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1. This time of year its the squidward looking out the window at canadian hockey teams who made it meme, in this case the flames/nucks are squidward. 2. I'll take never tasting sweet, I love chips more than chocolate so I can live with that. 3. I'm pretty ok with trying new foods as long are they are not moving, so I think I'd be ok for most things, I had squid legs before, so so so chewie. Questions: 1. NHL - What first round matchup has you the most excited? 2. You get to choose the Utah Hockey Clubs name, what do you choose? 3. You get to move and rename a VHL team, who and why?!

Game 353: Ottawa Lynx vs. Houston Bulls Game 72 for these teams as the season is coming to an end we have two teams on opposites ends of the spectrums, the Ottawa Lynx are 4th in the Eastern conference with nobody within 30 points of them give or take, and the Bulls also find themselves with nobody within 30 points of them but thats because they have Dominated the West and the East all season are sporting a 58-8-5 record this season. The Ottawa Lynx have been nothing short of a door mat this season the bulls have won all 5 meetings none of them were particularly close. Lets get this one started so we can get to the playoffs! Started is one way to put this 22 seconds into the game Gingy finds his 33rd of the season, assists to Dog Jagr(54) and Feka Ohi Kau(45). Ottawa strikes back @ 4:11 Elisa Mcmuffin lets a series of shots go missing the net on a couple which bounce back to her, Dog Jagr blocks the 3rd attempt and the pucks squirts out to Kyle Evans who nets his 38th of the season, giving Mcmuffin her 51st and Owen Two his 52nd. At this point the shots are looking bleak for Ottawa as they have fired more wide of the net then on the net, but the same cannot be said for Houston as Cardinal Copia collects their own blocked shot off McMuffin @ 15:52 and lands their 32nd of the season, Additional Pylons(31) and Jack Jack (48) tally up the assists. Little over a minute later, Alex Bridges IV gives Houston a 3 - 1 cushion and the fans are loving the offensive barrage being put on by the Bulls, Dog Jagrs gets their 55th assist and Jack Jack is now up to 49! The period ends and houston is up 17-2 on the shots. Second period Ottawa starts to show some quality and the chances are looking better none better than @ 9:43 when Tariff Puck passes over to Fortnite Money gang who misses the net but WWWumbo is on the back door for a cheeky tap in and Ottawa is back within one its now 3 - 2 . The remainder of the period is a bit back and forth Houston still getting the share of the chances with 11 shots to 8, but Ottawa holding tight going into the 3rd versus a team they have yet to get any points off of this season. Ottawas offense all but vanishes again once the sides flip back, mustering only 3 shots in the period, Houston Robin Sierra nets his 19th of the season with assists from Alex Bridges and Additional Pylons. Komi Kamal is doing everything they can to keep Ottawa in the game but the team is not able to muster anything resembling an offense in this one, its a miracle its only a 2 goal deficit and this one ends 4 - 2 Houston Bulls, as they sweep Ottawa 6-0 on the season. 3 Stars 1 - Alex Bridges IV (HOU) 1G-1A 8S 2 - Jack Jack (HOU) 2A +2 2H 1SB 3 - Dog Jagr (HOU) 2A 3H 1SB See everybody in the playoffs!

Game 351: Halifax 21st vs. Ottawa Lynx Welcome back Ottawa Hockey fans, fresh off being sick for two days, we are happy to be back in the Nations Capital as Ottawa hosts Halifax. These guys just played in the last game where Halifax managed to take a 4-2 victory while being outshot 27-25 by Ottawa, we'll keep our eye out for Star of the previous game Steven Nichols hes averaging near a point per game in his VHLM 4th season as he had 2 Goals in that aforementioned victory. Game 351 of the regular season kicks off in Ottawa with the home team getting on the board, Fortnite Moneygang collects his 11th of the season from William Tree(18) and Ivan Grovnikov(23) @ 7:29. As the 11:01 minute rolls over Florida Man II gets his 8th assist of the season as he gets it infront to Hater Tottingham as he bangs in his 33rd of the campaign. Owen Two gets called for a high stick on a hit to Florida Man, and the power play for Halifax gets to work, Cysteine buries their 19th of the season an Family Mart(16) and Steven Nichos(40) @ 14:01. Ottawa has no quit in sight thou, 20 seconds after the puck drops their 3rd line wastes little time breaking into the zone and tying the game up. Devin Gabella nets their 2nd of the seasn and Elisa McMuffin adds her 50th apple of the season, nic gets their first assist of the year at 14:21, the period continues without much theatrics until the last few moments when WWWWumbo and Tariff Puck both lay it out and block 3 shots in the final 7 seconds of the period to keep the game tied at 2. Steve Nichols desided he was going to show up in the second period and gets a primary assist on Family Mart 7th goal of the season at 5:42. Halifax is really pouring it on in the period they end up with 17 shots to 3 and amongst the barrage hometown hero Tariff Puck gets caught high sticking which leads to another Halifax goal is Cysteine grabs their second of the game and Steven Nichols adds to his assist talley with his 42nd of they year, Michael Lee Jr gets his 21st as the penalties are Ottawa's undoing again. Third period marches forward and Ottawa spends a good chunk of the middle of the period on the power play with nothing to show for it barely a shot, and frustration begins to rear its ugly head near the end of the game as Ivan Grovnikov gets a Roughing minor and Igor Sokolov cashes in another power play goal giving him his 10th of the season , Hater Tottingham gets his 45th assist and Petr Novak his 55th. The shots end up 32-12 Halifax, Halifax goes 3/6 on the power play and Ottawa goes 0/6. Cysteine gets the first star for a Two goal performance, Hater tottingham gets the second star with 1G-1A and 4 hits. Family Mart gets the third star 1G-1A. The win puts Halifax on 99 points and the precipice of 100 points season as they take on Mississauga at home in the next game. Ottawa gets to fly down to Houston and see if they can crack an 0-5 record vs the VHLM leading Houston Bulls.

MILLER EXCITED FOR PLAYOFFS; CONTENT WITH VHLM START Today saw the Philadelphia Reapers finish their season as the top team in the Eastern Conference and have the second best record in the VHLM, only behind the Houston Bulls. Mia Miller finished her first stretch of a season with 6 points in 19 games and added 39 hits and 19 blocked shots for good measure. She played on a limited minutes but showed some good flashes of talent throughout a lot of her shifts. When asked about how she feels since joining the Reapers, this is what she had to say: “Honestly, the adjustment isn’t easy. It’s a lot faster and the player’s are obviously a lot bigger and stronger. But, I think I will get there. I am just really excited to get to the playoffs and play some really big games, in hopes of getting us to the Founder’s Cup. As for my play? I think I can definitely improve my skating and my shot, but right now I am just trying to focus on playing good defensive hockey and moving the puck effectively. That’s sorta the calling card I am trying to follow, so I hope that’s a good recipe come playoff time.” Will the Reapers go all the way? It’s hard to say, but with a lot of new recruits, it will be interesting to see which players step up when more eyes are on you than ever before.

MIA MILLER - BIOGRAPHY INTRODUCTION Mia Miller steps through the open door of the bench and takes her first skate on VHLM ice. This was the recent reality for Kingston’s Mia Miller, who recently made her debut for the Philadelphia Reapers of the VHLM, after signing a contract that will carry on until the Season 99 VHLM Dispersal Draft. So to familiarize everyone with her talent, as someone who has followed along for quite some time, I thought I should share this biography about her life and career thus far. EARLY YEARS Mia Miller was born on a hot summer’s day in Kingston, Ontario. While the family didn’t necessarily push hockey onto her, the love that she would quickly show for it would ultimately become undeniable. Watching hockey with her dad, skating on the frozen pond just down the road…it wouldn’t take long before she started to play hockey at four years old. While it would take some time for her to excel and really become the player she eventually became, these were some of the most important steps. Mia would play a few years before being recruited to play in a more competitive league with some of the best players her age in the province. While she stood out for a few reasons, Mia always made it a point to expect no special treatment. She played physical as soon as they were allowed to hit and had the speed and surprising strength to hold her own with the boys of her age and even higher. Playing defense, she was excellent at using her body control and stickchecking ability to separate player’s from the puck. These are things you could see at a very young age. A decent skater technically, her biggest areas needing improvement were her shot and playmaking ability. Ultimately, she seemed smart about the game and strong positionally, but lacked the confidence and skill to do things with the puck. That would all change once she was selected to join the Quinte West Red Devils AAA team at 13 years old. While they brought her in for the defensive side of the game, Miller had been working hard on her skills and had been seeing power skating coaches in the off-season. Her game took off, recording 8 goals and 35 assists in 51 games. The next season saw her take off, and considering it was her draft year…it was a good year to do it in. Mia recorded 14 goals and 51 assists for 65 points in 55 games. She even added 143 hits and 112 blocked shots for good measure. Her growth was clear and there was an avenue for her to reach some pretty strong heights in junior hockey. Could she get further than that? Well, that was the question on many scout’s minds prior to her stepping onto OHL ice for the first time. JUNIOR HOCKEY Mia’s strong final season in Quinte West saw the defender get selected in the third round of the OHL draft by the Kitchener Rangers, making her one of the highest selected women in the history of junior hockey. The team was pretty open right out of the gate that there was a spot available and that it was hers if she earned it. And did she ever..with her having a strong training camp and pre-season before tallying 4 goals and 23 assists in 49 games, after having a knee injury that shut her season down early. Her physicality was not as prevalent as we may have expected, with perhaps getting used to the bigger league. Nevertheless, it’s a point to watch as her development continues. The next two years for Mia saw the Rangers be a good team that was playoff bound, but ultimately fell short in the second round. Miller recorded 42 and 54 points respectively over those two seasons, while showing increased physicality and establishing herself as a shutdown defenseman that could play in every situation. She had developed into a leader by the end of her third season, and had showed a lot of improvement, making her an excellent influence for younger players to follow. It was Mia’s fourth and final season that ultimately would determine her future. And she was a monster right out the gate, leading all defensemen in scoring for more than half the season, and ultimately finishing third in points by the end of it. She was also a physical force and by far the best defender on the team in their own end. Mia helped lead the Rangers to the best record in their conference with 21 goals and 63 assists in 67 games. Adding on 202 hits and 142 blocked shots, her leadership and talent was a driving force for the club. Unfortunately, the playoffs would not wind up ending the way they hoped. Despite making it to the OHL Cup Final, they would fall short in six games, with Miller finishing her OHL career with 3 goals and 20 points over 16 games. VHLM AND FUTURE With her recently signing with the Philadelphia Reapers, Miller has jumped on the ice and in a limited role has had a decent impact. Joining several other recruits, Mia has stood out with 6 points, 38 hits and 19 blocked shots in 19 games played. While she isn’t getting a significant amount of minutes, she has shown a lot with limited icetime, and is expected to be a pretty high pick in the upcoming dispersal draft. The Reapers have finished their season as the top team in the Eastern Conference and the second best record in the entire VHLM. If she can continue to impress and help the team go on a significant run, it’s going to be hard to argue for a high selection come draft time. For now though, let’s see if she can continue to adjust to the improved play and show that development that people have been praising her for quite some time about.

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Game 349: Miami Marauders vs. San Diego Marlins Game 350: Las Vegas Aces vs. Mississauga Hounds Game 351: Halifax 21st vs. Ottawa Lynx Game 352: Philadelphia Reapers vs. Mexico City Kings Game 353: Ottawa Lynx vs. Houston Bulls Game 354: San Diego Marlins vs. Saskatoon Wild Game 355: Mexico City Kings vs. Miami Marauders Game 356: Saskatoon Wild vs. Las Vegas Aces Game 357: Houston Bulls vs. Mississauga Hounds Game 358: Miami Marauders vs. San Diego Marlins Game 359: Mississauga Hounds vs. Halifax 21st Game 360: Las Vegas Aces vs. Philadelphia Reapers Go to Standings

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Here's hoping Jr. has a massive career! Great enough to make his old man proud!! Welcome back!!

We love this! Welcome back bud

yeah they were awesome seats, the girlfriend did a good job picking them out, Was so awesome to see all the young guns play and have 2 bedard goals and a Nazar game winner!

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Player Information Username: TopTiddee2 Player Name: Reid Johnson Jr Recruited From: Returning Age: 25 Position: RW Height: 76 in. Weight: 205 lbs. Birthplace: United States of America Player Page @VHLM GM

Give me those passers @N0HBDY

To the best backup goalie a team could ask for! @Royski

Dear SimonT, You are an absolute c#nt. Sincerely, Adi Dassler(Ret.)

at least Mav/Ruutu topped leaderboards

Damn. Close games! So close to 30 goals, so close to the best record. I hope the playoffs don't end the same way, with me saying "so close."

Game 558: Warsaw Predators vs. Riga Reign Game 559: Calgary Wranglers vs. Toronto Legion Game 560: Prague Phantoms vs. HC Davos Dynamo Game 561: Warsaw Predators vs. D.C. Dragons Game 562: Malmo Nighthawks vs. Seattle Bears Game 563: Chicago Phoenix vs. Calgary Wranglers Game 564: Los Angeles Stars vs. Vancouver Wolves Game 565: London United vs. Helsinki Titans Game 566: Prague Phantoms vs. Malmo Nighthawks Game 567: Seattle Bears vs. Warsaw Predators Game 568: Helsinki Titans vs. HC Davos Dynamo Game 569: D.C. Dragons vs. Los Angeles Stars Game 570: Warsaw Predators vs. Riga Reign Game 571: Malmo Nighthawks vs. Moscow Menace Game 572: Vancouver Wolves vs. Chicago Phoenix Game 573: Calgary Wranglers vs. Toronto Legion Game 574: D.C. Dragons vs. Prague Phantoms Game 575: Seattle Bears vs. London United Game 576: D.C. Dragons vs. New York Americans Go to Standings

Cannot wait for Sens to beat Toronto in the 1st round this season!!

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