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HELLO LAS VEGAS! PRESSER FOR THE WEEK ENDING 19TH. 1. With Poptart stepping down, how do you feel with the new addition that is @Proto? I guess we will see what happens, it's always an adjustment when you have new management coming in and changing things around. 2. Do you feel comfortable with the new locker room? It's interesting, not sure what happened with letting anyone have an invite. 3. Do you have any line suggestions? Dumping the inactives and pushing the actives up 4. Do you feel that Proto at the helm can change our winning and losing? We shall see, we had been really underachieving, maybe the change will give us a boost 5. Do you have any team award suggestions? Best comment in the locker room 6. How many points do you want to have at the end of the season? (Keep it realistic) Originally I was hoping for about a point per game, so I'll keep the same goal.

I'll apply if you need someone, wouldn't mind kicking @Nykonax ass again

For a league that apparently has no time or care for the VHL, their BOD sure spend a lot of time over here. That's all I'm gonna say

Recently, the VHL.com staff sat down with Las Vegas rookie defender Randy Marsh and talked to him about hockey, tegridy and his view on life's hard questions. VHL.com: Good afternoon Randy, thanks for joining us today. RM: Thanks for having me. VHL.com: What are your thoughts on fighting in hockey? Some say it doesn't belong in hockey anymore? RM: The players should all wear bras! And instead of helmets, they should wear little tinfoil hats, ‘cause, you know, it’s the future and we shouldn’t be so barbaric. VHL.com: So... No to fighting? RM: I'm sorry, I thought this was America!! I do believe in fighting, it's one of my favourite parts of life, if hockey didn't have it, we may as well just completely change the sport and rename it sarcastaball. VHL.com: Good point. How have you felt about recent accusations that dressing room drinking has caused the current Las Vegas Aces slide? RM: I’m not chugging beer! I’m sampling a flight of gluten-free German lagers with a French wine pairing! It’s called a smorgaswein and it’s elegantly cultural. And in no way does that affect my play, I'm already one of the elite rookies in this upcoming draft. VHL.com: You seem to have a very controversial side occupation, has the VHLM spoken with you about it? Or are you not concerned? RM: I’ll make less money, sure, but as long as I buy everything at WalMart, it’ll all even out. Don’t you see? WalMart isn’t our enemy, it’s our neighborhood friend. VHL.com: Umm, we actually meant your marijuana farm, you know? Tegridy farms? RM: There’s plenty of other interesting things you can do. Have you ever tried marijuana? Maybe it’s time. We don't just produce marijuana and hemp products, we also sell Rocky Mountain cocaine. Rocky Mountain cocaine isn't smuggled either, so the only ass it'll be up is yours! Tegridy cocaine, from farm to nostril. VHL.com: Uh huh, changing gears, hockey always seems to be pushing out the old guard for whats new and exciting, players careers seem to be getting shorter and shorter, even the VHL has a limit of 8 seasons in a career now, any thoughts on that? RM: They took their job? They've taken my job.. Random people appearing out of nowhere: They took our jerbs! Thy tuk ma jeb!! Tik mjub!!! Derka duuu!!!! JUST SOME OF OUR "UNEXPECTED" GUESTS VHL.com: What, where did all you come from, get out of here now!.... Well that was most unusual. One last question as we are almost out of time, do you have any advice for young players just getting their first cheques from their VHLM teams? RM: Yea, it is an angry and unforgiving Economy. To repent we must stop frivolous spending! Instead of paying for cable, let us watch clouds! Instead of buying clothes, wear but sheets from thine beds! Cut spending to only the bare essentials! Water and bread and margaritas, yea. VHL.com: Ok, what about all the usage of social media in the league, is it too much for the leagues own good? RM: If we don't treat the internet with the RESPECT.. that it deserves, it could one day be gone forever. VHL.com: Well you are an interesting man Mr. Marsh, we thank you for your time and your colourful opinions. Some of these questions sure seemed to "affect" you. RM: Ahhh oh! Uhh, that was a, that was a ghost! This is ectoplasm! Did you see the ghost??? It ran through here, it, it slimed me! It wasn't me it was a spooky ghost!

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Should never have put a team in Calgary in the first place. You’re just digging a hole even deeper trying to fix the logo

I like this better than the way the VHL pickem is. Well done on embracing the future

1. I don’t have any one team I’d like to go to. DC or Prague would be cool, as they’re new. Although the DC GM didn’t sign with me in New York, so maybe Prague gets the upper hand. 2. Flashy high scoring dman. Or a plug number 6 guy 3. There’s no one I won’t play for, but definitely one/some that I wouldn’t resign with. 4. Joseph McWolf comes to mind. He had a great career just recently. Or Mats Johnsson. 5. Id probably go with 3 guys I’ve never played with before. Maybe Kyl Oferson, whoever Beketovs next guy is and maybe one of the Louths 6. Lots of championships and lots of individual awards

1. It’s a big old government hoax. Nothing that a little Tegridy weed and cocaine can’t cure 2. I ended up in Vegas and I’m glad as I used to GM there and im excited to help out again 3. It was a blast. We tried to load up but didn’t quite have the firepower for it 4. Wanted to try something new. I was disappointed with my career as a forward so it was either play D or goalie. 5. I’m hoping to have a fast Sergei Zubov type. Or a John Carlson for you youngins 6. 500 points. Couple continental cups and a couple top defenseman awards.

1. Randy saw that the VHL was losing a bit of Tegridy, so his number one career goal is to bring his own Tegridy to wherever he plays. 2. I keep him in my equipment bag, “just in case” 3. To be the first farmer in the VHL Hall of Fame 4. I’m not super picky where I end up. There’s a couple teams I’d rather not go to, but I’ll be happy most places 5. That’s true I have been neglecting both checking and fighting ability so far. Gotta bring back fighting into the VHL. If you don’t like that, then “I’m sorry, I thought this was America!” 6. I do work in the oilfield, when the oilfield works that is. The name came from a day when I was once accidentally covered in oil and the name has kinda stuck

1. How do you feel we did in the draft? 2. What are your expectations for yourself this year? 3. What are your expectations for the team this year? 4. What are your thoughts on the captains? 5. Who will come out on top this year? 6. Who can be a surprise contender this year? 1. We did great. We got me and Hornet. And Remy Moreau. Etc. Etc. We’re gonna be good. 2. Point per game player and in the running for defenseman of the year 3. If we’re not playing for the Founders Cup, it’ll be a huge disappointment. 4. They are pretty decent choices. 5. Vegas. Of course. 6. Imma say Yukon.

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