Stoffiday

Welp, another one down.

Howdy Folks, Stoff here! I had an idea for a pension plan for those of us that have to take leaves of absence for school or work or just....life in general. My idea is this: If a player knows they may be leaving for a bit, but still wish to participate at a later time, they could sign up for the pension plan. This pension plan would credit 1 TPE to their account automatically each week. To sign up, the player would fill out the following form in the appropriate thread (To be created later.) Player Name: Date of Leave: Reason for Leave (Brief): Expected Return (If Known): The rules are as followed: Must have at least 100 TPE at the time of the leave. Leave will grant 1 TPE per week during the time of departure. 10 week Maximum (10 TPE) Can be reapplied for each season. If extenuating circumstances arise, 10 week maximum can be extended on a case-by-case basis. If player returns from leave during pension, but needs to go on leave again during the same season, they are eligible for the remaining weeks of TPE. Leave may be revoked due to breach of honor system/bans/forum activity consistent with return. Any thoughts, comments, or suggestions are appreciated.

But...its a lazy, piece of shit fish who doesn't contribute to the household!

1. I expect to play fairly often, and make our team proud. As it's kind of an off year, I hope to do some work in the community to keep busy and positive. 2. Honestly, and I'm not even kidding around...Elias Dahlberg. The kid has a big ol' piehole, but he sure can play. 3. Riga, as they're at the top of their game right now, but honestly, I wouldn't mind seeing some love for Toronto either. 4. I just want to play a good game of hockey and adjust to my new team and home. I spent 2 seasons in Canada, and I miss it, but I love it here in Switzerland! 5. Lord, I dunno. Probably Dahlberg. 6. Unfortunately, it's probably going to be Davos this year...I ain't sayin' I'm the reason for that...but I'm not NOT saying that, either.

Dude, do you think I just sit on my front porch drinkin' moonshine all day and playing banjo?! I'm a professional hockey player for god's sake! I do all that, AND STOP PUCKS!

Thank you!!

Great job! It has a late night feel with a really nice tempo. I like it a lot!

Hmmm, I'll take piotr jerwa then. @Bushito

Gotta quit hookin' them minors, Elias. @Nykonax

I'll take Joseph Mcwolf. @Exlaxchronicles

That's what you call a massacre!

Got damn.... I got whipped.

Man, that got dark.

I...I'm gonna go get you three happy meals...We need to take a break now buddy.

'Bout time they pulled me! Lol

Man, I didn't even see that one.

Alright Yukon, its gonna be alright. Ya'll are strong!

I ain't sayin' I'm the reason we're losing, but I'm not saying I'm not, either.

I'd like Elias Dahlberg! @Bushito

Awwrighttttt...I like this!! :D

@ShawnGlade I think it's time we put ol' Finn in the net!