mediocrepony 1,216 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 (edited) I don't know if this has been done before, bu I'm going to do it anyways. Here if you want you can put up jokes or one- liners, and use reactions on them. A haha is worth 3 points, a like is worth 1 point and a sleepy emoji (not sure what it's called) is worth none. If you win, you get... PRIDE!!! And nothing else!!! Except maybe bragging rights!!! Edited June 1, 2020 by GrittyIsKing09 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaviss 4,957 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Spoiler In case he got a hole in one! Da Trifecta, Spartan, eaglesfan036 and 1 other 1 2 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749008 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,603 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Did you hear about the two tv antennas that got married? I heard the reception was great! Da_Berr, Da Trifecta, Beaviss and 1 other 1 2 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749013 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocrepony 1,216 Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 A man walks into a bar. Spoiler Ouch. eaglesfan036 and Patrik Tallinder 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749017 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,603 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead Da Trifecta, mediocrepony, Rayzor_7 and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749018 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocrepony 1,216 Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of numbers? Spoiler He would stop at nothing to avoid them. eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749019 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,603 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 I used to be a banker but then I lost interest jhatty8, Spartan and mediocrepony 1 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749020 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,603 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Dil Dil, Rayzor_7, gorlab and 4 others 4 2 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749022 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocrepony 1,216 Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 life currently Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749032 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocrepony 1,216 Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 @ContinentalCup036 taking the lead by storm Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749038 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustav 6,407 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Doomsday, Spartan, Rayzor_7 and 3 others 4 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749039 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaviss 4,957 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, GustavMattias said: Da Trifecta 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749044 Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 This thread is dangerous in this PC world Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749048 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocrepony 1,216 Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, boubabi said: This thread is dangerous in this PC world Why? Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749049 Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 6 minutes ago, GrittyIsKing09 said: Why? Because jokes are offensive mediocrepony and Fire Tortorella 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749053 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,899 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 12 minutes ago, Beaviss said: eaglesfan036 and gorlab 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749054 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,603 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 (edited) @Da Trifecta's player lasting an entire career Edited June 1, 2020 by ContinentalCup036 jhatty8 and Da Trifecta 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749056 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocrepony 1,216 Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 17 minutes ago, boubabi said: Because jokes are offensive Someone's not gonna win any Joke awards. eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749066 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Tortorella 2,653 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Vasteras Da Trifecta, mediocrepony and eaglesfan036 2 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749071 Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 14 minutes ago, flyersfan1453 said: Vasteras Flyers goaltenders in the 2000s and 2010s mediocrepony, eaglesfan036 and Rayzor_7 2 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749092 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocrepony 1,216 Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 Sabres Hockey. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749099 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocrepony 1,216 Posted June 2, 2020 Author Share Posted June 2, 2020 6/1 Winner is.... @ContinentalCup036 with the jokes: 18 hours ago, ContinentalCup036 said: Dil 18 hours ago, ContinentalCup036 said: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead Congrats! eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749258 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocrepony 1,216 Posted June 2, 2020 Author Share Posted June 2, 2020 What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Spoiler Where's my tractor? eaglesfan036 and Patrik Tallinder 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749270 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dil 1,760 Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 SH"V"L diamond_ace 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749393 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,603 Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef mediocrepony and Rayzor_7 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/83444-the-joke-thread/#findComment-749394 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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