Stoffiday

It's because I remember to drink my Cup of Stoffy! (Mondays and Wednesdays ONLY ON VSN!) This is a shocker, actually.

Love it! Thank you!!

Best thing ever!!

I'd love this. Please make this a thing!

@Bushito I reckon its a random pick time.

1. Trump and Trudeau have been summoned to fight to the death. Who wins and what's their weapon of choice? Two fish sandwiches from McDonalds and some fresh Tim Horton's coffee! 2. What stinks when living and smells good when dead? Bacon! Pigs stink when they're in slop, but smell great when you fry them up! 3. What is your favourite sport? Who is your favourite team? My favorite sport is Hockey, and my favorite team are the Vegas Golden Knights. 4. If you could invent something right now, what would your beautiful inventions be? A way for all the little children to join hands and sing...Nah, probably some type of cure for the common cold or something meaningful like that. 5. Are you looking forward to your rookie VHL season? Absolutely! It's gonna be great starting as goalie in Davos this year!! 6. Is the Founders Cup, Yukons to win? Not this year!

There ya go! Good job Yukon!!

Got damn, my ass is sore from that whuppin'.

Teach us your ways, Master Bush!

I'll take Alexander Pepper. @Elhandon

Welcome to the league! I'm the Assistant GM for Yukon. We have a top pairing available for you if you'd like to join for the season.

Welcome to the league @bucktown! I'm the Assistant GM for Yukon. We have a top line spot available for you if you'd like to join for the season.

Welcome to the league! @tunedtorock! I'm the Assistant GM for Yukon. We have a top line spot available for you if you'd like to join for the season.

Yukon is the place to be!

Golden Knights Logo Shirt with Fleury 29 on the back New Phone Popsocket that says "Eat, Sleep, Hockey, Repeat" Cave Man Shaving Kit! Dinner with my wife!!

I'll take Ryan Kastelic. @Elhandon

Done?

Well, I definitely hope we see you in Yukon, sir.

Here we go!

A response to Alexander Pepper White Horse, Yukon Territory – Rhett Stoffiday is sitting in his home in his rocking chair, contemplating what he had just seen. His close friend Alex Pepper had just done an interview regarding the recent Sponsor’s Shield tournament, which Stoffiday had royally messed up for the Jolt Juice brand. “Now, I understand that I messed up…but I handled this matter privately with Alex, or at least I thought.” Stoffiday shifts in his chair, looking hurt and confused. “For Alex to say that I have a hell of an ego….HOW DARE HE?! Look at everything that Alex has ever done! He’s won multiple awards, and gotten numerous accolades, and HE’S NEVER SATISFIED! The things he said that I said to him we’re bold face…damn…LIES!” It was at this time, Stoffiday looked deep into the Camera, and said: “Listen Alex, this is for you. I’m sorry for what happened…but you’re cuttin’ deep, boy…You want out? That’s fine. I will never say I want you to go, but I ain’t gonna stop you from getting what you deserve.” Stoffiday would grunt, shift in his chair and say: “At least I owned up to what I did and didn’t lie what another man said…” With that, Stoffiday left his chair and went to eat crab legs. Stoffiday and Pepper have come up through the VHLM and VHL together, and Pepper was one of Stoffiday’s groomsmen at his wedding last July. We will keep our readers posted with any new updates as they come forward. @Sonnet

I understand where you're going with this, but most of us use the VHL discord, and the channel "newcomer help" for the same purpose. If you're not already on the discord, we'd love to have you!!

Not sure how you came to that conclusion, considering I was all up in his business in his locker room.

Helsinki, Finland-- In yet another lovely, heartwarming story from this offseason, Keaton Louth has finally accepted his (alleged) long-lost son, Alexander Pepper, as “not cancer.” This is the first time that Louth, a star draft prospect, has acknowledged that Pepper was “pretty okay.” and spurred on already rampant rumors that he was finally accepting his long-lost son, even though both men are about the same age. (It’s not this anchor’s job to judge.) As always, this anchor has the official, unedited conversation between the Rev. Dr. Louth, and Sargent Pepper and the Blowfish. (Louth will be referred to as L moving forward, and Pepper will be referred to as Coke.) L: Y’know, you really oughta tuck your jersey in… Coke: The hell you say to me? L: Your jersey! Can’t stop a puck and deaf as shit too? Coke: Really, ya fuckin’ duster? You’re chirpin’ the wrong guy, Lou! Random Teammate: You guys are friggin’ toxic! Shut your yaps, eh! L: You know what, Toxic is good! Keeps your Pylon ass in check, eh?! Shut the f*** up, eh?! Coke: YEA! I’m still here! L: You’re not cancer, though. Coke: That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me. I’ll take it. L: Yea..Don’t turn into Brick Wahl on me, eh? I hear that guy poke checks on and off the ice… It was at this point that a fly landed on this anchors voice recorder...causing static...and stuff.. (Loud buzzing) L: Love….son….exactly….mother….igloo? (This anchor isn’t sure what drugs they’re taking in Helsinki.) Coke: Love….dad….Accept...me....Who...am! (Nope, still no idea.) It was at this point, I saw more of Alex Pepper than I had ever planned to… The following is not a rumor, but a fact: Alexander Pepper doesn't tape his stick...interpret that as you will. Stay tuned for more from VSN!