Donno100

@BloodMustache
(I think this is my first time doing something like this.)

That's the same damn thing I'm saying. Hell now that I look back, I never even played in playoffs

That's the same damn thing I'm saying. Hell now that I look back, I never even played in playoffs

My fondest memory here has to be being drafted to a high tier VHLM team and then beginning my career on top.

My best memory was being drafted by the Yukon rush.

I've said it once and i'll say it again... Please add a few more American Teams.

I've said it once and i'll say it again... Please add a few more American Teams.

Season 61 rolling on nicely - we have already played around 42-45 games! Seems like only yesterday it was 25, but time goes by fast when you are having fun. I got something important I want to talk about today, it´s doping and or juicing in VHLM. Unfortunately I feel like it´s something the league should look into even more closely now when we are getting close to playoff hockey. I know it´s against the good manners and spirit of being professional to talk about these things in public this openly, but I don´t really believe in those things, so going to let whatever I have on my mind out and hopefully something positive comes out of it. See what I did there? Doping - positive outcome? Nice.
 
 

 
When I look at the standings, I see Yukon Rush first with amazing point and win totals. Yukon has 79 points and 39 wins from 45 games. Second best in the league has 54 points and 26 wins, so we right away got quite solid candidate for extra testing. As you can maybe guess, Yukon Rush and their players are high on individual rankings in goals, points etc. Twinger has 52 goals in 45 games, Kovalev second with 45 - both play for Yukon. Twinger is first in assists as well, he has 53 assists. Yukon Rush player Kurtutecis, who is the third best goal scorer - he has 50 assists. Vega, Jokinen and Kovalev round up the Top-5 in assists category, all three have over 40 assists and to make things even more disgusting, Pilgrim has 40 assists as well, he is ranked 7th in assists, so we have six players from Yukon in Top-7 for assists and the leagues three best goal scorers all play for Yukon.
 
What about goaltending then? Well, Johnny Havenk Carison is the only goalie with over 90 save percentage, his goals against average rating is almost on it´s own league with 2.04 goals against per game, second best is 2.90. These are just with a quick look, but I think I made my point - Yukon Rush has been dominating the league as a team, but also as individuals.
 
There is also another reason why I decided to voice my concerns and doubts about Yukon, the moment came in Oslo vs Yukon game about a week ago, Yukon won 4-1, but that was not it. Some point in the second period I was standing behind Johnny´s net when the puck flew into the stands, so a small break naturally followed. As I was standing behind the net, I took a zip out of Carson´s bottle and oh boy - it was not just normal water. Something extra on it for sure, rest of the game I felt like I could play at least another 40 minutes, could almost fly out there. After the game was over, I went to the hotel to get some sleep before we head out of town on the next morning, but I could not, at the time I did not think much about it, since I sometimes do have trouble sleeping in hotels, but couple days later it hit me - it was the ´water´!
 

 
Now, I want to make one thing clear, I´m not saying everybody in Yukon Rush is for sure adding special jam on their morning porridge, but I´d say solid 90% of the roster is. I bet if you check the river and woods behind Yukon´s practice arena, you will find some insane looking fish and animals in there due to all the juicing that the players do, when they use the bathrooms - the stuff gets into the river with whatever comes out from the practice arenas pipes.  Not only dangerous to the players themselves when they juice up, but also dangerous to the environment.

@BloodMustache
(I think this is my first time doing something like this.)

I believe the words you're looking for are... "It's pure American power."

It feels great to be apart of one big hard working machine. I really love and enjoy how we've been doing through the season and how I've been doing so far. It's a great feel.
 
The answer still stays as last time, I see myself as a high top 10 prospect that can fit quotas and overall play good. Pretty much I see myself placing well.
 
Well, why not? I see many skaters getting high props and honors so I figured "Hey, why not make myself the most important player on the ice without having to score goals."  thus the idea of being a goalie flickered in my thought process and I just went with it.

It feels great to be apart of one big hard working machine. I really love and enjoy how we've been doing through the season and how I've been doing so far. It's a great feel.
 
The answer still stays as last time, I see myself as a high top 10 prospect that can fit quotas and overall play good. Pretty much I see myself placing well.
 
Well, why not? I see many skaters getting high props and honors so I figured "Hey, why not make myself the most important player on the ice without having to score goals."  thus the idea of being a goalie flickered in my thought process and I just went with it.

That's great and all... But when's the Announcement for the Announcement that's being Announced after the Announcement for the Announcement that's tomorrow's Announcement? 

Either way you still lose

That's great and all... But when's the Announcement for the Announcement that's being Announced after the Announcement for the Announcement that's tomorrow's Announcement? 

Either way you still lose

I can't believe you missed the joke entirely.

That's great and all... But when's the Announcement for the Announcement that's being Announced after the Announcement for the Announcement that's tomorrow's Announcement? 

this new system better not be stinky as hell. Or else i'm gonna complain about it forever

this new system better not be stinky as hell. Or else i'm gonna complain about it forever

Probably Top 10. I'll be best but not the best best. I see myself as a high prospect but not one that would be Top 5 material.
 
I'm looking to achieve a way to look presentable to all the coaches and scouts that want to check me out. That's pretty much the goal.

The only thing that I believe in is... goblins. I don't like 'em, so fuck 'em. Next Question.
 
It's definitely a toss between Seattle and Toronto. They both seem like teams that could be in need of either a good rookie starter or a great backup that's a good option in clutch games.
Either way, i'd be thankful never the less.
 
 Well, judging by the fact that I have 3 wins already, I personally think that this is gonna be a good season for me. I won't go big and say i'll do good enough to get a trophy but more along the lines of I'll do an alright job.
 
Yes. Very much. As for questions I'm good for I'm slowly venturing through the different things this place has to offer.
 
Wendys and the classic burgs and fries.

Probably Top 10. I'll be best but not the best best. I see myself as a high prospect but not one that would be Top 5 material.
 
I'm looking to achieve a way to look presentable to all the coaches and scouts that want to check me out. That's pretty much the goal.

Holy shit I went almost perfect for saves this game.

(I know my graphics have been a bit samey as of late, but I'm currently trying to experiment with things.)