Zero

https://soundcloud.com/detectivezero/vhl-podcast-6-solo Enjoy

Whoa, Penis with the cameo!

This is some deep stuff man

Perhaps this afternoon or tomorrow night this is coming. Any more questions?

Heyyyyyooooo It's been a while. Time for a podcast. Ask me anything

2nd star. I'll take that shit

Jory Rose +4

"Whoops, I knew I was forgetting something," said Jory Rose, only a few days after being drafted 15th overall to the Seattle Bears. The Danish centre went into the Season 46 draft with 118 logged practice hours. However, he had forgotten to log the 20 extra hours he had received for hitting his VHLM Achievement Goals, only doing so this morning. "Well, I hope nobody's upset with me. I think the other teams still got great players, and I'm still happy to be a Seattle Bear. Probably still would have ended up there, if you ask me," said Rose, shrugging his shoulders. What can you do, eh? On another note, Rose may have ruffled some feather when, shortly after the Stockholm Vikings picked defensemen Jon Panik 14th (immediately before Rose went to Seattle), the Season 45 Founder's Cup winner was heard stating "Not going to lie, I didn't want Stockholm to pick me." When asked about that soundbite this morning, Rose's agent, Detective Zero, answered for him. "Having been in charge of one for many seasons back in the day, I know a directionless team when I see one. It's important for Jory to be on a team that's going somewhere, as it will keep him motivated to stay active."

Oslo's the capital of Norway you DINGUS

You can post whatever you wish is my understanding, we are hoping people actually talk about the games or VHLM happenings but can't hold a gun to your head Farts it is

So do I need to reply to game threads with something constructive? Or can I just write "LOL FARTS" 3 times and be done with it?

As the VHL Scouting Centre released their latest edition of the Season 46 VHL Draft Rankings, Danish Centre for the Moscow Red Wolves, Jory Rose, found himself holding steady at 10th overall. In the mock draft that came out with this week's rankings, he also found himself going 10th overall to either the Seattle Bears or the Toronto Legion, though the rankings predicted that Rose would be wearing Seattle Maroon instead of Toronto Blue. Rose, when asked about his feelings about these results, replied with the same line that he had been using every time he had been asked in the past:" I'm not really worried about that yet. Right now, we have to finish what we started here in Moscow, then I'll worry about where I get drafted," he said. "I most likely will be back in Moscow next season anyway, regardless of who picks me, and I've made it clear many times that I'm happy to play wherever I'm drafted. Those are both great cities with deep VHL history and it would be an honour to wear either of those uniforms." You know, at the end of the day, does it really matter where anyone plays? We're all chips and clumps of binary floating through cyberspace, man. Think about that while you look at your nudie pictures.

Holding it DOWN in 10th place. But I'm a Centre, not LW

Moscow

Don't ever confuse Kendrick for someone with a big dick is the lesson I'm learning here

There's only one team I won't play for, but I'm not telling you guys who it is. Good luck!

New forum only counts posts that aren't shit.

Jory Freakin' Rose - 4

Yo Are people actually complaining that they can't post pictures of half naked women on an internet hockey forum? Bro, get a fucking life.

I ALSO READ THEM

That's never worked. Do people use the chat thing? I've always been more in favour of a community chat than just a private chat system. Also Streetlight eats knobs

I'm game

GUYS BASEBALL AHHHHHHHHHH