the question. I'll likely record it Saturday afternoon. I may or may not invite guests after the main segment, if anyone's interested. I know Jericho is. Anyway, have at thee! Will 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,617 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Don't be whippin' that thing out, you'll knock over lamps and stuff with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted April 10, 2014 Author Share Posted April 10, 2014 I now want to make a vidcast of me knocking shit over with my erect penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,617 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Can you take the tractor out for a spin though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,604 Posted April 10, 2014 Senior Admin Share Posted April 10, 2014 (edited) Wow free publicity guess i HAVE to listen now EDIT: I decided i do have a question, who is your favourite n00b of them all Edited April 10, 2014 by Draper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molholt 2,183 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 One member you wish was back that is now gone, one member you wish would gtfo that Is still here. And does Jarkko have a chance for true love with Naomi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 (edited) Worst top player off all time? Worst member on the site currently? Best draft class of all time? What did you think of me before a teammate of mine? And after being one? Plzzz plzz explain the coat rack girl on the podcast and have you talked to here since the party? Best team you have been apart of of? Edited April 10, 2014 by MÉTIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarch 2,948 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 (edited) What do you see as the biggest move/change/implant in the history of the vhl? Excluding expansion Expansion, where would you place the teams now if you had the option? Edited April 10, 2014 by Smarch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 (edited) Can we still stay in contact after I retire and leave? Do you like Teddy Grahams? How much blow could a Connor Low blow, if a Connor Low could blow, blow? Is XXX actually Vin Diesel? How far of you from Mike Green's hometown? Want to go to Napa Valley? Favorite flavour of Dentine Ice? If you had to choose between chopping your balls off or putting your face between a Sumo wrestlers butt checks for your entire life, what would you choose? If given two bullets in a gun in a room full of DaTrifecta, Robbie and A blend of both, who would you off? Do you know Benoit Dusablon? If not, why? Alex Kachur is talking to me in chat right now, should I send him a dick pic? If Jamie, Meg and Janelle Henley were in the same room, who would win in a mud wrestling competition? Christopher Millers weight was attacked this week in a thread, what is your favourite brand of motorhome? If life gave you lemons, would you ask who the fuck Life is exactly, or would you make a vodka lemonade? If you have no Andrew Luck and have to turn a new Ryan Leaf, will you be blown away in the Drew Brees? If I gave you a quarter every time you masturbated, could we take a trip to Ibiza? Do you know Mike Szatkowski's middle name? If not, would you like too? What's your favourite moment of the 1976 NHL playoffs? Is Smarch full of Starch or do you think he a fruit? If I arrested you, would you pop a stiffy? Edited April 10, 2014 by Kendrick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,426 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Can you please do another drivecast and hit a skunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hybrid1486 577 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 (edited) Have you yet heard a voice better than mine? Do you think Flutegirl ever found that special someone? Is Viet Trieu still out there, fighting zombies in the old Calgary locker room? Edited April 10, 2014 by Hybrid1486 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 If you could go clubbing with ANY 7 members of the VHL in vegas who would they be and what type of drunk are they? Easy answer: Anderson, Robbie, Meg, Viet, Fresco, Julien and Baretta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AwfulHomesick 148 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Favorite topping on pizza? What does Jardy mean? How many venereal diseases does Naomi Young have? Am I your favorite noob? Any pets? If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sterling 1,990 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 why you suck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,426 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 If he answers all these questions, the Pajodcast won't be the longest listen anymore. Good luck Jardy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,550 Posted April 11, 2014 Admin Share Posted April 11, 2014 Who do you think will make the S58 finals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_ace 3,106 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Am I still your favorite? Who was the best draft pick to go after a Pass? Does Marcellin ever get into the HOF? If not, do I ever create a HOF-worthy player, or am I stuck pushing for Builder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachReilly 688 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Top 5 VHL members to drink a beer with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molholt 2,183 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Top 5 VHL members to pour a beer on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8Ovechkin8 262 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 top five members to lick beer off of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,604 Posted April 11, 2014 Senior Admin Share Posted April 11, 2014 top five members to get licked by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sterling 1,990 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Why dont you ever come to regina and have a beer with me you faggit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero 114 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Top 5 top 5 lists in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero 114 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Also I'll be a guest if I'm around you fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted April 13, 2014 Author Share Posted April 13, 2014 I'm done the scripted portion of my podcast, am just on commercial break now. If someone wants to join me, we can arrange that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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